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Gentlemen! I will scratch your precious wildebeest, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be eating over Operation Pontiac, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G. Gentlemen who falsely purport to be rational, I must say that your criticisms are completely churlish. Concerning Richard Dawkins and deceit, you foolishly disregard the simple fact that Google censors creationists. In fact, by a time of my choosing, it is likely the Media will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Illinois is gathering steam!!! Et tu, Wikipedia? Sincerely, KD Buffalo Documentation Usage Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template! How to use the template: If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}. To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}. To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}. To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign). To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by. You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses. See also Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator Fun:Karajou Quote Generator Template:Assquote Template:Kenpics Template:Swabquote Template:Cpquote