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| 4 | PJR is a bit behind the times: After the Gallery has been boldly removed by the guy with the "No Talk" gag order, Philip calmly reasons with the guy who has just been blocked for a month. |
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| -2 | No christian would ever say what I just said. Twice. |
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| 3 | Good old Jinx hi Jinx! one ups Andy and shatters every irony meter in the lower 48 states |
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| 2 | And this is from the guy who brags about his history class. God help the child. |
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| 3 | HenryS gets right to the point over this |
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| 7 | Ever get the impression that there is something wrong with Andy? Specifically, his mental health, which seems to be spending less time with him. |
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| 21 | No comment. No comment at all. UPDATE Andy steps in with more of his undeniable logic which he proceeds to post on the main page. Bigot much Andy? |
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| 7 | Yeah, go find a real blog, ya hippie, and not one that pretends to be a wiki! Wait, that came out wrong. UPDATE: Apparently not a real encyclopedia either! |
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| -4 | PUFFER FISH UPDATE: Ken's keeping it simple. Real simple. |
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| 9 | Andy's template for responding to people who annoy him: A noun, a verb, and a new article-worthy insult. UPDATE: Make that a noun, a verb, a new article-worthy insult, and a rearguard block. |
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| -1 | Uh, Ken? Leaving aside how childish this makes you look, the fact is puffer fish, even ones of questionable copyright, can't sing. |
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| 22 | Conservapedians agree: for the sake of the Palin family, don't vote for McCain-Palin! |
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| 22 | Andy delves into the conservative world of dieting. Coming soon: CP Pilates, and an Andy Exercise Video, "You can lose 20 pounds while sitting at your computer all day making up shit!" |
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| 8 | Dunno how to tell you this, hon, but Andy and crew would rather turn kids into the former. Probably women too, if they can manage. |
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| 2 | As much as we'd hoped otherwise, PJR comes out and shows he is indeed a card-carrying member of the Goon Squad |
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| 14 | Margery Campbell, who once begged to be removed, as she couldn't disobey her husband, clearly decides Andy isn't much of a man, and gets mean. |
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| 2 | TerryH, a racist? Naww..... but does he know the article's history? UPDATE: Another victory for the Freedom of Speech! |
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| 8 | Andy must be referring to a different Pinochet from that the rest of the world knows. Maybe Bob Mugabe is next on his "in" list |
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| 11 | Andy "Space Expert" Schlafly (aided by Foxtrot) strikes again: "Atheist science can't explain the Gaseous Planetary Envelopes!" |
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| 7 | Crack open the champagne, its Conservapedia Day! And insiders hint that there will be a new sysop! Ah, wait, THREE new sysops! |
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| 22 | Another Andy original. Update: Same procedure as every year: Talk page pwnage, complete with revert, block, whitewashing and block warning - to be continued, most likely. |
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| 11 | Family-friendly, indeed. Oh, and Conservative wants something different than English on CP? Har! |
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| 11 | Great idea Andy! And when McCain is asked how many homes he has, he can reply "he isn't running for real estate agent." I'm sure THAT will go over great with voters! |
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| 7 | This featured article reads like the work of a ten year old. Try reading the second sentence! Compare with Wikipedia's entry on the same subject. |
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| 2 | There is a process to remove newly created articles from this list, but we don't know what it is, yet. UPDATE: Okay, NOW we do but we have [apparently] forgotten how to lock pages. |
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| 21 | "In The News" goes from using "News Sources", to opinion columns, to blogs. And now, the bottom of the barrel: blog COMMENTS! Guess a "Man On The Street" wasn't available. |
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| 2 | Okay... but do you realize where you're posting constitutes an irony meter replacement? |
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| 12 | Did anyone else just feel a strange chill? |
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| 0 | Calling "an institution of a democratic state" fascist is namecalling, except when someone we like does it. Then it's "factually correct and therefore okay". |
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Who knows what caused this hostility? Not even Kettle knows, but he calls his bluff (Bureaucrats can change user rights). Don't mess with Future Son-In-Law™, |
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| 14 | Jinx hi Jinx! When RedState doesn't praise Sarah Palin enough, just quotemine it for the parts that you like. Don't worry about those who call attention to the quote mining, they are just "... protest[ing] (and quibble[ing]) too much.". |
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| 9 | What to do with this recognized bit of parody? Improve it, of course. |
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| 10 | In a shining example of how the CP Admin Complaints Desk works, a complainant is told by Bugler to drop it... no doubt teh 'or else' is yet to come. |
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| 2 | Can you feel the love? |
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| 12 | If there's anything that gets admins excited enough to lure them back, it's teh banhammer. Karajou returns. |
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| 10 | Parodist name gets changed, suspicions are raised. HenryS/Bohdan attempts to connect the dots, but later sincerely apologizes for his mistake. Ed divides by zero and fires off a writing plan and a whole-hearted "fuck you", better safe than sorry. |
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| 17 | Ed, you really are a complete bastard. UPDATE Yes, a total asshole AGAIN A fully fledged scumbag! FINALLY You utter Fuck-Face! |
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| 6 | Bungler blocks Goggles but isn't Goggles actually the POWERFUL BethanyS returned for the new term? UPDATE - The ever-delightful Bethany gives the all-clear and Bungler apologises. |
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| 29 | Like you're from Arkansas? |
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| 12 | Bungler can't make up his mind, but settles on ignoring his own name. Ronde V sounds real enough next to Bungle R... Update:MOAR! Goggle S, nice name! |
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Noted |
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| 17 | Add multiplication to the ever-growing list of things Ed Poor doesn't understand. Also, fuck you if you're new to multiplication! |
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| 21 | SilvioB: "Please, no gossip, as per the rules. Instead, stick with mathematics, which you say you're good at." Ed Poor: "I do what I want, so fuck you." UPDATE Belgian commits wiki-suicide, and Moar suicide, calls out Unca Ed. |
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| 11 | Andy has just had enough of unruly homeschoolers. |
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| 49 | In other words - "Girls should just be quiet and bake more cookies" |
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| 14 | Andy: it is not Palin's conservative values that are to blame for her daughter's pregnancy, it is the indoctrination by her public school. The same schools that people like Palin and Andy would rather not allow to teach birth control. |
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| 26 | Andy's great insights: John Schlafly's homosexuality is actually gossip! |
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Andy |
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| 23 | BrianCo decides to illustrate the Achilles article with pron then takes two attempts to make it family-friendly. |
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| 14 | Looks like "Rebuplican" [sic] Ed's been hitting the booze. "Cleraly" [sic] we should not "TOLERATE this knuckleheads" [sic]. |
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| 14 | Act III, wherein hilarity ensues as detective Bohdan gathers all suspects into the state room and pulls an accusation directly out of his ass. He is then schooled in the fine art of logic by..... Phillip Rayment the 1st?. |
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| 15 | I'm sorry Master, I wasn't able to write as many new stubs as usual, but I made sure a lot of more useful contributors can't write them either. Shucks, Ed, before I turn off editing for the night, "thanks for the significant contributions!" Good night, and good luck. |
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| 4 | Ed Poor might be the only CP sysop who manages to turn his own talk page into a quotemine while archiving. |
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| -8 | In a true moment of WTF, Deborah (once again?) dominates the Recent Changes: 49 out of 50 changes are hers. |
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| 4 | Andy Schlafly Presents: "Greatest Myths of American History" in an attempt to discredit dem dec33tful publick skool hisstury kla553z. |
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| 22 | "We've always excluded [gossip] like that from the beginning of this site". Removing "gossip" (explicitly confirmed by Sarah Palin) about a Republican gets a pat on the back. Removing gossip from a Democratic entry: Godspeed! |
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| 54 | Karajou QUITS. PJR wonders "was it something I said?" Moer: Bungler pours oil on troubled waters |
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| 5 | The cops invading your home to arrest you because you have weapons of gun: a dictatorial act of tyranny that one should never allow. The cops invading your home to arrest you for having duct tape, slingshots, empty bottles, rags, metal pipe, bolt cutters, krytponite locks, sledge hammers and numerous other things you probably have many of? A-okay! |
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| 16 | Andy to Interiot: "Thanks for your help, but have you done all you can to demonize liberals today?" |
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| 7 | Professional sycophant Bugly proposes teh "Conservapedia Day", and Andy loves it. (PS, it was Nov. 21, 2006) |
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| 5 | Evangelical or not, Andy reaches a new ironymeter high. |
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| 41 | Andy ♥ Augusto. Update: PaulM ♥ Hitler, but that doesn't go over quite as well. |
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| 11 | Conservative Timing: Just in time for the KAL 007 anniversary (between Aug 31 and Sep 1), the KAL 007 article is not the Featured Article anymore. |
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| 10 | Aschlafly, attorney for "medical group" Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, brings up discredited anti-Gardasil arguments as reason for a new #1 example of bias in Wikipedia. He also tries to debunk Wikipedia's claims that are supported by: Associated Press and BioMed Central. |
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| 3 | Constructive criticism and cooperation on CP: "All the points not written by me are crap." Update: Most non-Andy points are quickly removed without further discussion. |
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| 11 | Andy takes time out from bashing public schools and smearing Obama to tell an editor that "Conservapedia is not the place to grind an ax". |
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| 29 | Well. That's that, I guess. |
