Children

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Children are larval human beings. They start out as helpless babies, unable to feed or care for themselves at all, and gradually grow larger and learn useful skills. At such a young age, they are often quite vulberable to certain myths, such as the one that a big fat man in red and a beard gives them presents at the end of every year.

Usually by the age of seven or so, they will exhibit relatively distinct personalities and burgeoning talents or skills. A few years later, puberty strikes and makes them once more helpless for a couple-three years.

After puberty turns them into little adults, fully capable of breeding, they will still need anywhere from two to twelve years further training in order to play a useful role in society. This time period partly depends on how "advanced" the culture in which they live has become, and the individual's career ambitions.

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