The Pet Goat
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Teh Pet Goat is a children's story about a pet goat that eats everything around, it is owned by a little girl, but her parents want to get rid of it, however, she protests. In the end the goat beats a car robber, making it a hero. The moral of the story is that we must treat everybody else kindly because they will help us one day, even if we don't expect them to.
George W. Bush was reading this book to a group of youngsters at a photo-op school visit when he was informed of an aircraft hitting the World Trade Center on 9/11. He was so engrossed in this story about a pet goatse that he kept right on reading for seven more minutes even after he was informed that a second plane had hit the tower.
Joke:
- "I hear there was a fire at the Bush library."
- "Really? What a tragedy."
- "Yeah, they lost both books. He hadn't even finished coloring one of them yet."
Liberals use The Pet Goat incident to deceitfully prevent recognition of the conservative achievements of conservative President George W. Bush. The Pet Goat was first brought up by liberals and used by liberal movie maker Michael Moore in his liberal movie, Farenheit 9/11.
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- Video. Notice the words the children chant before Bush is informed of the attack.
