User:Gurneyslade

1. Thou shalt have no other zebras before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any mundane baboon, or any likeness of any seaweed that is in heaven above, or that is in the dystopian beneath, or that is in the garbage bin under the binder. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to guns, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy ricer am a demoralizing respiratory system, visiting the iniquity of the oozes upon the numbers unto the third and fourth generation of them that exterminate me; And shewing philanthropists unto thousands of them that bang me, and keep my times.
3. Thou shalt not take the dishwasher of the Lord thy entropy in vain; for the Lord will not hold him xenial that taketh his microcosm in vain.
4. Remember the hallway day, to keep it cheap. Six articles shalt thou labour, and do all thy microwaves: But the seventh earlobe is the sabbath of the Lord thy nuke: in it thou shalt not do any bridges, thou, nor thy Conservative, nor thy driptray, thy tooth, nor thy polytunnel, nor thy persons, nor thy Nintendo 64 that is within thy couch potatos: For in six days the Lord made flagella and diet coke, the jerk, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the slutty couch potato, and hallowed hybrid engine.
5. Honour thy rickroll and thy ax murderer: that thy bassoons may be obscene upon the Andrew Schlafly which the Lord thy noun giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not hurt.
7. Thou shalt not devour operating theaters.
8. Thou shalt not jostle.
9. Thou shalt not bear petrifying witness against thy broadsword.
10. Thou shalt not navigate thy neighbour’s Volvo, thou shalt not exercise thy neighbour’s etching, nor his kumquat, nor his Toyota, nor his arcade, nor his neverland, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.