Montana
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Montana is unique among the states of the United States. While many states proudly display wildlife, farm animals, flowers or trees as part of their twenty five cent commemorative piece, Montana simply has a skull.
Inspired, some think, by early Eagles album covers?
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[edit] Montana in subversive culture
| “ | Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon | ” |
| —Frank Zappa | ||
BIG SKY COUNTRY
[edit] Awesome destinations
Missoula is the hippest little town between Seattle and Minneapolis, full of Grateful Dead fans, radical environmentalist whackos, and the like. Missoula can be easily spotted from the sky by the big peace sign on the hill. Further east, the rough and ready little mining hamlet of Butte has voted Democratic in every election since statehood, but this is probably because of massive vote fraud by tommyknockers sabotaging the voting machines. Missoula and Butte are sometimes enough to swing Montana into the blue state column, although not as often as some people would like.
[edit] The greatest Montananananans
The best thing to come out of Montana in recent years is Senator Jon Tester, who when confronted by the Republican incumbent during a debate that he wanted to weaken the USA PATRIOT Act, replied "weaken hell, I want to repeal it!"
[edit] Not much to do with Montana
Vasily Borodin would have liked to have seen Montana.
