User talk:Hojimachong

Welcome Wagon

Welcome back to the light side of the force Hoji. Tmtoulouse 00:46, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Hoping I can get something out of RationalWiki, Trent. --Hojimachong 00:54, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Howdy, Hoji. GodlessLiberal 20:46, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Thanks, Hoji, and welcome. Good to see you here. --AKjeldsen 19:34, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 lulz -AmesG 19:48, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Welcome!!! Good to have "good hoji" here!. And dont listen to DocSock; he's crazy.--PalMD^{-רפאל ליפשון} 20:22, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Don't listen to Pal, he's a heretic.DocSock 20:55, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Well, great. Now Andy's got the excuse he needs to purge the last half-sane editor CP had. --Gulik 20:35, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Andy can't purge Hoji, then he can't brag about having editors from across the political spectrum. --Kels 20:42, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

I don't know about that. If Hoji goes, then they will just label Phillip Rayment or Learning as the new Lib'rul. As long as there are more than two people there can never be a shortage of targets.Prof0705 20:45, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

I suppose, although Andy went though the trouble of praising Hoji for his edit count on his talk page, he might not be so quick to jump. Not that he won't, he's snaky that way. --Kels 20:59, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Of course he can! He'll still have editors from every valid political position, from right-wing to ultra-right-wing! --Gulik 21:02, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Dammit, I thought I had those goalposts fastened solid! --Kels 21:04, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Also: Hi Hoji, you don't know me but I've been watching for a while. Nice to meetcha! --Kels 21:04, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Hola everyone! I've talked to Andy about joining RationalWiki, and invited him to observe my actions; since I have been trusted with special priviliges at CP, I do not feel that I should be sneaky, or be abusing those powers for ideological reasons. So he doesn't yet have an excuse to ban me. And hi there, Kels! --Hojimachong 11:31, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Hoji! ----Linus^{(plot evil tech)} 11:44, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Hey Hoji, looks like you have a fan on CP. GodisTruth thinks you are too Lib'rul Template:User too liberal Prof0705 12:46, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

I now made my own box, Template:User hojiliberal, stating that I am only kept around to be the token liberal and show "diversity". --Hojimachong 18:47, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Be careful not to get blocked over andy's idiocy tonight.--PalMD^{-yada yada} 21:09, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

"Idiocy?" Puh-lease, the man is insane! "Lying isn't lying when you don't stand to gain." Either he's certifiably insane or has simply been a lawyer for far too long. Hi, Kookajou! (Waves). ~~ Cracker 21:33, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Andy is distracted by TKs nose banging against his prostate with that little Phyllis plug. And KooKoo is being a bully asshole. I'd tell him to go fuck himself if i wasnt permabanned. And those poor socks who are ravaging andy on deceit. So sad.--PalMD^{-yada yada} 21:35, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

Ok Hoji. How did you hear about the goatse plot? ruined my fun for the night.Prof0705 07:56, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

me too

Welcome back Hoji, you iz bin missed! Hope you enjoy the little Dollhouse we built while you were doing penance. human^{be in} 23:34, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Then again

It could be a ploy, (the idiocy) to see who fights about this so we can do some banning? I dunno, but they've done that one a number of times...never had The Big Guy in on it though. ~~ Cracker 21:41, 28 May 2007 (CDT)

I'm not sure I follow that one? But if Hoji wants me to block him for a minute or two I will. But it will never be as much fun as it is with Bohdan. Hell, the guy's name is an anagram of Oh-Ban'd! Heck, if Andy joins and wants a little ban-juice, I'd sully my hands and perform the act if he asked. human^{be in} 23:39, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Conservapedia link

It seems to me that this site is potentially a valuable resource for editors of Conservapedia. Valuable constructive criticism abounds. I noticed that you deleted and protected "RationalWiki" on the Conservapedia site. Could you please place an article there with a link to this site? --Horace 05:36, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Cp editors use outside resources? human^{be in} 23:39, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Well, really I was just trying to tease Mr. machong. I don't like seeing him subjugating his obvious talent to the evil Schlafly. I was hoping to get him in trouble and possibly even blocked so that he could spend more time here. --HBC 23:45, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Look, me, if "we" all start using "our" real name on here, it will confuse the hell out of the audience! HBC 23:49, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Yes, we make a good point, and yet, I feel deep down that I must be Helena all on MY own. ALL OTHER Helena's must be disposed of! NONE can be allowed to sully my perfect Bonhamesque beauty by their polluting presence. Come a little closer my dear, I feel a little faint. --The one and only HBC 00:02, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

We are correct, as always, except that, of course, I am Ms. Carter. HBC 00:27, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

I grow weary of this lunacy!!!

NO! NOT THE HBC BOMB! --Kels 12:29, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Horace: That makes you think ASchlafly wants to hear ANY criticism, let alone "constructive" criticism? Besides, he knows All Liberals are Filthy Liars anyway, so why would he listen? (And the saner editors are just cogs in his mill, so they can't do anything anyway.) --Gulik 13:15, 3 June 2007 (CDT)

Hoji, the good Hoji, please...

• Why does everyone here refuse to follow their own rules? Why don't you accede to my reasonable demands? Why are you all so confused about how to follow rules? Make me a sysop! Bet you thought this was someone else. human^{be in} 21:56, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

You're here.

Welcome I guess. I am still a bit annoyed at you though. Həlios^{-speak to me!} 02:22, 3 June 2007 (CDT)

Hi hoji! -Ĭ₠ŴΣĐĝё 01:39, 3 June 2007 (CDT)

DUDE! So glad to see you here! -αmεσ (!) 19:59, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

He lives!

And amazingly, Aschlafly's let him out of the little box in the basement to come visit us. So, how are you liking CP's new "quantity, not quality" scoring system? --Gulik 19:11, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Box? no, that would burn too easily when God rained fire and brimstone on me. He keeps me in a fireproofed cage. --Hojimachong 19:14, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Remember the dark side is seductive....we have been following your exploits in the judges namespace though ;) . tmtoulouse ^beleaguer 19:16, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Hoji!

Can you do me a favor and send me an e-mail? I have a question… --Linus^{(plot evil tech)} 19:23, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Hi Hoji! Can we keep the half of you that TK doesn't like? I admire the efforts you have been making to salvage the team contest, and your qualities of judginess. Damn, I wish they'd make me a judge here! Here come de judge... (ok, only the Coot Cabal will understand that one). Anyway, feel free to grab some goat pilaf to go while you're here, if you can't stay to eat. We can also help with that rectum full of bitter liquids! Tell Bohdan to come say hi again, will ya? human^{be in} 20:21, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Come join us on Teh Forums! --Linus^{(plot evil tech)} 21:00, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Fancy meeting you here. Bohdan 23:30, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Bohdan? I thought you retired from RW.--AutoFire 23:32, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Si senor Bohdan. --هوجيماشونغ

I'm still retired. Bohdan 23:34, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Just came around to say hi? --هوجيماشونغ

Just came to pwn a few of the rwers. Bohdan 23:36, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

You don't know it yet bohdan, but your much more like us than you are like them. You will see that some day. tmtoulouse ^beleaguer 23:37, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

What is that link for? What does it mean? Bohdan 23:37, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

CP couldnt have sucked out your logic that much..... tmtoulouse ^beleaguer 23:39, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

How did your signature change so suddenly? Bohdan 23:40, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

MAGIC bohdan.....:) just follow the code and you will see. tmtoulouse ^beleaguer 23:43, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

isn't there a rule about not deleting asterisks? Or are they not allowed? i can't remember. Bohdan 23:44, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Neither actually. tmtoulouse ^beleaguer 23:45, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

New Signoff for CP

Have you considered boomshanka? --Kels 12:13, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

Pronounced like "boom", then "shank"... is the "a" at the end more like uuuuhhh or aaawwww? --ηοξιμαχονγ 18:00, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

telling you what i think of your signature...

The Arabic one was infinitely cooler! GdlessLiberal 19:07, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

I'll use Hjimachong for a week or so, just to mess with ya ;-). --Hjimachong 00:51, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

Haha, good idea! I might get an Arabic sig then. GdlessLiberal 12:16, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

I'd love to make that one for you. Would you like the Arabic glyphs for "G-O-D-L-E-S-S-L-I-B-E-R-A-L", or the two words "Godless" and "Liberal" translated into Arabic? --Hjimachong 18:34, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

Hmm.... could you do both? Then I'll pick which one looks cooler. GdlessLiberal 21:59, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

Audience with no unicode ( me) getteth a row of dinky little squares if non-ascii used. I wonder in my sad existence what wikinterpreter's & helios's are really like. But I like the pretty colours. Keep^{right on ...} 18:54, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

...is Unicode not downloadable? And yes, I like the pretty colors too. Can you see the golden hammer and sickle? --Hjimachong 18:57, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

I'm on a pda ;( Yes hammer and sickle very nice GOLD colour. Keep^{right on ...} 19:02, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

Hammer and sickle is an image, so it should be fine. Unless someone alters their font sizes... human^{be in} 19:26, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

/~If I had a gold hammer I'd (pay someone to) hammer in the mornnnning~/

What would you do if you had a gold sickle? GdlessLiberal 22:04, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

I'd sells it on teh eBays, gotta have some way to pay the guy hammering.

CЯacke®

How much do hammer-ers charge these days? I might place a bid. GdlessLiberal 22:06, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

But...YOU already gots it a gold hammer and a goldsickle. Are they cold? Delicious? CЯacke® 22:09, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

Well of course. I know I've already got one, I just want an extra, so I can say "luckily i have a s[ch]pare" in my Goldmember accent. GdlessLiberal 22:18, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

ROTFL, thanks for my daily dose of RW lulz, guys. human^{be in} 00:27, 2 August 2007 (CDT)

"If I had a hammer... there'd be a lot of dead folk singers... " human^{be in} 00:27, 2 August 2007 (CDT)

How inhumane, human Keep^{it under your hat!} 07:17, 2 August 2007 (CDT)

Nice work there, Hoji. I trust we only get the "bad Hoji" here? I hope? OK, cool. Now go pwn (wandalize) Bohdan's pages, life and future! (Oh, and PS, always nice to see you again!) human^{be in} 01:09, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

So…

is Andy planning another team contest? --Linus^{(plot evil tech)} 17:01, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

I think TK might've taken the "privilege" of doing so from under Andy's nose... --Hjimachong 17:49, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

You are funny

You and Bohdan. I love you both. Thank you :) 24.128.205.73 00:17, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Wow, timed out? Whodathunkit? I live here! That was me! human^{be in} 00:19, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Jesus, etc, thank you :)

For making the page more ecumenical :) Whichever one it was :) human^{be in} 01:32, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

My first instinct was to write "grow some f***ing balls and show some respect". But I decided eloquence would be much better than childish swearing. Though childish swearing is awfully fun. --Hjimachong 02:02, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

cp?

hoji; where's the cp connection in http://www.rationalwiki.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia:Best_of_Conservapedia&curid=105&diff=39812&oldid=39801 ? - just axin Keep ^{me informed} 12:02, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Along with the fact that it's currently on the CP front page, there are plenty of other links in that list that are directly to whackjob news sites. --Hjimachong 12:07, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Mm there are, but a permalink to that instance might be better no? I'd do it meself but it's over my edit limit (http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=252516) Stick it in if you want. Keep ^{me informed} 12:22, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Hmm, that bit should be in "according to", methinks, not "best of CP". If I can generate some energy, I might move it... human^{be in} 18:51, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Your "Deceit" Stunt on CP....

Classic. You're my hero. PFoster 18:17, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

If only I could find one celebrity who likes Borscht, I could make that list! --Hjimachong 18:29, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Maybe Clooney likes it? (We already know he's deceitful). CЯacke® 18:31, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Utter bollocks! --Hjimachong 18:39, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Wait, I thought borscht was made from beets not bollocks? Ah well.CЯacke®

Beets be bull bollocks. --Hjimachong 00:20, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

Conservatives non-sexual experience of intense physical pleasure

Wonder what he would think if you let him know that yahoo really is no where near the top search engine, for example here. Google is about 55-60 percent yahoo is around 18-20. tmtoulouse ^beleaguer 18:43, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

PJR let him know. What do you want to bet he saw it here, while combing the site for evidence? --Hjimachong 00:10, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

Oh we let him know, he came around here posting the same brag on like 10 pages. tmtoulouse ^beleaguer 00:11, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

As User:Newton? --Hjimachong 00:14, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

yep. tmtoulouse ^beleaguer 00:17, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

tsk tsk. Well, I'm going to watch people in the Big Brother house for 20 minutes (using the 24 hour live feed), then watch the Daily Show and CR, then bed. --Hjimachong 00:18, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

Hi Hoji, it's always nice to see when sanity can cross the "boundaries". By the way, cp:Neoconservatives has got my panties in a bunch. I'd like to see more of that conservative viewpoint spread across CP. Well, minus the anger at them not being part of the American Taliban, anyway. Oh, I wish for too much... human^{be in} 00:53, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

I think the viewpoint of the author of cp:Neoconservatives is that of classical conservatism, back when conservatives actually were respectable and reasonable; they didn't just claim to be. I agree, that kind of conservatism would be good for CP. Well, gotta go - one of the Big Brother contestants is trying to get another to vote somebody out because they're Jewish. --Hjimachong 00:58, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

persians

lol... GdlessLiberal 19:58, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

Dar-al-Islam

Dear Hoji -

Thanks for the edit on the Slavery talk page at CP. I can barely type in English or French, so I've yet to teach my computer how to write in Arabic. peace. PFoster 11:11, 20 August 2007 (CDT)

Your "What's going on" correction

*laughs* No, that wasn't some inside joke, it was just my brain on autopilot at 4am. XD Thanks for catching it! --Sid 06:01, 6 September 2007 (CDT)