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"Anonymous User" (what a ridiculous user name!), you're liberal and you will see many truths here that you have probably never seen before. I skimmed through your recent edits and found them to be barely related to the point at issue here, so anyone with an open mind can see that you're committed to censoring the Bible. You are in complete denial that that classroom prayer helps resist insanity. I repeat: Barack Hussein Obama is no more a Christian than Saddam Hussein was. No Christian would say "my Muslim faith," even when tired or confused. Massive floods that wipe out entire regions occur every few hundred years. Expand that to thousands of years and you do get floods of biblical proportions. That wipes out any alleged evolution. --Aschlafly 19:38, 18 May 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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