Parents Television Council

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The Parents Television Council (PTC) was founded by conservative hack L. Brent Bozell III (also known as Bozo the Clown or "Redbeard" the pirate). The PTC's goal is to ensure that nothing entertaining will be shown on television and that you will have to actually parent your children, you lazy bastards. They aim to replace shows like Family Guy with corny shows like Celebrity (Insert title of horrible show here).

Their standard tactic is to flood the Federal Communications Commission with organized letter and email campaigns,[1] complaining about shows that they themselves did not see, that children were never meant to see, and that any parents with common sense would not let their children watch.

Their website features a Best and Worst Family TV Shows of the Week in which the best are really the least entertaining and the worst are the most entertaining.

[edit] Phobias of the PTC

[edit] Turn ons

  • Pleated pants
  • Over-tucked shirts
  • Missionary position

[edit] Footnotes

  1. ↑ http://www.parentstv.org/PTC/fcc/main.asp Here is one of their pages where you can send a form letter expressing your personal outrage.
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