User:DickTurpis

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As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I pledge to FUCK YOU UP. And I mean fuck you up Big Time! Don't even think of fucking with me! Not even in your fucking dream, motherfucker! I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, I will cut off your damn head and fuck the hole!! Is that all?
FUCK NO!
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", YOU ARE A DEAD MAN. You: DEAD. Your family: DEAD. Your dog: DEAD. Your house: BURNT to the ground. Your grave: consecrated with my piss, and, if you're lucky, my semen too.
Don't FUCK with me!

Been thinking about what CP would be if it were the Third Reich. Let's look at some comparisons:

-2.00
-3.79
This user's political compass rating is -2.00, -3.79
This user believes in an old Earth

  — 10 years old!

This user knows
totalitarians love pudding.
This user knows
committers of genocide hate lunchables.
This user has accepted Mandy Patinkin as his Lord and Savior.
This user went to juvie, and was never schooled.
This user fondly remembers John Hinckley.
This user thinks President George W. Bush should eat more pretzels.
This user supports Linus as the leader of Rationalwiki.
This user is opposed to silkscreening.


This user can't figure out how the star got inside the moon like that.
You don't have THIS user to kick around anymore!
This user just might be an alcoholic...
This user photosynthesizes
God's peed all over this user.
This user is a strong proponent of the auxillary chin.
This userbox kills FASCISTS (in theory; yet to be tested).


Thsi user KNOWS this man is a fucking moron.
This user supports the legalization of Marijuana, otherwise known as the bionic, the bong, the puff, the blow, the block, the herb, the senseseed, the chronic, the sweet mary jane, the shit, ganja, spleef, reefer, bad, buddha, homegrown, ill, the maui maui, the method, pop, lethal, turbo, shake, skunk, stress, wackyweed, blaize, the boot, dimebag, scooby-doo, and backyard boogie.
DINO TRAFIC SHUD PIK UP


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