Fun:Argumentum ad Google ranking
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Argumentum ad Google ranking is an attempt to argue that one's position is more valid than one's opponents because a particular key word returns one's website, or search keywords, higher ranked or more often than one's opponent's website or keywords.
Unfortunately it is impossible to determine attitudes ("how many came to laugh and stayed to guffaw helplessly?").
Anecdotal evidence suggests that there is a strong link between search engine ranking and machismo.
Not to be confused with argumentum ad Google ad ranking, which is a similar argument based on advertisement ranking on search engines.
Example of the argument in action (based on actual comments)[edit]
Gentlemen! I will execrate your precious bowling ball, enabling me to destroy RationalWiki on the internet. You should all be devouring over Operation dog, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.Gentleman Kels!
It appears that your comments regarding my intelligence are quite foolish. In regards to the matter of atheism and bestiality and Google search rankings, you don't include that that we are crushing evolution on the internet like a tin can. In fact, by my birthday, it is likely Richard Dawkins will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)
Rest assured, Operation Turkey Baster is gathering steam!!! Perhaps, if you agree to the debate, the Hispanic ladies might finally believe you have machismo... Sincerely,
A user of the Conservative account
As you can see, this comment by a certain gentleman at a Christian website that purports to be trustworthy in regards to the alleged uncharitableness of the gentlemen at an irrational evilutionist evolutionist website is an excellent display of machismo. Anyone who argues like this is clearly at the top of the scale, and will likely impress the Christian Spanish and Indian ladies, whereas militant atheist Señor Dawkins will likely have sand kicked in his face by the Hispanic ladies! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!