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<div align=right>[http://www.rationalwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Human&action=edit&section=0 edit uxben]</div>
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<center><big><big><big><big>'''Get to [[Evolution:A Christian's Faith|work]], fool!</big></big></big></big></center>
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<center><big><big><big><big>'''''ME!!11!!oneone!!1!'''''</big></big></big></big></center>
 
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<center>[[/sandbox]] - [[/sandbox2]] - [[/RW logos|more asinine RW logos!]] - [[user talk:human/wandalism|wandalism]] - [[/wikitable help]]</center>
 
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<center>"'''A foolish conspiracy is the hobgoblin of little minds.'''"
 
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<br>- Rolf Wacko Emersion</center>
 
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{{Userboxtop|Bohdan's [[RationalWiki:Userboxes|pwnage]] goes here!}}
 
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<!-- {{Userbox|border-c=#000000 |border-s = 1 |id-c=#ff88ff |info-s=7|info-c=#ff88ff|id=[[Image:Human.gif|50px]]|info = This user is an "'''asshole'''", "'''a two faced prick'''"[http://www.rationalwiki.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Linus_M.&diff=prev&oldid=8938], "'''truly one sick and vile person'''" who should be on a "'''leash'''"[http://www.rationalwiki.com/index.php?title=User_talk:TK&diff=prev&oldid=10026], and a "'''fucking liar'''"[http://www.rationalwiki.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia:Sysops&curid=154&diff=15218&oldid=15210&rcid=15489].}} -->
 
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<center>'''Polimitics'''</center>
 
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{{User Universal Healthcare Caduceus}}
 
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  |info    = This user's [http://www.politicalcompass.org/ political compass] approximates that of the Dalia Lama.
 
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<center>'''Tunage'''</center>
 
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<center>'''Pretty'''</center>
 
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[[Image:Balloons.jpg|225px|thumb|left|<big><big><big>balloons are pretty!</big></big></big>]]
 
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<center>'''Habits & Stylelife'''</center>
 
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{{Userbox|white|white|[[Image:Factory.png|45px]]|This user lives and works in a factory they built themselves}}
 
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{{Userbox |border-s=1 |id-fs=18|id=Dh.P.|info=<center>This user has a Ph.D. in '''dumbass''' and scoffs at non-dumbass explanations for phenomena.</center>}}
 
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{{User CPleader|[[CP:USer:Human|Human]]}}
 
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Keep in mind that some prostitutes and other sex workers have been invited to sign up here.  Please treat them nicely as they become adept, and if things get rough, fall back on some trusty lube.  They'll relax soon enough, and there's no point in making their experience more painful.  Evidence so far indicates that the ones who decide to stick it out make great furniture.
 
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==To people who came from Conservapedia and are outraged when RationalWiki "is just as bad"==
 
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:Drove up a newcomer in a covered wagon: 'What kind of folks live around here?' 'Well, stranger, what kind of folks was there in the country you come from?' 'Well, they was mostly a lowdown, lying, thieving gossiping, backbiting kind lot of people.' 'Well, I guess, stranger, that's about the kind of folks you'll find around here.' And the dusty gray stranger had just about blended into the dusty gray cottonwoods in a clump on the horizon when another newcomer drove up: 'What kind of folks live around here?' 'Well, stranger, what kind of folks was there in the country you come from?' 'Well, they was mostly a decent, hardworking, lawabiding, friendly lot of people.' 'Well, I guess, stranger, that's about the kind of folks you'll find around here.'"
 
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&mdash;Carl Sandburg, ''The People, Yes''
 
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Stolen via [[CP:User:Dpbsmith|Dpbsmith]]'s user page at CP.
 
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Wherever you go, there you are.
 
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==Introduction==
 
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Hi there... I [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Human&oldid=163284 signed up on CP] on March 24 2007, mostly to fix minor typos and such as I came across them.  If I felt I could improve an article, I did so carefully and respectfully.  My first contribution of actual text was [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Liberal_quotient&diff=96551&oldid=95997 completely removed] within an hour!  Even though I mostly confined myself to mundane subjects like the building trades, classical music, some math stuff, and the American flag, I still found myself bumping into strange persepectives - and vindictive sysop styles - all over the place.  I ended up getting banned in the [[Conservapedia:Great Purge|Night of the Blunt Knives]], and it only took me a day or two to not care if I ever went back there.
 
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I came to RW (the [[cabal]]) on April 26 2007, and of course rejoined V. 2.0 on May 21 2007.  I have [[sysop|manual laborer]] status here, so if you need some stuff broken, I can probably help.
 
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If you have any comments for me, feel free to use my [[User_talk:Human|talk page]]
 
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==Contributions==
 
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Aside from that comma I removed in the morning, only to work all afternoon and [[Oscar Wilde|reinsert it]]?  I tend not to keep track of articles I started or improved, that's just more work.  Let's just say that I have attempted to wandalize almost every file I have come across, including your user page.
 
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I made this in a moment of boredom: [http://www.humanthoughts.org/pix/Conswervapedia_Logo.png].
 
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I tried to start a deeply disturbing [[Helena Bonham Carter]] meme on this site.  After a brief time of glory, it got buried in a pile of rancid [[goat]] chunks.
 
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OK, I have also started scores of articles, written most of a few dozen articles, made a bunch of userboxes, many handy templates, and uploaded more than a few scurrilous images, besides participating in numerous housekeeping chores.  All too boring to list.  And I'm too forgetful.
 
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I started using the word "wandalize" to mean ''any'' edits whatsoever.
 
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[[image:TheLadyOfShallot.jpg|250 px|right]]
 
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==Cool places to mine stupidity to comment on here==
 
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[[user:MiddleMan|MiddleMan]] found [http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/05/22/i-have-a-doubt/ this].  It makes me feel like when I first read CP and thought it ''really was'' a parody.  Serious lulz, folks.
 
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My favorite page on Constipatedia: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Porn&oldid=28029].
 
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Wondering what those [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/ biblical passages] someone is throwing around really say?
 
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==A rant==
 
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This was on my CP user page:
 
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Hmmm, since many others have stucketh they necks out and listed or written about their general outlook, especially as it relates to their presence here, so will I.  I'm an atheist.  I believe in society's obligation to help those less fortunate get ahead in life.  I am one of the few people around you ever find who will say that they are actually pro-abortion (in my case, up to age of seven years).  I think the universe is roughly 15 billion years old, and I think that is really cool.  It blows my mind when I look up at a starry night sky.  I think that clouds are made up of trillions of tiny water droplets embedded in an almost saturated solution of water vapor, and that when they rub together, the static electricity they create discharges as lightning, with the resulting superheating of the surrounding atmosphere producing what we call thunder.  This blows my mind when I watch thunderstorms.  I think Easter bunnies and eggs and Christmas trees are pagan traditions I find out of place now we know where babies and spring come from.  Although, I still like to stand outside and get my bearings on equinoxes and soltices.  Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry.  I know why the sky is blue.  I can grab the correct wrench after looking at a fastener, and can make 50 year old Otto cycle engines run like a charm.  I know that the best way to eliminate weeds in a lawn is to keep it healthy with organic fertilizer, not with toxic weed'n'feed products.  I think hemp (not necessarily the "good buzz" variety) is our best choice for producing renewable liquid fuel, and corn is one of the worst.  I have given up on America's disastrous love affair with personal firearms - there are just too many out there to do anything about.  I think the invasion of Iraq was quite possible America's worst foreign policy disaster to date.  I fear that Bush 43 and his "team" might manage to do something worse, however.  I started productively editing conswervapedia when I realized that there was no need whatsoever to provide sources, so I can just write what I know.  I think it is hilarious that the best contributors on Conswer<strike>apedophilia</strike>vapedia tend to be liberals, and the worst debaters and least productive editors tend to be YEC neo-con sysops.  Speaking of pedophilia, I am appalled that Cardinal Law (archdiocese of Boston) is free and working in Rome, when he should be in jail for the rest of his life.  Speaking of life sentences, although Christianity would be missing a major "miracle" without it, I am utterly opposed to the death penalty in any form - I just don't think the State should ever have the power to take the lives of its citizens. 19:57, 13 April 2007 (EDT)
 
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"LIBERALS usually embrace freedom of choice in personal matters, but tend to support significant government control of the economy. They generally support a government-funded "safety net" to help the disadvantaged, and advocate strict regulation of business. Liberals tend to favor environmental regulations, defend civil liberties and free expression, support government action to promote equality, and tolerate diverse lifestyles."[http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html]
 
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[[Image:Political compass human.gif]]
 
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You'll find me a bit lower and to the left of the Dalai Lama.  Great company, I think.
 
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==A few of my favorites==
 
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This was my list of my favorite conswervapedians, from the last version of my user page..  If you didn't make it here and deserved to be, I'm sorry, you know who you are :).  The cream always rises to the top before the scum bubbles up.  Alphabetically...
 
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*[[User:AKjeldsen]] '''"<font color="blue">RETIRED</font>"''' 5/5/07
 
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*[[User:AmesG]]
 
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*[[User:AtheistKathryn]]
 
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*[[User:Dpbsmith]]
 
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*[[User:GodlessLiberal]] (cool UXB's) '''"<font color="blue">RETIRED</font>"''' by Karajou
 
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*[[User:Hacker]] (banned for a year?) [[User talk:Hacked]]
 
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*[[User:MiddleMan]] '''"<font color="blue">RETIRED</font>"''' by Karajou on 5/15/07
 
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*[[User:PalMD]]001 '''"<font color="blue">RETIRED</font>"''' by TK on 4/21/07 [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Palmd001&oldid=120452]
 
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*[[User:Reginod]] also see [[User:Reginod/dicta]] for a synopsis of Admin. statements on the rules.
 
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*[[User:Sid]]_3050 (banned? his pages are protected.) '''"<font color="blue">RETIRED</font>"'''
 
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*[[User:Teresita]] (<strike>banned</strike>, I mean, '''"<font color="blue">RETIRED</font>"''', blanked, and locked)
 
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*[[User:Tmtoulouse]] (on sabbatical, self-initiated) 4/28/07 '''"<font color="blue">RETIRED</font>"''' 5/6/07
 
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*[[User:Tsumetai]] (sysop)
 
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PS, pretty much everyone on this list was banned on May 16, 2007.
 
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PS: My apologies if I haven't used your "formatted" signatures instead of the raw user links.  If you are on this list and want to fix this issue regarding your signature, you have my explicit permission to edit/correct it here.  Thank you.
 
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PPS: '''''Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate!'''''
 
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<br><font face="comic sans ms" color="purple">If you got one of these, it meant you were naughty and probably did not heed the above warning:</font>
 
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'''<font color="white" size="+2">R &nbsp; E &nbsp; T &nbsp; I &nbsp; R &nbsp; E &nbsp; D</font>'''</div>
 
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'''This user is no longer active on Conservapedia.'''
 
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Block 1:  Courtesy of [[CP:User:TK|TK]], MayDay 2007 for two hours. For recreating a Sysop-deleted page (accidentally) and "parody".  My bad :(
 
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Block 2:  Courtesy of [[CP:User:Conservative|Conservative]], May 6 2007 for a month (reduced to time served, about 24 hours). For Vandalism by Wholesale Deletion.  Very careless of me.
 
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<center><s>'''Support the unblocking of Human [http://www.conservapedia.com/User_talk:Conservative/BlockingHumanWasBad here]!!!'''</s><br>Thanks for the support; I appear to be back.</center>
 
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Block 3: Courtesy of [[CP:user:Ed Poor|Ed Poor]], May 13 for two hours.  For "anti-project propaganda".
 
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Block 4: Banned, courtesy of [[CP:User:TK|TK]].  For "Sock/Vandal/Icewdg gang.".
 
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Revision as of 03:08, 4 August 2007

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