Fun:Evolution

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Evolution is a convoluted theory created by Charles Darwin and his army of anti-American atheists. It states that cows gave birth to whales. Deceitful atheistic scientists created the complicated theory to make fundamentalists feel intellectually inferior when they couldn't quite understand it. Fundamentalists responded by quoting the Bible, a respected peer-reviewed science journal edited by homeschoolers holding PhDs in various scientific fields. The atheistic Darwinists then had one hundred million people killed with their "theory".

1 Criticisms
2 Racism
3 Sexism
4 Homophobia
5 Anteye/Intelecshualisam
6 See also

[edit] Criticisms

One of the major criticisms of the Theory of Evolution is that since Darwin's time, the theory has been rewritten, modified and changed in multiple ways, numerous times. This malleability of the facts is proof that the theory is incorrect. Science is an ongoing process and thus invalid when compared to divine inspiration, which got it right first time.

[edit] Racism

Charles Darwin once knocked into a black guy and didn't say excuse me. Therefore the theory is incorrect.

[edit] Sexism

Charles Darwin once said "chairman" of the board instead of "chairperson". Therefore, science is evil.

[edit] Homophobia

Charles Darwin once made a gay joke. Therefore, the theory is a creation of pure evil.

[edit] Anteye/Intelecshualisam

Chalres Dawrin wunce mispeeled teh Wurd antidisestablishmentariuhanism. Therfor. evalushun si rely rely rely notungoodly. Teh bilbe si muhc mor betturh.