Fun:Original sin
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[edit] Were Adam and Eve heterosexual?
Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden. They were both Naked. They were the very first humans. That meant that they were totally inexperienced. They had no idea that being naked is embarassing. Adam and Eve didn’t know either that wearing sexy underwear can be more exciting than being naked. Anyway Adam looked at Eve’s “” and he had no idea what to do with them. Adam looked at Eve’s”” and he had no idea what to do with that either. Eve looked at Adam’s “”. Perhaps that excited her. But she had no idea what that could do either.
[edit] Were Adam and Eve gay?
Adam and Eve were in that garden of delights for some time before they got round to sinning. They were naked and could see each other. And they could see all the animals multiplying fruitfully. They could see how animals do it. They must have seen what to do, surely. Perhaps they didn’t copy it because they were gay and wanted something different. Well Adam was done as the image of God and Eve was made from Adam. What does that mean? Is God gay as well?
And God cursed them by forcing them to be heterosexual. Sad!
[edit] Temptation, sin and punishment
Anyway along came this talking snake. The snake told them they could find out all about things if they ate some tasty fruit from this tree. God had told them they shouldn’t eat fruit from that tree. Nobody had told Adam or Eve that disobedience is wrong. So they ate that tasty fruit. Then they knew what to do with each other. And they got excited. And they ””ed. Afterwards they got embarrassed. And they covered themselves up. But that didn’t help them. God wanted to know why they were wearing fig leaves. And God didn't like the reason.
Adam and Eve didn’t know they’d get into trouble for breaking God’s rules. That didn’t help them. God made Adam and Eve leave the garden because they’d been naughty. Adam and Eve had children. And their children committed Incest. And we’re all descended from those incestuous relationships.
And we’re all cursed because Adam and Eve were disobedient before they knew that disobedience is wrong. That’s called the curse of Original Sin.
