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To pay respect to the Japanese Earthquake, I have used Google Translate to convert my talk page message, "Proudly flopping onto the couch since 2008!" into Japanese.

Japanese Version: 日本の地震に敬意を払うために、私は、私の会話ページのメッセージを変換するには、Google翻訳を使用している"誇らしげに2008年からソファの上に手の平を！"日本語に。

The things that are about me

This is the internets, i aint telling you anything about me. apparently, i have been demoted to sysop. The Box With All The Crazy Shit In It! This user is proud to be an Aussie This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. This user thinks this guy is really creepy This user reads Conservapedia because no where else do you get insights like this. This user supports JacobB as the rightful leader of Conservapedia. IQ This user's IQ is 145. Atheist Evolutionist Liberal This user is a member of the unholy trifecta This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. This user thinks cows are tasty. This user enjoys trolls, especially when cooked with lashings of Ginger Beer. All your base are belong to this user. This user is male. This user enjoys playing Line Rider. This user calls people noobs irl... wtf lulz :@ This user tries not to feed trolls, but does "play" sometimes. eat This user is grumpy when hungry. This user suffers from Paranoia and will never feel ashamed of that fact. Some of the jokes about paranoia are funny though. This user suffers from Bipolar Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact This user suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact. This user is a troper. Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS! ... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway. This user is only here for the LULZ!!!!! This user was demoted to janitor Sysop. (verify) This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us. יהוה This user is a deist; God is not paying attention. G This user is a Googlist. This user is a Pagan. ...and you'd make such a cute toad! "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you do exist, and so therefore, by your own arguements, you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. From The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Gentlemen! I will derail your precious antibacterial, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be subvocalising over Operation vomit, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!

I would not be surprised to find that your yelps are entirely incessant. In regards to evolution and deception, you mislead children by suggesting that Richard Dawkins is assisting in the Theory of evolution article at Conservapedia. In fact, by the time you've finished reading this, it is likely Liberals will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Illinois is gathering steam!!! It is definitely time for Rationalwiki to fly the flag of surrender! :) :) :) Sincerely,

Conservative