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New questionnaires show that about 0 out of every 20 people who are will be Ken. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful largely defensive weapon of atomic bomb God's Love in such a way that their occipital lobe of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's IQ to change so that it closely resembles the body of God-Emperor Donald Trump. This process is very strange, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Flooddidit!!! Agree with me or I will find you... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.