Sodomy
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Sodomy is participation in any sexual act other than straight, Christian god-loving man on straight, Christian god-loving woman for the express and only purpose of making more little straight, Christian god-loving homeschooled freaks babies.
Sodomy is not only legal, but a whole lot of fun.
People unable to obtain their recommended minimum daily requirement of sodomy might avail themselves of a little pron to while away the hours.
Sodomy can come in many varieties, including fellatio and furrylingus, but is usually thought of as only referring to Teh Buttsecs, also known as buggery.
Performing random acts of sodomy makes one a sodomite.
The word "sodomy" is derived from the ancient conservative city of Sodom, because that city was destroyed by the loving, forgiving God due to its lack of charity. (Ezek. 16:49-50)
[edit] See also
- Sodomite
- Lawrence v. Texas
- Romer v. Evans
- Actions which demand the death penalty in the Old Testament
