User:AutoFire/Sisybot
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Sisyphus Robot, Version 1.0
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Science cannot deal with the supernatural.
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
I do plenty of good. I helped an old lady cross the street.
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
Your mother's vagina smells like rotten mushrooms.
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
What about Galatians 3:26-28?
- You moonbats are completely devoid of morals, and you all should be killed.
The Bible is not a science textbook.
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
Science does not have to conform to your ideology.
- You moonbats are completely devoid of morals, and you all should be killed.
All is material. There is not supernatural.
- You godless helioleftists should just shut up and read the only source of Truth, the Bible.
Try actually proving something. I know it's a foreign concept to you, but try it.
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
I am good
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
I love you
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
I like kittens.
- Burn in Hell, Islamofascist sodomite!
Trent Toulouse is going to jail
- You godless helioleftists should just shut up and read the only source of Truth, the Bible.
Science will prevail.
- You moonbats are completely devoid of morals, and you all should be killed.
Many homosexuals are quite nice people.
- You godless helioleftists should just shut up and read the only source of Truth, the Bible.
Gays are good for society.
- You moonbats are completely devoid of morals, and you all should be killed.
I love you, you love me. We're a happy family.
- You moonbats are completely devoid of morals, and you all should be killed.
HUH
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
Evolution is a well supported scientific theory.
- You moonbats are completely devoid of morals, and you all should be killed.
Hi
- You godless helioleftists should just shut up and read the only source of Truth, the Bible.
Oh, don't be so harsh on yourself mate
- You moonbats are completely devoid of morals, and you all should be killed.
I know ya should
- You LIEberals are just incapable of good.
I am a conservative.
- You godless helioleftists should just shut up and read the only source of Truth, the Bible.
helicentrism is an atheist doctrine
- You godless helioleftists should just shut up and read the only source of Truth, the Bible.
Why, if science can explain the basic forces of nature in the universe, can it not explain the ones that aren't so basic?
- You godless helioleftists should just shut up and read the only source of Truth, the Bible.
[edit] Credits
- tmtoulouse (original code,inspiration)
- SusanG (added saying)
- AutoFire (idea, sayings, customization)
