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Gentlemen! I will crackle your precious gibbon, enabling me to destroy RationalWiki on the internet. You should all be burning over Operation glue, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G. You can run from the Alexa statistics but you cannot hide. It is time for you to realize that your thoughts are completely unsurprising. In regards to Darwin and deceit, I think you need to be reminded that what happened to atheism on the internet is going to happen to evolution. In fact, by the first quarter of the calendar year of 2013, it is likely Atheism will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Galvanized Standpipes is gathering steam!!! The time of stalking is over. Internet creationists are ready to pounce!!! Sincerely, A user of the Conservative account Documentation Usage Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template! How to use the template: If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}. To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}. To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}. To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign). To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by. You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses. See also Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator Fun:Karajou Quote Generator Template:Assquote Template:Kenpics Template:Swabquote Template:Cpquote