Talk:Democrat Party

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Woo... sign me up with these guys! GodlessLiberal 10:51, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

I think baby-eating was missed out here. Or does that come under "Satan-worshiping"?--Bob_M (talk) 14:55, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

pedophagia (baby-eating) is a separate category, as Satan-worship's relationship to pedophagia is very dependent on the sect. For instance, Californian Orthodox Satanists feel that pedophagia is insufficient sacrifice for the Dark One, and that kittens are far better, given that more people like kittens than children. The Satanist Union of Greenwich Village, however, feels pedophagia is only proper during the third full moon in February, but that goats are tasty any day of the week.--PalMD^{-רפאל ליפשון} 15:03, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Truly fascinating. I'm not sure whether I should try to encourage you to expand this into an article though. Not really for the faint-hearted. Perhaps it could come under "novel religious practices".?--Bob_M (talk) 15:07, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Well, if it helps, the Midwest Chapter of The Satanist Union (Reformed) are officially affiliated with the Michigan Democratic Party. So, I hope that clears it up. And, officially, they renounced pedophagia in favor of smoking weed. --PalMD^{-רפאל ליפשון} 15:17, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Funny Wandalism

Somebody archive this one before it gets reverted, huh? --Kels 17:20, 19 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Atheistic satan-worshippers

Cracker, your logic is sound, but I don't think it's logic that drives this topic; it's fear of the diffrent, and for the people who use this phrase (or at least the people they pander to), there's not any real distinction between 'atheist' and 'satan-worshiper'. Not only can someone be both, I'm not sure it's possible to be just one or the other. --jtl^talk 16:22, 21 June 2007 (CDT)

Ready for my theological explanation? OK, here it goes. Satan is the great deceiver; he creates deception that lure people into atheism. By being atheists, you deny Christ. Denying Christ helps evil and Satan flourish. To worship is to help flourish. Atheist=Satan-worshiper. QED.--PalMD^{-yada yada} 16:27, 21 June 2007 (CDT)(I do Bar Mitzvahs too.)

[edit] My daily lulz

Thank you, it's why I hang here. human^{be in} 21:12, 3 August 2007 (CDT)