User talk:SuperHamster

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Yup! You did it right & then overdid it: WIGOCP is one of the few places where "capture" tags aren't needed. 16:56, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Ah, I see. Thanks. ~SuperHamster Talk 17:17, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Username

Hi. Welcome to RationalWiki. What's with the username? For the last year or so I've been the only Super One here. SJ ^Debaser 11:28, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. SuperHamster is the name I unwisely chose when I made my Wikipedia account a few years back; since then, I've been using it for every wiki I've ever joined. Blame my previous 12-year-old mind for chossing that name and sticking with it. ~SuperHamster Talk 17:17, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Least now I have a Super Associate. The closest I have is a Wicked New Zealand/Scotsman, and while he is indeed Ace, he tends to get drunk and swear a lot. SJ ^Debaser 19:24, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Yea...I noticed that when I read this, specifically his comment where he says that he got so hammered on a plan that he couldn't fill out his customs form. ~SuperHamster Talk 22:28, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Whoot. Sysop

enjoy! Ace^{Liquid Room} 21:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Why thank you. ~SuperHamster Talk 21:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Indeed, Why thank me? Ace^{Liquid Room} 21:50, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Hmm...If my memory recalls correctly to around ten minutes ago, I believe it was because you made me a sysop. ~SuperHamster Talk 21:55, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Shhhhhh!!!!!!!!

"Anonymous User" (your chosen name is obviously unacceptable), we're not fooled by you here. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and your use of "BCE" and "CE" denies historical basis, so anyone with an open mind can see that you're trying to spread socialist propaganda. You also clearly deny that the Bush doctrine stops moral relativism. It's simple logic: those who reject logical analysis are not likely to accept the results of an unbiased study. There are remnants of totalitarianism still existing in Germany, and your defense of it illustrates the continuing problem. Thank you for your postings because others would have doubted that people defend jailing homeschoolers. If you don't like it, you can put up or leave.--Aschlafly 17:14, 27 April 2024 (UTC) Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 03:41, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Fred Phelps liberal huh? Right. rational^hi 00:20, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

Your poetry writing attempts

Anybody who told you to try poetry writing simply couldn't have given you worse advice. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 20:36, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure it's quite disappointing to see my poetic skills go far and beyond what your creative mind could ever produce, but please, there is no need to criticize the people that have given me such advice just because they're the ones who got me into poetry and allowed me to produce such a fine poem that put yours to shame. ~SuperHamster Talk 20:42, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm not done with you yet, little boy

I'm almost ten times older than you. Now listen to me. Have you ever fought in a war? Has any imperialistic american pig cut away your leg on a battlefield? Do you have six toes on your one leg? Oooooh, no, you say? Than how can you doubt my authority in poetry writing? You don't even love SusanG, and that's the only right love in the world.

Young people can't think these days, really. --Idiot number 57 (talk) 21:25, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

As old age comes, mental skills go. You were off by almost double; you're a little over five times older than me, not ten. Old people can't think these days, really. ~SuperHamster Talk 21:28, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Email

Oh hai. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 00:58, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Kthx. ~SuperHamster Talk 01:17, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Sent another. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 01:44, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Gotcha - no need to notify me anymore, I check my email on a very active basis when I'm online. Perhaps too much (I should probably start using Thunderbird or something like that in which it'll notify me whenever I get mail...). ~SuperHamster Talk

Pat on the back

For having the funniest "How I found RationalWikiWiki" ever!!!! Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 04:48, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Superhamster and funny.....? Oh... don't make me laugh. Well, you can't do that anyway, SH. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:00, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, Goonie, for recognizing a true artist. When it comes to pottery and story telling, Idiot, I'm afraid I win in both departments. Not to mention originality, particularly in, oh, I don't know, comebacks. I also win in that. ~SuperHamster Talk 05:02, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

You are delusional. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:03, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

You're an idiot. ~SuperHamster Talk 05:05, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

That is my name (given by the wicked witch "SusanG"), but it does not describe me. I am actually a brilliant genius, funny, admirable, I have lots of class etc etc. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:07, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Fine. You're a 79 year-old six-toed two-limbed unoriginal war veteran who doesn't realize that 10x15 does not come even close to equaling 79. ~SuperHamster Talk 05:13, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

"I spent the next few years in their dungeon"... are you sure you didn't mean dung? It would be more appropriate for you. It would explain a lot. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:11, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Well, actually, you could go with both. Their dungeon doubled as their septic tank. But you're right, it does explain where my manliness comes from. It takes a lot of strength to live in such a vile place. ~SuperHamster Talk 05:17, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

A fifteen years old boy who calls himself "hamster" suddenly thinks that he is masculine.... wonders never end. I guess you don't even have a girlfriend and that you spend your whole time playing computer games or playing with your pink-colored pets. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:22, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

It's SuperHamster. Super. That's where the masculinity comes into play, silly. Anyway, until I become a 79-year-old man who is still looking for a lover, you are not one to judge. ~SuperHamster Talk 05:43, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Hah! I've got more lovers than you have brain cells. It means that not very much, but more than you could ever dream of. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:46, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Btw, "super" means that you are super non-masculine. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:47, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

I can only hurl at the thought of imagining what type of girl would fall for 79 year-old six-toed two-limbed man.

Well, I'm off to get a good night's sleep. You have yourself an excellent night with the ladies, ya'hear? ~SuperHamster Talk 06:07, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Obviously. I hope that you at least see Tomb Raider in your dreams. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 06:10, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

You are quiet lately

I hope you spend your time thinking how much more superior I am. Now I'm a sysop. Btw, I'm writing pottery as I've never done before - expect a masterpiece. --Idiot number 57 (talk) 13:45, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

I've actually been spending the remainder of my last summer days sleeping for half of the time, and the other half just sitting around wishing I could sleep some more. ~SuperHamster Talk 17:11, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

That's what I said: the most boring person on this wiki. Do you sleep with your, er, masculine hamster? It could make you a little more interesting, you know... --Idiot number 58 (talk) 17:20, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

I don't have a "real" hamster. Instead, I have a jumbo inflatable doll hamster with masculine attributes that I play with at night. ~SuperHamster Talk 17:27, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

Omg you monsterous pervert. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 17:43, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

Hmm...I have the sudden urge to write a pottery about myself regarding this topic. ~SuperHamster Talk 17:46, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it funny that you all use MY word - "pottery". Only I can write true pottery, you must do with poetry. You are hopeless at both of them, btw. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 17:55, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

I thought that it was Ex-Troll Cheerleader that first used the word pottery, in which case it is her in which I am intending to mock? ~SuperHamster Talk 18:08, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

Anyway, I am pleased to introduce to you, Mr. Idiot, my latest work. I title it The Monstrous Pervert.

Hello, hello, my fellow bud!

I'd love to introduce you to a long-time stud!

His name, you ask? Well, I must say!

His name is SuperHamster, hip-hip-hooray!

"Who is this 'SuperHamster'?", you must ask?

Well, my friend, I'll tell you who's behind the mask.

I am SuperHamster, my dear fellow!

That's right, it's me! It's me, I bellow!

So why am I a stud, you must question?

It's all about what's in my possession!

You see, you see, I have this thing...

It's this doll, to which I dearly cling.

It's not just a doll, as your sister might own.

First of all, this doll is blown.

That's right! It's an inflatable! And it's quite massive.

Take it away from me, and I'll be much more than passive.

This doll is my friend, one of my best!

When he's right next to me, I feel quite blessed.

Especially at night, when I have no one else to share with...

My sexual fantasies, which must be shared forthwith!

So now you realize, I have this sex doll...

But it's not just any in which you can buy at the mall!

This isn't just a plastic hamster, it's in fact, much more sassy!

It is, indeed, very manly!

This hamster, I say, is full of masculinity!

He is, I say, of much divinity.

His abs are huge, his pecs are large...

This hamster is certainly a supercharge!

So now you know all about what I do at night,

And what I do to bring myself much delight.

~SuperHamster Talk 18:54, 16 August 2010 (UTC)

I didn't even read it through. It's as boring as you are. Btw, I've never even seen Ex-Troll using the word "pottery". I invented this word. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 06:02, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

You are too young for Saloon Bar

I just noticed it. I'll tell your mom if I see you again sitting in that bar, full of alcohol. That bar is for adults. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 06:06, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

Shh, the bouncer still doesn't know 'bout my fake ID. Shuddup and it'll be a win-win for everybody. ~SuperHamster Talk 15:30, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

When's your 16th birthday?

Have you considered allowing MTV to film this big event - you know, they run the show sweet 16th or something. I sincerely believe that it would be the most exciting episode - you playing with a couple of hamsters under the bed. Even I would watch that with my old eyes. --Idiot number 57 (talk) 09:22, 27 August 2010 (UTC)

Sorry if too poisonous. --Idiot number 57 (talk) 09:25, 27 August 2010 (UTC)

That's a surprisingly good idea! I could turn this into a huge franchise - toys, games, ice cream - heck, maybe even a whole series. I could create a bunch of spin-offs, like Hamster Feeding Time and Nighty-Night with the Hamsters! I could even go as far as to making a cartoon - I've even got the main character made. Beauty, ain't he? ~SuperHamster Talk 22:49, 30 August 2010 (UTC)

I feel sorry for you, poor boy. Getting more perverted with every second you live. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 05:57, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

Balloons

We already haz here. ħuman 00:16, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

Yes but perhaps colored to complement the article content/greatness. Se7en^Eight 00:19, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

I thought that I had seen those balloons somewhere here...anyway, I'm thinking that we make them golden, silver, and bronze, just like the brains. ~SuperHamster Talk 00:22, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

(EC)Why not just use them on the best ofs? I don't think the fun stuff has such a wide range of "quality" as our articles. ħuman 00:23, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

Makes sense - so we'd just mark all the "Best of amusement" pages with the three balloons? ~SuperHamster Talk 00:27, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

Yup. And of course make a template like the brains so it floats up to the right like they do. ħuman 00:30, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

'Nother idea - how about using 1, 2, or 3 of that image? Like stars only pretty? ħuman 00:24, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

I thought of that, but unlike using the three separate colors we use for the brains, it would not be as readibly noticeable what the one, two, or three balloons mean in terms of article quality. ~SuperHamster Talk 00:27, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

I don't think the brains are particularly clear to the casual reader, either. Only to those of us who know what they mean. One through four stars would be the obvious "clear" thing to do, but, well, this is RW and we always do things a little different. ħuman 00:35, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

Purty balloons. sterile zebra 00:36, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

How about the other "balloons"? You know - the ones covered in spermicide. Se7en^Eight 00:38, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

Are you implying we should rate our "fun" articles with "money shots"? ħuman 01:51, 13 September 2010 (UTC)

Vandalism

To: SuperHamster
From: Blue

Thank you for your kind vandalism!
Your edits may have saved over nine thousand Chinese children.

Blue (pester) 02:44, 11 October 2010 (UTC)

Found this video of you

Ace^{word up} 19:12, 5 November 2010 (UTC)

I'm your only friend here

Give me some presents now! --Idiot number 58 (talk) 10:08, 25 December 2010 (UTC)

You certainly deserve a present or two. Whatcha want? ~SuperHamster Talk

I want you to bin yourself forever, stupid ... hamster. --Idiot number 59 (talk) 14:00, 26 December 2010 (UTC)

But then I wouldn't be able to talk to you as much and share with you my lovely pottery, my only friend. What's the next thing on your list? ~SuperHamster Talk 05:49, 27 December 2010 (UTC)

Ah, would you look at that! You've been de-sysoped. I think that's plenty of gifts for you, no need for me to get you anything. ~SuperHamster Talk 18:07, 27 December 2010 (UTC)

Actually... Blue (is useful) 18:17, 27 December 2010 (UTC)

~SuperHamster Talk 19:15, 27 December 2010 (UTC)

I feel as if you didn't like me actually. You are no friend of mine. I think I go to Lumenos's side now! --Idiot number 59 (talk) 20:21, 27 December 2010 (UTC)

Vandal bin

No point binnin' 'em; The're automated bots and won't use the same name again. Him (talk) 02:39, 26 December 2010 (UTC)

So they haven't made the bots so that after their block is up, they will continue spamming? Pah. They're behind with their times. ~SuperHamster Talk 02:43, 26 December 2010 (UTC)

Well, they haven't done so far: don't put ideas in their heads. Him (talk) 02:46, 26 December 2010 (UTC)