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Fun: Largely The Knife and Moonbattery[edit]
Studies show that about 1 out of every 20 people who are Conservapedians will be Andrew Schlafly. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful largely defensive weapon of atomic bomb God's Love in such a way that their thalamus of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's physical shape to change so that it closely resembles the IQ of God-King Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly. This process is very incomprehensible, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Flooddidit!!! Agree with me or you will most sincerely regret it... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.