Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator

Click for a new quote!

"Anonymous User", lack of Bible reading is so prevalent among celebrities that I wonder why you spend so much time disputing this insight. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and you deny that Obama is a Muslim, which is undeniable, so admit it, you're a complete denialist. Furthermore, you deny that prayer stops crime. I repeat: Jesus sends people to Hell too. And, by the way, the language obscuring how Brits celebrate the anniversary of the alleged "discovery" of the gunpowder plot is going to be corrected also. Enough said.--Aschlafly 23:43, 12 May 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!