User:Gulik

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This user is a mutant.
This user Is a Discordian. Do You Believe That?.
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This user is a paid-up member of the Church of the SubGenius.
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His Noodly Appendage.
This user was banned from Conservapedia
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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.
This user believes in equal rights for gay people
This user is concerned about the environment.
This user is nostalgic for the Clinton Presidency.
This user thinks President George W. Bush is not very good.
Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us.
Image:Usa flag circle.png This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement
This user maintains 1 sock on Conservapedia.
This user is a member of the pernicious liberal swarm

Pipebomb of Truth Ceci n'est pas une pipe

You know there's something off-kilter when the self-appointed guardians of public morality find common ground with a giant stone head that pukes guns. -- David J Prokopetz

Creationism: The THAC0 of theology. --AKjeldsen

If mankind had listened to guys like this when we were trying to figure out how to make fire we'd still be eating raw mammoth. -- Shining Dragon, at RPG.net, on some Creationist bozo.

From the Principia Discordia:

Chapter 1, THE EPISTLE TO THE PARANOIDS --Lord Omar
  1. Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear--and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!
  2. Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting that ye've been left to fight alone.
  3. All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark corners, nooks, and sink holes.
  4. O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other, in ye hearts! What fear ye more that what ye have wroughten?
  5. Verily, verily I say unto you, not all the Sinister Ministers of the Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could so entwine the land with tribulation as have yer baseless warnings.
Do You Believe That?

(Amusingly, I found out about this place, from TK's userpage.)

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