Fun:Tankie argument bingo
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"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Tankie argument bingo!" A bingo card to make arguments with tankies go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
Tankie argument bingo
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Holodomor is Nazi Propaganda! | The Kulaks deserved it/deserved worse | Stalin ate all the grain, and paid the clouds not to rain! | It was necessary due to the Material Conditions! | It's only 9.5 million people dead! |
Shut up shitlib/fascist/reactionary! | What about AMERIKKKA????? | Capitalism killed more | Grover Furr/Douglas Tottle/Michael Parenti cited | The famine was unintentional. |
North Korean Testimonies are inaccurate, like Nayirah! | So you believed there were WMDs in Iraq? | Shut up Fed/CIA shill!
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Stalin improved living conditions! | Capital punishment was reserved for Nazis! |
Transition state | Read theory! | Russians want the USSR back! (Most likely due to nationalism) | Revisionist! | Hungarian protesters were fascists |
The Gulags had a higher standard of living than the US prison system! | The Gulags were for dangerous criminals! | The NKVD was out of control! | Loss of central control | Jewish Autonomous Oblast! |
Bonus Arguments[edit]
- Shut up anarkiddie!
- Shut up neocon!
- Shut up Vaushite!
- Castro only freed slaves.
- Cuba had to be a dictatorship due to US Sanctions!
- Great Bengal Famine of 1943 was worse!
- The Ukrainians are a reactionary race.
- The Berlin Wall was created to stop fascists!
- I can't be a tankie because I wasn't a CPB member that supported Stalin!
- I bet you're white!
(which I totally am not) - Lenin says only capitalist states can be imperialist!
- Read On Authority!
- Mass protests against [state with a strong anti-west sentiment] officials are a CIA/NED Color revolution
- If your family fled [the USSR/China/Cuba], they were [Nazis/Landlords/Slave owners]!
- The Tsar wasn't better!
- George Orwell was a snitch!
- Operation Paperclip happened bro!
- The Red Army Killed more Nazis than the rest of the Allied powers!