User:DickTurpis
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As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I pledge to FUCK YOU UP. And I mean fuck you up Big Time! Don't even think of fucking with me! Not even in your fucking dream, motherfucker! I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, I will cut off your damn head and fuck the hole!! Is that all?
FUCK NO!
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", YOU ARE A DEAD MAN. You: DEAD. Your family: DEAD. Your dog: DEAD. Your house: BURNT to the ground. Your grave: consecrated with my piss, and, if you're lucky, my semen too.
Don't FUCK with me!
Been thinking about what CP would be if it were the Third Reich. Let's look at some comparisons:
- Andy - Der Fuhrer
- Leader, paranoid radical. Evil man.
- Roger - Rudolf Hess
- Long time companion of Der Fuhrer, but had a falling-out
- Ed Poor - Hermann Goering
- Madman #2. Power hungry. Obese.
- Karajou - Heinrich Himmler
- Chief executioner
- TK - Martin Bormann
- Sycophantic toady/Gatekeeper
- Crocoite - Reinhard Heydrich
- Head of internal security. Amoral.
- Conservative - Julius Streicher
- Disliked even by his associates. Known only for writing hateful spiels demonizing a specific minority.
- Bugler - Josef Goebbels
- Author of propaganda tracts with a very poor grasp of logic.
- Phillip J. Rayment - Alfred Rosenberg
- More erudite than most. Party philosopher.
- DanH - Albert Speer
- The "good" nazi. Semblance of a conscience. At odds with the leader.
- Jallen - Joachim von Ribbentrop
- Maligned ideologue. Marred by incompetence.
- BethanyS - Baldur von Schirach
- Head of Hitler Youth
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