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"Anonymous User" (sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama), you have free will, but you're not fooling anyone. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and all you do is whine, so let me guess: you're a complete denialist. Denying this calls into question all of your credibility on the fact that creationism stops skateboarding. Do yourself a favor and admit that humor did not exist prior to Christianity. You can join other liberals in losing credibility by refusing to admit that liberals deify government officials. Insistence on last wordism in violation of our rules, without contributing substance to this encyclopedia, could result in account blocking.--Aschlafly 00:12, 2 June 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!