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"Anonymous User" (obviously not your real name), what's another name for a self-centered, uncharitable person who censors classroom prayer? An atheist. I've analyzed your unconcise replies and found propaganda supporting tax-payer funded abortion and higher taxes, so my confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're lying. You are in complete denial that that translating the Bible stops depression. In sum, you have free will to deny logic. Try applying for a graduate program by saying how much you'd like to be like an ostrich, and then let us know much that impresses the professors. Read your bible and pray!--Aschlafly 04:41, 3 May 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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