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375	Weaseloid is a tosser
361	Student Rep: Sir, we have concerns of your grading... Andy: You're just nitpicking. Student Rep: You still haven't answered us. You're being unprofessional and your competency is questionable. Student#2: I also wish you would address the issues. Andy: Here's my answer: TRIM. Student#2 Put that back! Student Rep: Why are you burning the evidence, Sir? Isn't it your job to teach? Andy: I'll run my own course, thank you. Godspeed. Student Rep: Why are you such a terrible teacher, Sir? Student#3: Here's some more wrong answers you gave full marks, Andy... Andy: Thanks for your concerns, I am deeply gratef- Hah, kidding! Fuck you, TRIM. Student Rep: Why do you delete our concerns rather than answering them? Andy: TRIM and BLOCK
322	User: The theory of relativity has been useful in the past. Andy: You're clueless. Relativity hasn't done anything useful, because I say so. Having won this debate, he proceeds to ask, Why should taxpayers be forced to pay for this scientific unproductive work? UPDATE: HERESY! Andy's response? La-la-la; I can't hear you! MORE: Roger makes the mistake of bringing facts to a debate with Andy. EVEN MORE: Andy tries to win with a Bible reference. Roger responds by making Andy into his bitch. STILL MORE: Andy claims big brother is "ranting" WHEN WILL IT END? Roger fights back, so Andy calls him absurd. Roger replies yet again. Will Andy insist on last wordism, or let it slide? AND ON WE GO! Sorry "bro" but this discussion, like relativity, yields nothing productive. AND THE WINNER IS...ANDY!!!
295	Edit wars, CP style: Kyle: "Is this really needed?" TK: "Of course!" *inserts Skype highlighting* Kyle: "Okay, you're the boss, just lemme remove the weird Skype stuff..." TK: "No!" Kyle: "What?" TK: "I am sysop, so walk away! I was trying to remove the Skype stuff someone inserted!" Bonus: That "Skype Australian phone number"? It's just the ISBN of Palin's book.
294	The CP sysops' behind-the-scenes insanity discussions are leaked again.
290	Says the guy who rewrote the Bible to get rid of all the parts that offended him.
282	Andy Schlafly, J.D., B.E., age 50: "E=mc2 has no meaning or value. Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap."
275	Are you wondering why you haven't read anything about The King's Speech winning at the Oscars? Then it's probably because you can't read Update: this just in: Facebook crushed by "The King's Speech" ... so Sarah Palin won't be President.
272	Andy is going to be on the Colbert Report.
264	Mike127: "The intelligence of humans is rapidly declining"? You're using that to argue for a young Earth? Andy: Yes, the slope of the intelligence curve is sharply negative. The YEC conclusion is clear. Mike127: But you can't extrapolate linearly at that slope, and if you did, you'd conclude that the Earth can't even be 6000 years old. And here's a web site showing historical SAT scores. Andy: It's simple logic. I'm right. Mike127: It's simple math. By your argument the Earth can't even be 6000 years old. LeonardO: By that argument, you could observe that people are getting taller, so people would have zero height 3000 years ago. Andy, using his favorite phrase when he has been pwned: Your objection does not withstand scrutiny. The argument about height doesn't work, because other factors are involved, like diet and medicine. (But he doesn't recognize that there might be equivalent phenomena for intelligence.) Mike127: So give us a graph, and do the math. Andy, throwing in inappropriate calculus terms: I didn't say it's linear. But it's continuous and differentiable. PaulHernandez, vaped by Karajou: So in 200 years our intelligence will be zero? Andy, now bringing in thermodynamics: You're not looking at this objectively. BradB: But isn't society becoming more conservative? How do you reconcile that? LeonardO: Show us the data. Sysop Jcw: I made up these graphs of y=x and y=x2. They show the triumph of conservatism. LeonardO: Thanks, but I still don't understand what the graphs denote. Sysop Jcw: Exponential. Quadratic. Conservative words. Blah blah. Hope this helps. BradB: Becoming more conservative while becoming less intelligent? Doesn't this bother you? Sysop Jcw: No, the decline in intelligence is because teachers are liberal. Andy: The Federalist Papers are linguistically more sophisticated than what people write today. JamesES: But modern people know much more about math and science. Andy: No, modern people don't understand math either. (Perhaps this is because they read CP.) Jpatt: People's brains have shrunk 10%! And obesity may be the cause! Mike127: You've been arguing by anecdotes. Give us the data, and we can do linear, or nonlinear, regression. Andy: The logic is simple and unmistakable. Read some Civil War letters. Mike127: Show us the math, Andy. Also, you have twice reverted my changes to the article. TracyS: Language changes for a lot of reasons. And there were a lot of illiterate Civil War soldiers. Andy: I win!
258	Andy jumps feet first into the deep end and invents Conservapedia's Law! The implications of this insight are astounding!
255	Andy: Test scores are unusually high in public schools. 20 minutes later he does some marking: 86/90, 87/90, 89/90, 57/60, 89/90, 90/90, and 88/90.
253	Our nation's history? Who gives a damn about that?
252	LyleT: This page is completely plagiarized and should be deleted. JacobB: Denied. LyleT: Ok, a compromise: I removed the plagiarized material. JacobB: Denied. LyleT: Ok, I REWROTE the plagiarized material. TK: Denied. And don't you dare expose my dishonesty!"
249	No WIGO, just the question: Vote UP for Team Rob, vote DOWN for Team Ken.
242	Andyimg: The media is blaming the Norway massacre on fundamentalist Christianity without adequate evidence, perhaps for some bizarre political purpose. Andyimg (15 minutes later): The Norway killer liked to play violent video games! Video games!img Video games! (And Facebook!)img Video games!img The "dark fantasy violent video game "World of Warcraft""img!1!!1
233	Andy: "Boston Marathon bombing suspect refuses to surrender; in video games players lose points if captured or killed by police." Yep, there's no other reason a murderer would avoid being captured or killed by police.
222	Andy: Why didn't atheists cheer at the Super Bowl? Is it because they don't like underdogs? Why don't atheists like underdogs? I bet Stalin didn't like underdogs.
220	Andy: One day, TV will be gone and all that will remain is Conservapedia
220	School Prayer Fun: Andy: We should have free speech in this nation ... for Christians too Naive user: Does that include Muslims? Andy: No.
218	Andy redefines the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
216	A huge flood is threatening people and property all along the length of the Mississippi River, but Andy is more concerned with how the media "downplays" the term "flood". This is despite there being 11 uses of the word in his source, ten in Reuters' story, eight in the atheistic BBC's story, etc. UPDATE: User: "Every single news article on the floods that I have seen uses the term 'flood' or some derivative of it." Andy: You're wrong! User: I can't tell - are you joking? MOAR!: Andy: Blah blah blah... secularized language EricAlstrom: Seriously??
216	User: What's that you say, Andy? May broke all records for number of unique viewers? How many were there? Conservative smells a liberal and tries to confuse the enemy with his trademark brand of ... oh look a squirrel. Other User: What da fuck? Andy: Since the Constitution doesn't say we have to provide these statistics, we don't have to. Karajou puts an end to the foolishness: Here's what you asked for. It literally took me only 45 seconds to find. Nice work. Still no number of unique viewers after 3 admins chimed in to deflect, dissemble, and bully.
213	How does Andyland react to a DDoS attack and resulting worldwide 403 blocks? "Conservapedia has broken its March record for the number of unique visitors!!"
212	Selective blindness from Andy as he declares that Obama's speech contains 'many self-serving references to "me", "my" and "I"'. Word counts are "Me": 2; "My": 3; "I": 10, but how about "We": 40; "Us": 7 and "American people": 6? What about the rich irony in both bitching about Obama not giving credit to Bush in that same speech and then taking an implicit swipe at Obama's execution of the military operation while failing to even mention his name in a post headlined in bold: Bin Laden dead. Scumbags.
211	"For God so loved the world..." is environmentalist nonsense.~Andrew Schlafly
210	"Look everyone, more people are laughing at us!", says Conservative, as Wired finds his farcical joke articles wonderfully easy targets to generalize about the lunacy of the Right. UPDATE: handed this perfect opportunity to control the image of his site, The Boss instead decides to promote the item to the No.1 Main Page position. Somewhere in Washington, senior Republicans facepalm.
210	On the occasion of Wikipedia's 10th birthday, Conservapedia is the proud winner of Time magazine's coveted Most Amusing Alternative Wiki Award.
210	Andy: "Evolutionists are deliberately ignorant because they refuse to admit that the existence of whales disproves evolution." SamRich: "Well actually, the evolutionary history of whales is pretty well understood." Andy: "A link disputing one of the many examples of my deliberate ignorance has no place in my article about deliberate ignorance!"
210	Clueless students are wasting years in college and not improving their critical thinking and complex reasoning skillsimg...says the Harvard and Princeton alumnus who thought Obama was a Muslim because he didn't dance.
210	Andy: *puts fingers in ears* LA LA LA I can't hear you. UPDATE: Not listening.
210	Andy: "Did a video game cause the tragic death of a star college football player on a top-ranked team? He was last seen, in apparent good health, playing a video game at 10:15am Sunday. About an hour later, he was found dead without any suspicious circumstances."
210	AugustO (quoting Matthew 6:6): But you, when you pray, go into your private room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father Who is hidden, and your Father, who sees in a hidden manner, will reward you openly. Andy: "This quote is taken out of context. Why didn't you include the context, by which Jesus was urging people not to be like liberals?"
209	Andy: We rank number one for secularized language! Oh, wait, I mean, like in Cuba, and such.
209	Andy abuses set notation to deny gays the right to marry... in a mathematical article.
206	No Andy, the question is why did a 15 year old have a gun!?
206	Andy Schlafly: asshole Update: Pre oversighted picture...really, what a fucking douche.
206	Ah, the Olympics! The place where the best athletes in the world get to strut their stuff every 4 years. And another chance for Andy to bitch about same-sex marriage, feminism and atheism.
205	"I typically do not listen to much radio. Conservapedia provides far more substantive information that [sic] radio or television can." Sometimes these WIGOs just write themselves.
204	This just in: The Bible explains dead fish better than atheists can.
204	First the liberals used black holes to draw people away from the Bible, now they are using plate tectonics to draw people away from the flood!
203	I have never used the phrase "irony meter" before now. Andy boasts that WP's editor retention rate is only 12%. Any guesses on what Conservapedia's editor retention rate is? UPDATE: Apparently, Conservapedia's retention rate is two thirds (if you cherry pick three specific editors who joined during a particular period of time)
203	What? A woman dares to aspire to run a restaurant? The misogynist that is Andy Schlafly is outraged! UPDATE: Andy's not a misogynist; he sees no reason why a woman shouldn't aspire to be a gas station attendant. UPDATE 2: Naive user: Here is a chapter from Proverbs in which a working woman is described as virtuous. Andy: We'll see what the Conservative Bible has to say about that!
202	User: I kindly ask that my account be deleted after realizing how much scholarly pathetic satire featuring flying kittens there is on this site because I am more than that. Andy: Your logical criticism Parthian shot is unpersuasive and you're a liberal. Ken: The atheist is just selfish. Then Ed saves the best for last: ...You just insult us and refuse to help out on our popular, well-researched and comprehensive articles and I have tried so hard but those liberals don't want anyone checking their work or removing errors!
202	In Andy's universe "Britain was just fine with Hitler running over neighboring underdog countries." Why? Because liberals.
202	Having obliterated the mean old Lamestream Media, Andy Schlafly takes on the next target.
202	Karajou "logic": "You can't use maths to disprove the claim that the Second Law of Thermodynamics disproves evolution, because I can use maths to show an elephant can hang over a cliff by a dandelion."
201	Having earlier trumpeted his appearance on CP's mainpage, Andy's foray into constitutional law goes 0-2, as North Dakota's Supreme Court rejects his "but... but... Washington's letter is sincere" defence. CP's mainpage remains silent on the matter.
201	Methods of contraception: non-encyclopedic. Abortion: very encyclopedic.
200	CP's question: Outrage! How did the mentally unstable gunman get marijuana and why is nobody else talking about this?img Everyone else: Outrage! How did this mentally unstable gunman have no legal impediment to obtaining a gun?!
200	Andy on World History Study Guides: "Winston Churchill - but is he noteworthy enough?"
198	Andrew Schlafly : I will now personally pray for the Oklahoma victims! Andrew Schlafly, four minutes later: Done! - this praying business seems to be very time-efficient, compared with donating - or actually helping...
196	Andy Schlafly creates an irony singularity by claiming, in a news post beginning with the words "The lamestream media", that mainstream media is "stepping up its biased headlines".
196	Claims that neutrinos don't move faster than light sound like political correctness, rather than science, to Andy.
196	Balls
194	Conservapedia's guide to love: Does she have a great personality? Check. Does her smile light up your world? Check. Does simply being around her make you forget about everything else in the world and give you the kind of feeling no other person ever could? Check. Does she support state regulation of greenhouse gases? Dump the bitch!
194	Jpatt: "It's not even going to be close, Romney landslide: R 54% O 46%"img Ken: "I say a narrow victory for Romney."img Andy: "By Tuesday night, most American voters will have cast their ballots against Barack Obama. Not even the lamestream media could persuade most voters to support him." <capture>Reality:Conservapedia proven wrong.<capture>
191	NOW WITH MORE AWESOME: KSorenson: Andy, could you cite your incorrect claim? Andy: Look beyond what you're taught. KSorenson: Your claim's still incorrect. Andy: I'm not sucking up to liberal professors. Therefore, my claim is correct. Look at Google. Now once you've realized I'm right, ask why your liberal professors censored this. KSorenson: Learn to read, Andy. Andy: Butbutbut margin of error! KSorenson: I have the data in front of my face. And another thing. Andy: Protesting against me too much is unscientific. Why do you care so much? KSorenson: Because I teach physics. You're unfit to be a teacher. Andy: Uh ... creationists have been denied tenure! I'm right! Relativity is a thug that discourages Bible reading!Andy continues: Actually, relativity is really a quasi-religion, and as a religion "What has it helped achieved?". UPDATE: Expelled - No intelligence allowed.
191	How come no one seems to know about this best selling video game called "Spring", which sold $500 million on the first day? .. Ah, that's just Andy's humorous habit of skimming over articles and misreading them. Closure: "Thanks for fixing that, don't know how that got in there".
191	Glove slap: Terry Koeckritz tells Ken to change his username, since being opposed to what happened at Abu Ghraib makes him like PJR rather than a conservative.
191	Andy yet again denies an inconvenient fact:"Obama is not actually president".
189	Once again the outside world takes a look into CP and is dismayed at what they seeimg. Expecting company, Andy sends Kenimg to the atticimg. Ken doesn'timg get the hintimg.
189	We knew Ed Poor would come back with a vengeance after all the Netherlands stuff from AugustO a week ago. Here he is! [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] Update Ed is reallyimg, reallyimg upsetimg with AugustOimg Update Ed is back and Ed is FUCKING FURIOUS. Reverting everything AugustO touches followed by a 3 day ban plus a snarky messageimg then Ed, Big Man! Poor <capture>deletes August's userpage.img An epic fit of impotent rage. Next: August is stripped of blocking rightsimg
188	KevinO: McChrystal broke the rules. Karajou: Which one?. RichardTN: This one. Karajou: Erm, doesn't count, that's not a military source. BillDunbar: OK, how about this one? Karajou: Erm, doesn't count, I asked KevinO, not you. KevinO: Here it is. Karajou: So what?!
187	A prime example of Godwin's law. From a surprising source - RobS.
187	Andy strokes his chin sagely and adds another priceless insight to the CBP: "interesting conservative connotations: Jesus tells the Apostles to cast their net on the right side of the boat, and only on the right side do they help themselves and others."img Perplexed user: "Er, I'm sure everyone here knows that the terms "right" and "left" to describe politics originated during the early French Republic, right?"img Andy's not buying it: "No, John's use of the word 'right' here is a political statement, because I think it is."img
186	Ctown200:"Will somebody pleaseimg helpimg me?"img...silence..."Fine, I'll do itimg <capture>myself."img TK:<capture>"Oh no you don't!"img Ctown200:"I just need a little help..."img Karajou strolls in:"If you are so damned busy why are you even here?img I know, why don't you do it my way?"img Ctown200:"Will you help then?"img Karajou:"Glad I could have helped!"img Ctown200:"What, you haven't done a thing?"img Andy: "Yeah well, it still sucks."img TK: "Fuck off Mr. Pretendy-Helpy asshole." <capture>"But it's sorry to see you go!" Karajou again:"I need to abuse the corpse after death."
186	Balls
185	CP reinforces its barricades to the outside world; as Andy declares that new users must email him to request an account. The site is growing rapidly!
185	Can you believe Chris Matthews? Using the tragedy in Japan to push his own agenda We would NEVER do that. I repeat, NEVER.
185	Mr. I-have-two-Ivy-League-degrees-but-teach-children-in-a-church-basement blames liberals for "destroying the perceived value of a college degree."
184	Andy: Liberals are promoting Princess Diana conspiracy theories!...Andy 11 hours later: Liberals are censoring Princess Diana conspiracy theories!
184	Balls
183	Found a shrimp fossil on land? "Doctor" Hurlbut thinks that can only be due to the Flood. And "Professor" Schlafly concurs with an argument by assertionimg.
182	User: "No Andy, this is how it goes." Andy: "Last wordism!" User: "Fine; I shall say no more." Andy: "Ha! See how evolutionists run from public debates!"
182	Americans are buying fewer books. This is a good thing, according to Andy.
182	Andy: "Roger Mason is non-notable on this list." Benjy: "Let me explain..." Andy: "No references. You lose." Benjy: "Here are a few references." Andy: "Too many references. You lose." Benjy: "Ok, this is why I posted them..." Andy: "It is not in the Bible. You lose." Update: Benjy:"OK Andy, I have jumped through all your hoops, I am re-adding Mason."
181	Wheaton College is basically garbageimg, according to Andy; it is an an inferior schoolimg that is responsible for producing baby killersimg. But wait! One of The Leader's students chooses to matriculate at Wheaton?img This just in: Wheaton has the smartest student body around!img We have always been at war with Eastasia. UPDATE: Junior editor RobertT reverts Andy's edits. Liberal whitewashing indeed!img
181	Ken: "I am strongly considering doing an open letter to Richard Dawkins at Conservapedia... ...I would have to charge him to debate me as I would do for all other peddlers of nonsense. I think I might cut him a break and only charge him $50 an hour... ...Perhaps, if he agrees to the debate, the hispanic ladies might finally believe he has machismo..." 'Nuff said.
181	The mind of a moderately functioning retarded adult in action: Global warming is a hoax, but temperatures increasing by even a single degree increase food production and good old America deserves credit for that. But maybe goddidit to go easy on old people in the winter.
181	Calling for an armed uprising against the government. Sedition: Now a conservative value. UPDATE: Jpatt clarifies: "Yes, I am calling for a military coup."
180	After being spurred on by Benp, Andy starts work on "Secularized Language". Bring on the laughs insights!
180	Nope, Andy cannot even announce the discovery of a new particle without bringing up materialism or complaining about alleged academic censorship.
179	Andy: "[The starlight problem is] a bigger problem for atheistic views, because those views cannot accommodate the explanation that some of the light in the sky is show [sic] for people on earth." UPDATE: Andyimg: "I don't find anything implausible about some distance artwork being included."
178	Andy: "College math is not completely immune to liberal influences that have destroyed other subjects like physics."
177	Andy: Nations that adopted same sex marriage before 2008 won less Olympic medals than they did in the previous games. User: Actually, looking at the six countries that meet the qualifications, the number of medals won went up slightly. Andy: Yeah, but if you arbitrarily remove the Netherlands and South Africa my conclusion holds.
176	Bugler says farewell and comes out as a parodist.img More: Like CPAdmin1, he is alreadyimg animg unperson.img And the door slamsimg behind him. A little more: Someone tries to show Andy the lesson he should learn from thisimg, predictably, failsimg and gets punishedimg.
175	Long-time suspected parodist JacobB finally takes off the mask and leaves with several pointed comments, all of which will be ignored by Andy et al. Karajou shows major butthurt with some last wordism.
175	Now all that's needed is a good lawyer with a track-record of success in these cases. Andy...could you recommend anyone?
175	Shorter Andy: Science? BOO! Bible? YAY!
172	It only takes a vocabulary of about 100 words to coach a soccer team. According to Andy, that makes soccer a socialist sport.
172	Andy: "I've found that once someone falls for Relativity, they almost never open a Bible again."
172	Andy: "It's a liberal fiction that E=mc2 has ever been applied in any practical way. The equation defines rest mass in terms of the speed of light - an absurdity."
171	We all know that liberals and atheists are less charitable than Christians and conservatives. So a user twice requests that Conservapedia do something for the people affected by the Japan Earthquake. Andy's reply: "This is not a blog." Meanwhile, liberal Seth Meyers on liberal Saturday Night Live ends his "Weekend Update" with a plea for help (at 38:00).
171	Andy: Things were in "pretty good shape" after the Great Flood killed everybody off.
171	Balls
170	No, Andy, what baffles liberals is how you continue to believe that your unscientific, cobbled list of random words, selected and massaged to suit your own narrow preconceptions and hosted on a second rate blog, actually has any meaning.
170	Greatest teenage achievements strike back! Andy finally removes that pesky 16 year old Roger Mason. With typical Schlafly deceit, he sneaks this in under cover of adding a 20 year old racing driver. Update: Rodge finds himself back in. But for how long? 19 minutes. And he's back in again, with a lovely best of the public edit comment for good measure. Grand finale: Rodge is removed, and the troublesome editor is banned for five years for, erm, being from the UK.
170	The Republican spending cuts in March have retroactively lowered the unemployment rate in February
170	*Sigh*. We all knew this was coming... Andy: Where's the death certificate?
170	"September 17 is Constitution Day. Think any liberals pay attention to it?" says Andy... On September 18th.
170	Andy sinks to a new low and shamelessly uses the death of a six-year-old girl to take a swipe at liberals.
170	Andy, predictably: if there were more guns in schools, "today's tragic murders would not have happened".
169	Rob: Ken, please stop deleting talk page comments. Ken: *deletes commentimg, burns evidenceimg* Rob: Ken, stop being a dick.img Ken: But-img Rob: I said Back. off.img Ken: Noimg can doimg.
168	No.
168	Coming as a surprise to no one, Andy doesn't understand probability or DNA testing
168	User: Andy, why aren't you reporting these suicides resulting from homophobic bullying? Andy: Why not read our very own example of homophobic bullying...
168	Andy can't see why he must provide references for his bullshit, because "Would anyone ask Jesus for a reference after telling the parable of the Prodigal Son?"
168	Conservapedia Proven Right! Yes, if you say Hugo Chavez died in December, I suppose his actual death is proof...
167	AugustO: "Andy, I'm just putting back this unanswered question, which I think you trimmed by mistake." Andy: "No, I deliberately ran from your question, now fuck off."
166	User: Why are the various (ahem) 'articles' on PZ Myers locked? They haven't been vandalised... Andy: Hmmm, I don't know why. Would you like to edit them? Ken: Why don't you ask PZ Myers why he's so fat!
166	The liberal media covers up earthquakes because they prove a Young Earth
166	BREAKING NEWS: Pope duped by Castro lookalike!img Update Fake Castro story now officially upgraded to "mystery" statusimg as super-sleuth Schlafly notes some curious differences between the impostor and the real Castro. Update The mystery deepens as Andy discovers that make-up may have been used to make the lookalike appear older.img As well as using disguises to hide the lack of wrinklesimg
165	It was unusually cold in one place for one week, so by Andy logic Global Warming is false.
165	Andy: Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh are losing fans, because they don't use Conservapedia
162	Andy: You, like most graduate students, are clueless about the principle of falsifiability. User: Uh, I studied it for two semesters and "not only are you not right, you're not even wrong" about it. Andy: Open your mind and accept that I'm right. Logic does not require so much verbosity. User: Respectfully, Andy, you're full of crap. Andy: Professors are liberal and closed-minded.
162	Dinner at the Schlafly's, anyone?
162	Aschlafly: ..No other explanation is as plausible, at least not to an open mind.
162	Andy touts on the front pageimg the fact that a new book discusses Conservapedia at length in the first few pages. Did he bother reading those pages?
161	In Andyland Huffpo is censoring prayer and the bible,just like all liberals. In reality Huffpo pisses on 9/11 truthers. UPDATE: Andy doubles down on the irony: "one's defense of the importance of free speech does not mean that one agrees with everything said." UPDATE 2: "We've had liberal editors and even Administrators since the beginning and I can't think of a single editor who was censored for his ideas" That's a rather amusing thing to say on a website that includes "Liberal vandalism" and "Inserting liberal multiculturalism/world view into articles" as standard block reasons. UPDATE 3: This is telling UPDATE 4: As is this
161	Andy: English Literature is one of the worst college majors; after all, the Virginia Tech killer was studying it! UPDATE: "Garbage in, garbage out." Andy elaborates in his usual measured way.
161	Andy: "Oh no! Wikipedia uses unflattering pictures of conservatives!" Conservapedia would never stoop to such levels, right?
161	Left hand, meet right hand, you two need to talk.
161	Andy: Let's quantify metaphysics!! Brought to you by the quantificator of faith, idolatry, openmindedness, mental strength, order, vulnerability to atheism, and censorability.
161	Words fail. UPDATE: Andy approves of the post
160	"Professor" Schlafly tries to prove that the Great Flood happened 4,000 years ago, by quoting data from a 13,000 year-old flood.
160	Andy pontificates: Don't listen to them science eggheads; just open a Bible. Then, suddenly remembering that books are full of liberal claptrap and there is only one correct translation of the Bible: Uh, I mean, click on the Conservative Bible Project!
160	Schlafly science is on display again. You're right—the breakup of the continents is a relatively recent event, in geological time. About 200 million years ago.
160	And what is the cause of this irritation? Why God, of course
160	Parodist: OK, OK, Andy, I see what you're trying to do with this "real jobs" list, here's the "fascinating conservative insight" you're after! Andy: Winner! Everyone else: WTF?
160	Rob: Please explain the details surrounding the libelous comments and made up lies about me by anonymous users which resulted in my desysopping.img Andy, being a hypocritical ass: We "respect the freedom of speech here" and if you can't handle it, speak not.img Rob: Excellent, so why was I desysopped?img Andy, being an even bigger ass: BLOCKED! Now let's see who's able to speak heathen!img UPDATE: Jcw upgrades Rob's block to indefinite Back to 1 month by Iduan.
160	Hurricane? What hurricane? It was all a liberal plan to ration energy
160	Andy (on why God has a sense of humor): "atheistic political figures are known for their lack of a sense of humor, such as Attila the Hun, which suggests that the opposite of God is a lack of sense of humor." (Andy should hope that God has a very good sense of humor.)
160	Andy: "Hyuk! Hyuk! If liberals are so "open-minded," why do they fail my totally made-up and biased test?"
160	Andy goes all Alex Jones on us: Tim Tebow was traded "in order to oust him from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012."
160	Balls
159	Pot / Kettle Department: Andy slams Facebook for providing "a skewed view of what's really going on."
158	Ed 'Two Meters' Poor deletes an article for being too short.
158	WIkipedia is so biased! It doesn't even call Jared Loughner a nihilistic atheist! Except for the fact that it calls him a "nihilistic atheist". Meh. Facts Schmatcs. Update OK Fine, Wikipedia does mention his nihilism but the edit comment doesn't say so!img Hence Wikipedia is biased.
158	Now the shootings in Norway are because of evolution.
158	Blah blah blah something about floods again.
158	Balls
158	Andy (actual quotes): "Oh please ... is it really necessary to provide a citation that Nike and a beer company are liberal???" "Big corporations have never been friendly to the conservative movement."
156	Andy seamlessly links losing a hockey match to homosexuality and socialism
156	Patrick Henry didn't mention health care!
156	Penn Jillette finally responds to the taunting at CP. Spoilers: He declines the offer, on account of CP being a troll site.
156	It's official! Obama is no longer a godless commie, but probably Muslim. Hell, he even whacked his Islamic brothers, bin Laden & Khaddafi after defeating that limpdick McCain.
156	Asking for references is to be a slave to hearsay. Andy approves.
156	Andy: "Real answers are found on Conservapedia and in the Bible rather than on television." [Conservapedia and the Bible. Yes, he really wrote it in that order.]
155	In a galaxy far far away: greasy spoon: "a free enterprise term for a small, cheap restaurant - which in many places is just what the public wants; reflects Jesus' Biblical scientific foreknowledge about the digestive system"
155	Andy Schlafly declares that pages on religion, businesses, products, groups, artists, bands and politics are unproductive.img
155	Yay! With 94% counted, the conservative is ahead of the filthy liberal (who spent loads of money). Oh my!!! With 99% counted, the conservative still has a slight edge over the filthy liberal (who spent loads of money). SILENCE the liberal is ahead after counting finishes. REALITY conservative groups spent 37% more than liberal ones. UPDATE We never said them things. MORE UPDATE It's a stunning Conservative upset!. SILENCE AGAIN: "Oooops, I found 14,000 votes under this cushion", County Clerk says, and not for the first time.
155	Andy argues that a headline about a legislator pointing a gun at a reporter is "liberally biased" by stating that the legislator pointed the gun at the reporter.
155	Andy: Loss of power due to a snow storm (which disproves climate change) is a liberal plot to ration energy. Why? Because liberals.
155	Who carved out the Easter Island statues? God did it, as a joke! Of course!
155	Einstein's work lies in tatters as Andy demonstrates E can't possibly equal mc2 because Hugo Chavez.
154	The Huffington Post "will likely lose more contributors the more it censors"...Andy speaks from experience
154	Andy on Ken and Karajou: "Meritorious edits, of which (they) have tens of thousands, obviate the need for a first name and last initial."
153	Terry Koeckritz: "I made this!" Well, TerryKake, you'd better sue these people for copyright infringement. Update: Karagoogoo questions why someone would be reading CP, and JacobB steps in to defend TK's plagiarism; "If TK said he made it, then he made it" Update 2: Now "Fair use" rather than "Self-made"; which is at least nice since the pictures are pixel-perfectly identical. UPDATE 3: Terry Koeckritz burns the talk page for "lying." MORE: How long until this and this gets burned? FFS: You do not talk about TK's plagiarism. MORE: Here's hoping!
153	Liberals are stunned that the conservative movie 'The King's Speech' defeated the movie promoting the liberal Facebook ...Sometimes these WIGOs just write themselves
153	And yea, at that precise moment did all doubt leave the disciples that the Conservative Bible Project was anything other than a pointless blog designed to reinforce the views of its creator.
153	Andy dances on yet another grave. It's been a busy ol' weekend for him.
152	Balls
152	Balls
151	Andy thinks that some country began as a rebellion against liberalism in England. What? What country is he talking about? Certainly not the United States of America.
150	Andy uses a tragic shooting at a US military recruiting office as a disgusting (not to mention baseless) excuse to take a potshot at liberals. User: That's inappropriate. Andy: Nuh uh! And you're a liberal! Users: Srsly. Your accusations don't hold much water. Andy: Nuh uh! You're trying to censor me! User: But it's all over the media. Where's the liberal silence? Troll King: Whoa! Conservatives don't have to back up ridiculous assertations. And then he blocks both questioners.Update CodyH asks Andy to wait until the facts come in before bashing the liberals. Andy uses his very own Quote Generator and discovers a new Myth!. CodyH counters, "Andy this is patently absurd" but meets resistance, "Fuck you bitch, learn the TRUTH!
150	A researcher discovers a striking new axiom of Andy math: one person equals twenty people, so the March for Life reached five million people.
150	We don't normally say things like "Andy has become unhinged" or "Andy has really gone off the deep end this time", because we all know that. But you have to see this to believe it! George Washington a saint? Of the church of Satan? This is not the work of some vandal or parodist. This is Andy himself.
150	Andy continuing his anti-feminist rhetoric: Geraldine Ferraro has died. The feminist advocate for the so-called "Equal Rights Amendment" supported identical treatment of men, women, boys and girls. Perish the thought!
150	Somehow, we don't think this will help the "pro-life" movement
150	The Rob v. Ken showdown heats up as Ken runs to Mommy Andy and tells him that Rob is "at heart an unstable egotist" and a "useful idiot" for an "atheist website"img. What website is he talking about? Update Ken's paranoia ramps up a notch as he accuses RationalWiki of converting RobS to atheismimg
150	Andy: Many stumble on the issue of whether the selection of terms is perfectly random. The selection of terms need not be random to conclude that a doubling by century intrinsically exists. Think about why. August: Because you have invented a new kind of statistics?
149	A bunch of know-nothing scientists discovering "something" is clearly not front page newsimg. The Holy Grail of evolution you say? More like an elaborate hoaximg by those socialist Swedes! Andy Sez - "its just a scam!"img ANDY UPDATE: You don't need more than a grade school education to understand evolutionary biology, and by the way, did you know Richard Dawkins isn't a professor?img
149	"It was intended that when Newspeak had been adopted once and for all and Oldspeak forgotten, a heretical thought—that is, a thought diverging from the principles of Ingsoc—should be literally unthinkable, at least so far as thought is dependent on words."
148	Fashion designer guy kills himself three days after his mother dies, but it's down to him being gay. Way to exploit the depression of others to your own political ends, Andy. You tit.
148	Ken launches a stinging attack:"Rationalwiki lacks machismo!!"img Later... "Hahaha I showed them! I also notice they made no mention of refuting my homosexuality..."img(Which someone with real machismo would certainly do....)
148	Balls
148	Andy kills two birds with one stone. Apparently, the Sun being rounder than previously thought counts both as a counterexample to relativity (because he says so) and an example of Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge (yes, he is actually giving credit to the Bible for describing the Sun as round).
148	Biblical political foreknowledge: The Bible predicted the Vice-Presidential debate.
146	Andy: "The healing powers of Jesus happened instantly, which means they traveled faster than light, disproving relativity." - Frank: "Jesus was performing a miracle. They violate reality pretty much by definition" - Andy: "The works done by Jesus were merely signs and not miracles. And signs are simply disclosures of reality." - Frank: "Scholars, the Bible, your Bible and your encyclopedia disagree with you." - Andy: "I see you did your research, and I wish you would stop doing that. Can't you make up your facts like I do?"
146	The heart-felt letter from the mother of a victim of conservative homophobia may be a copy-and-paste job, but Karajerk's response is not: "You are a hate-filled bigot who sides with everything God is against". Way to show some Christian Love, you sack of shit.
146	Enabled women to see, required women to see, Andy shows he isn't one to quibble over those little differences. Late update: saying the spill is 'like an epidemic' really means you think it is an epidemic.
146	Andy makes silly Conservapedia even sillier and takes it further away from being a silly encyclopedia with his silly new article: the ever-so-silly Golden Globes, taking place in the silly Beverly Hills.
146	Andy (exact quote): "The colorful beauty in autumn foliage cannot be appreciated by things that cannot see, such as trees as well as most mammals. The theory of evolution cannot explain it, and indeed denies that it could exist. Yet it does."
146	Balls
146	Andy apparently worships a trickster deity who amuses himself by turning off the lights at the Super Bowl and burying King Richard III's bones under a parking lot.
145	Shameless: 92 people are dead and Andrew Schlafly wants to use this to shoehorn in yet another "lamestream media" pun.
145	USER:Conservative disagrees with Andy re: "YMCA." Let the hilarity begin.
145	It begins: The Andy-approved Languages ranked by conservatism.
144	As CP struggles to cope with a DDoS attack, Andy posts his revenge fantasy a news story on the main page.
144	A gay teen is tragically gunned down in a school shooting, and it's the schools fault, for not making him straight
143	Behold Andrew Schlafly's latest masterpiece: schools named after Ronald Reagan that don't exist
142	Andy: "The Beatles were experts, yet no song they produced was as good or as appreciated as the one-hit wonders." Nuff said.
142	Andy: The ratings for potential Republican Presidential candidate and birther Donald Trump's The Apprentice are down; therefore liberals watch too much TV.
141	Dear Andy. I was sorry to hear that I have died yet again (The presidents of Brazil and Argentina say "hi" by the way!). I was relieved to see you on the Colbert Report last year, up to then, having never seen you in public I was entirely unaware you even existed! And as for the US intelligence reports, I promise to drop dead the moment they find those WMDs. Your friend, Fidel xx
141	Holy. Shitimg. Andy's deep ridden misogyny on display for the world. UPDATE: Our heroine, Li'l Bethany, weighs inimg. Andy's response: That's cute, now why don't you run along and bake us some cupcakes?img UPDATE: There's a good girl.img Now, you've learned something. UPDATE: Point takenimg. But is Andy considering adding a physical component to the history test?
141	Well, at least he didn't call us fat.
141	Andy Schlafly: Early voting infringes on the right not to vote.
140	Atheists are white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds. A perfect quote for the main page of an encyclopedia from a white, unmarried, socially-challenged nerd.
140	Ed: "By definition, any theory whose backers continue to defend it, no matter what counter-evidence is presented, is pseudoscience. A real scientific theory, on the other hand, is capable of being disproved."
140	Karajou asks the burning question: Did Barack Obama have a hand in creating the chaos in Egypt? No. No he didn't. You idiot. Update: Oh, dear; we must issue a retraction. It is now an encyclopaedic fact (attested by that paragon of reason, Dr. Michael Savage) that Obama did have a hand in it, in order to cede the power of the Judaeo-Christian west to Islamic tyrants.
140	Hey Schlafly, wtf is wrong with a woman having a career and not being a stay-at-home mom?img
140	SharonW: "Let's make the blocking policy more democratic and transparent, and stop people from inserting pure gibberish in our project." Ken: "I'm against dialogue, but if we have to have it, I want my enemies excluded from that committee!" Ed: "I see no evil, I hear no evil, I speak no evil, I do no evil. Thus the problem doesn't exist."
140	Andy on one of his "counterexamples to evolution": "Male and female versions of species must evolve separately, yet at the same time, and in a complementary manner. It's like lightening [sic] striking twice at the same place, at the same time of day, etc. Doesn't happen."
140	...As opposed to Andy's policy of never giving a grade of less than 8/10
140	"Jesus would never be given tenure no matter how much he walked on water." Probably because "walking on water" isn't a subject.
138	If you've ever won a Pulitzer prize you can't possibly be a conservative.
137	What's a better way to say "damsel"? When translating the Bible from English to worse English? Bimbo!
137	Karajou just doesn't understand the whole 'burden of proof' thing. "You must scour the area once known as the Kingdom of Urartu and show that Noah's ark didn't exist before you carry on with your opinion in this website." We are still waiting for the bible-thumpers to disprove the FSM.
137	And so the fun begins...Andy is on a mission to redefine the term 'landslide' UP THE DATE: Despite the lack of overall majority, it's still a landslide.
137	Jpatt: Seems those pesky faster-than-light neutrinos are back again. Andy: Let's make the headline about me! ME! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Oh, and those dumb liberals...
137	Andy takes his misunderstanding of physics to a whole new level: "uncertainty principle: an underlying chaos (uncertainty) at the atomic level in the physical world after the Fall of man, which renders a perpetual motion machine and life beyond 120 years impossible".
136	Andy's head must be about to explode. That liberal socialist Tony Blair is defending religion? And the fact that Hitchens' cancer is not in any way relevant to the discussion shows what a pathetic scumbag Schlafly is.
136	We have a new uber-parodist! And his name is W<ahem>Poe. Adding fundamentalist wingnuttery to places we heretofore didn't believe possible. His "theobaric" explanation for the origin of oil is particularly charming.
136	Having had enough, Rob announces here he's taking time off CPimg (and calls Karajou "a piece of shit"img "worthless little cocksucker"img ), thus making Ken and Angry Bear the winners of the Great CP Flame War of '11. Let the Reign of Manchild and Mallcop begin!
136	According to Andy, the 2012 French Open Finals weren't suspended because of rain, but because of a liberal umpireimg intervening to prevent conservative Novak Djokovicimg from winning.
136	AugustO: If 'Fourth of July' is an example of secularized language why then did the prophet Ronald Reagan, peace be upon him, use it? Andy: Maybe he wouldn't have if Conservapedia's entry existed back then!
135	An 11-yr-old accidentally kills his 9-yr-old brother in an argument over a video game gone tragic because of an unattended shotgun in the home. Since their parents obviously cannot be criticized for leaving a gun within reach of children, it is branded "Another tragedy from unattended video game playing."
135	After Andy gives carte blanche for parodists to post stupid 'essays' his blessings to Ken's scholarly efforts, TeacherEd reveals his latest work. Look familiar, anyone? Update: other parodists contributors get in on the act! But Ken, wanting to be the sole producer of such quality work, deletes it and blocks the perpetrator.
135	'The UN will never agree to this'...posted several hours after the UN agreed to it
135	Silly liberals, taking precautions before the storm hits. COGNITIVE DISSONANCE UPDATE: Silly liberals won't heed precautionary advice
135	Behold: the Schlafly-approved Conservative Dictionary Project. George Orwell facepalms in his grave. Update: Andy announces the birth to the world... and still nobody's fixed the glaring spelling mistake. Just another day on CP.
135	And this week on Dancing On Graves: Young athlete dies because of an undiagnosed heart disease that could have killed him pretty much at any time. But he was last seen playing video games, so...
135	Pluto was formed out of detritus from the Biblical flood, when "much of the water escaped into space, and carried much rock and mud, and many trees and shrubs, with it. (It might also have carried some animal carcasses, though that would prove difficult to show.)" WARNING: Links to Mad Eyed Terry's website.
134	TK: "I took the time to carefully upload this image so it's my Own Work". Joaquín Martínez: (of all people!) Well... it's actually sourced from Wiki Commons. TK: It's MINE, I tell you!!! ALL MINE!!! TK Hmm... you might have a point. JM: Don't try to play cute with me.
134	Andy: I bet newspapers prefer "Christian" to "Christ" (because they can totally be used interchangeably). It's a diluted term preferred more by atheists. Well, guess who's a secret atheist? 1 23
134	Andy responds to Aurora killings by honoring Norwegian murderer Anders Breivik, the only person to call his victims' summer experience "indoctrination camp."
133	The great redefinition quest continues: if Andy doesn't laugh at pre-Jesus comedy, it wasn't intended to be comedy at allimg UPDATE Andy sez "Satire is not humour"img
133	Imagine being 12 years old and told, "you're unnatural and immoral and your god hates you"
133	You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of Andy's mind; a journey into a mysterious land where The Officeimg and <capture>The Six Million Dollar Manimg are among the Greatest Conservative TV Showsimg. That's the signpost up ahead — your next stop, the Twilight Zoneimg .
133	Andy: Laugh tracks make people stupid and are liberal.img It's just "self-evident."img
133	How things get done: Um, Andy, helloimg? Helloimg? HELLOimg?! Andy's reply to all this madness? Thanks for archiving!img
133	The influence of Grand Theft Auto V is so insidiously evil that it is permeating backwards in time!img
133	Andy: "The purported proof of Fermat's Last Theorem would be an example of liberal math."
132	Ed there ain't no censorship on CP Poor serves up a big dose of censorship after declaring that calling someone out on their quote mining constitutes liberal name-calling.
132	Stupid atheists are wasting time and money searching for a Grand Unified Theory of physics even though Andy's bizarre, nonsensical interpretation of an Iron Age text Genesis says that's impossible. Biblical scientific foreknowledge FTW!
132	Andy unwittingly cites a gay newspaper. UPDATE: Ooops...let's change that.
131	Hey Rob? We understand why you need the picture of mass graves for the Communism article. But what's with the file's title?. Rob? Oh. (NSFW)
131	*cough* andrewschlafly *cough*
131	A certain public service is now to be financed more by those who use it and less by taxpayers. Andy, for some reason or other, pronounces this measure a "liberal gimmick from la-la land."
131	Andy on wisdom teeth: "Wisdom teeth are removed for aesthetic purposes because they make the front teeth look crooked on televisionimg
130	Andy: "I don't think anyone denies that all of the inhabitable earth has been flooded."
130	Yay! No more bookstores in Laredo! "Most books (other than the Bible) are liberal claptrap anyway, so this is probably good news"
130	Happy Valentine's Day good cheer to you too, Andy.
130	The latest installment in Andy's continuing attempt to divide everything in existence into 'conservative' or 'liberal'.
130	Koward wonders how Obama's moderate presidency will end in a mountain of skulls, just like Pol Pot. Where will Obama hide two million skulls? Perhaps he opened up the FEMA concentration camps without anyone noticing.
130	Andy's firmly aboard the birther bandwagon and accuses the nasty, liberal Christian Science Monitor of playing the race card. Oh and some non-sequitur about David Letterman.
130	"Allah" is an English term distinct from "God" or "god". There is nothing to translate term "Allah" to in English; it is English.
130	Andy on the speed of light: "You(sic) comments like 'distances were measured in ... light-years, and that only makes sense if the speed is constant,' is a political statement, not a scientific one."img
130	Article: MSNBC is losing viewers, probably to Current TV. Andy: MSNBC is losing viewers to Conservapedia!
130	Andy: Democrats pathetically resort to unanimous opposition to Mitt Romney to win the election.
129	Uh-oh: The Schlafly brothers are at it again! Andy: Galaxies colliding is atheism, not science. Roger: Are you serious? Andy: Yes. It's not science's job to predict things. Moare: Andy suddenly decides that information he recently called "unsupported, implausible, atheistic liberal junk" isn't so bad after all (as long as you don't use the word "billions").
129	Why show compassion and donate for Oklahoma's tornado victims, when the better suggestion is to just pray?
129	DavidB4 develops detailed instructions on how to make CP the search engine on your browser. I fear for the youth of America.
128	Jessica walks a dangerous path.img Update: Revertedimg by TK (duh), but will there be a nasty remark, too? Hmmm: Jessica strikes backimg with a slimmed-down version of her edit. In a shocking turn of events, TK re-adds what Jessica (and anybodyimg else) removed and then some, and backhandedly accuses her of liberalismimg. Finale Andy strips her of her rights.img
128	Conservapedia examines the nature of absolute claims! User: It's a myth that atheists have built zero hospitals, here's an example. Andy: I doubt your isolated claim and do not care to Google it, thus there is no denying that atheists are uncharitable. User: OK, here are some cites. TK: Singular examples (sic) do not disprove Andy's claim. Ed Poor: Even if you discover an exception, Andy's still right. But of course a single counterexample disproves evolution, right Andy? UPDATE: Terry Koeckritz: "Those who come here to argue and debate us will find their visit short" (read: fuck off).
128	Andy's new double standard: Why don't liberals criticize the Great Wall of China?
128	Andy: Assuming that radioactive decay rates have been constant since time began is illogical! Andy 14 minutes later: The extinction rate is implausibly high. Therefore, extrapolating backwards...
128	Andy: 'Dumpster diving', rummaging through garbage for food, is a conservative termimg. And remember, Jesus says not to wash your hands before you eatimg what you find!
128	In CP's world, liberals don't support abortion because of "choice," but because they actually enjoy killing unborn babies.
127	BMcP: Why do Christians have to create alternatives to Twitter if they are not censored there? Andy: BMcP, you must support censoring classroom prayer.
127	Andy: In restrospect, the Conservative Bible Project may have been a misguided ideaimg
127	Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison were glamorized by wikipedia
127	If the pictures weren't in the Bible, they don't need to be on Conservapedia. Except if they show short and/or obese atheists, of course.
127	Andy proves Conservapedia is not part of the hearsay society by putting the following quote by a classmate of James Holmes in big letters on the CP main page: "James was obsessed with computer games and was always playing role-playing games. I can’t remember which one but it was something like World of Warcraft ...." Such damning evidence! Might as well treat as a fact .
126	This just in! Americans are souring on Obama's Afghanistan war.
126	I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Andy's translation of the Bible matches his personal agenda perfectly.
126	Earlier Andy: "Conservative terms, expressing conservative insights, originate at a faster rate, and with much higher quality, than liberal terms. This implies a conservative future and a correlation between conservatism and truth." Current Andy: "Compare Civil War letters to today; it's clear people are becoming less intelligent."
126	Andyimg (exact quote): "Liberals already teach that Newtonian mechanics is fundamentally incorrect, so there is little reason to add to that (often false) criticism. In contrast, liberals insist that Relativity must be true and they punish anyone who dares claim otherwise. "
126	No, Andy. No there isn't.
126	Andy gets absolutely, definitively, positively pwned by AugustO over his statement in the history class that the Congress of Vienna was a meeting of 6 nations. Which six nations did you have in mind? After Andy's day-long Libya freeze, AugustO lays out the five major nations. Finally Andy, without naming the six, says that this is "a level of trivia that can become a distraction at some point."
126	A multiple choice question which provides four out of four wrong answers? Andy: No problem, only three answers are clearly wrong. Good to know.
126	Andy's crazy quotient goes off the charts is normal -- apparently, NFL results affect the outcome of presidential elections.
126	Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day. A day to celebrate the peaceful life of a man committed to Jesus. Also, it's a day for liberals to play the race card.
125	Riots and death in Libya, Egypt overthrows its own government: gossipy, overly hyped and not "real" news JDW returns: "By your logic, Andy, the Deceleration of Independence was over-hypedAndy: "The Egyptians haven't displayed a commitment to religious, political and economic freedom" WTF, Andy?
125	Someone doesn't like rock music ... or PhDs
125	Andy: A remarkable insight! Liberalness is creeping in linearly, but conservative word growth is geometricimg. Hence, conservatism will win in the end. This simplistic graphimg cannot lie. UPDATE: User: There's a whole lot of problem with this. And what predictions does this graph make?img. Jcw: It predicts conservatism will go off to infinity and be "something quite outside our experience".img Andy: Well...uh... no one "had a problem with Al Gore trying to predict the weather".img User: @Andy Do you mean 'climate'? And yes people did. @Jcw WTF?img Andy: Here's what infinite conservatism might look like.img
125	Letters pour into the Newark Star-Ledger criticizing its smear piece about Conservapedia!. Among the criticisms: "... [S]he took an extreme example to try to prejudice your readership against all of us. ... What I will not tolerate was her use of the inflammatory comments made by the subject of the article and his ignorant students about Islam. I don’t know a single home schooling family that views Islam this way." (emphasis added)
125	...then an irony singularity was formed.
125	With no sense of irony, Andy accuses Wikipedia's editors of displaying "self-centered belief systems and behavior."
124	Andy's Insane Conservative Bible Project worms its way up to the Digg Top Ten! Conservapedia's sudden popularity causes a temporary breakdown. UPDATE: The liberal radio talk show, The Young Turks also talks about CP's project. UPDATE:The Huffington Post and USNews join the party! UPDATE: The New Republic, Harper's Boing Boing and NYDailyNews pick up the story! And many more!
124	5th Aug: liberal revisionism is responsible for the credit given to crappy Brit mathematicians. 17th Aug: liberal censorship will not stop the ConservaMath Medal recognising the deserved achievements of an English mathematician. Two weeks is a long time in the heady world of cutting-edge mathematical research Update, 19th: confirmed! the meritorious picks (Americans, Brits) were indeed passed over by the liberal elites.
124	User: Hey Andy, d'you reckon this article was written by a parodist? Andy: Perhaps this nonsensical comment using the word "liberals" will answer your question?
124	Andy waxes delusional over proposals to expand school choice in Florida: "How about public schoolers taking classes on Conservapedia?" How about the state's Blaine amendment?
124	Andy's sophisticated theology compares the nature of free will and the existence of evil to sports:"If God were to destroy Satan, then that would require ending free will, and then this world ceases to be of interest. It would become akin to a sports league where one's favorite team won every game. That's no sports league at all."
124	Andy, July 25th: Athlete sent home from politically correct Olympics for racist tweets? BOOOOO! Luckily the USA has freedom of speech!" Karajou, Aug 3rd: "Man gets fired for ranting against Chick-fil-A. OUTSTANDING!!"
124	"Quantum mechanics disproves the theory of relativity"
123	Ken: "Gentlemen, my work is done here!" RobS backs away slowly, keeping his hands in plain sight.
121	Andy takes on the Catholic church, part deux: When the Church does something I don't like, it's because the liburls made the Pope do it! UPDATE As Andy gets his ass handed to him, TK steps in to protect Dear Leader with censorship and banhammer. GOAT: Andy redefines Papal powers so Andy cannot be wrong. MOAR! Andy: Burn the heretics! Acolyte: Er, srsly? Andy: Yes! Open your mind! Acolyte: Thanks! Now where's my lighter?
121	Andy fails to see any difference between Norway and Sweden (or between a parliament and an academy of science).
121	Ken just can't stay away and Hitler makes a triumphant return to mainpageleft! Andy: "Oh dear. Where can I hide this without offending Ken?"
121	Gentlemen. Are we absolutely certain Schlafly isn't a parodist?
121	TerryH engages in a little bit of cryptozoology. DouglasA says "show a little class.. Andy sides with the living dinosaur.
121	Ken: The effects of the Question evolution! campaign will be devastating to evolutionary belief and atheism. RonLar: Really? Ken: Have to go! Someone is deleting my edits! I don't want to play any longer! RonLar: Wow, that's not nice. But wait: Isn't that someone you?
121	Finally, Andy introduces faster-than-light neutrinos as a 37th counterexample to relativity.img
121	You heard the rumblings of it before, and you wanted to learn more...and now Andy obliges! Move over, ESPN, ace sportcaster Andy is here to tell us what sports are and are not "Joke Sports". Bonus points if you can spot the blatant sexism.
120	Muscle cars are conservative and give "highly efficient performance", whilst also celebrating masculine style against erosion by feminism.
120	In AndyLand cutting grants for poorer students is worthy of celebration
120	Ken: "I have so much support! So much support! Anything is possible with my limitless support!" Rob: *clears throat* Ken: "Oh. Um. BRB."
120	This article is lightweight and haphazard. I'm going to delete it if no one helps me fix it up. Better to have nothing, than something this lame. --Ed Poor Talk 15:35, 16 August 2011 (EDT)
120	Hell freezes over. Andy: "You're right, and you make the point well... Britain has done remarkably well in the past week, and some of its gold medals (e.g., Andy Murray in tennis) were nothing short of spectacular. Conservatives accept the real facts, even when (in this case) it is contrary to American bravado."
120	Andy's arguments against Einstein's theory of relativity are undermined by his inability to understand basic science or even simple unit conversions.
120	Olympic-grade flip-flopping from Andy: Andy 2012: "...less self-centered Ryan Lochte wins gold, while media-promoted Michael Phelps fails to win a medal." Andy 2016: Ryan Lochte, a favorite of liberals, is indicted in Brazil for smearing the country with a false report after he misbehaved himself.
119	Andy can't decide whether "polar coordinates" is a liberal or conservative term.....seriously.
119	Andy creates his very own WIGO!img
119	Andy, in full-on douchebag mode, blames Spain's unemployment on... gay marriage. Makes perfect sense.
119	Andy Schlafly: Some atheists actually think God exists. Note: the term Andy is looking for is misotheism.
119	According to Andy, A.M. is a "best new conservative word," because "the popularity of A.D. could have led to the popularity of A.M. No word yet on nasty, liberal P.M. Update Looking for the next layer of conservative words and every one of them needs to be as special as A.Mimg...which isn't actually a word.
119	Andy: The RINOs cancel the first 36 hours of the GOP convention, because they cave into media bullying. Hurricane Isaac has nothing to do with it. His own source: "Republicans have postponed their national convention in Tampa at least a day because of concerns about Tropical Storm Isaac."
119	Andy:"Black holes are a sacred cow of atheistic science."
118	CPAdmin1 resigns in epic fashionimg. Update TK, on the other hand, resolves to continue being a pettyimg thugimg. More: TK and Andy hideimg the evidence.img And: no more user rightsimg or old user name.img More: Commentimg at your own peril!img
118	Andy: Baseball player Cal Ripken's hair started to turn gray in his mid 30's. This is proof of a young Earth.
118	Elizabeth Edwards dies and Andy dances on her graveimg
118	HSMom: "Can anyone provide any references for this entirely unreferenced science article"? DouglasA: Do not dare to ask for science references! In fact, no-one must ever ask the question again!
118	Conservapedia discovers the location of "La-la land"! Who's the master parodist that managed to sneak this gem in? Oh.
118	Lenski 2: Electric Boogaloo
118	Senseless tragedy at Virginia Tech? Must be atheism!
118	And with zero percent of the precincts reporting, at 10:47 AM on 11 December, 2011, Conservapedia predicts that the winner of the presidential election is Newt Gingrich. There is even an impossible conservative wet-dream team lined up, including Sarah Palin as Secretary of State. UPDATE: There's also a <capture>list of when the other candidates will pull out, and who'll they'll support.
118	How much crazy can you cram into one headline? Andy crows that Cuba's finally admitted Castro's dead, all because Obama would otherwise have to tell Trump that Andy was right all along.
117	Conservapedia's War on Soccer continues as Andy restores deletion associating the sport with (gasp) Socialism and Hollywood Values!!!!!
116	New user: "BARACK OBAMA IS A MARXIST BORN IN KENYA!" "HARRY REID IS A LYING, CHEATING SOCIALIST!" "CHRIS MATTHEWS SUCKS OBAMA'S COCK!" JPratt: Everything you say is Conservative! Oy vey.
116	Mere words cannot describe such stupidity
116	Ed: "I don't recall Galileo ever claiming CONSTANT acceleration for falling bodies: rather, that their speed kept increasing with time"
116	Andy: I'm Conservapedia proven right! CP predicted "Palin not being the Republican nominee, after seeing how Facebook lost out in the Academy Awards" [yes, that's a quote]. CP also predicted that these Conservative Rocks will keep away tigers. Do you see any tigers? Bonus: Palin still listed at CP as potential Republican nominee.
116	Balls
116	So we can either know where the GPS satellite is, or how fast it's moving, but not both? Response: That's odd. I'm going to need a reference. Andy: It just makes sense
116	Andy: We've always been at war with Eurasia loved Mitt Romney.
116	Conservapedia does not mix hearsay with citations to legitimate factual content, says the man who cites dinner conversations. Although, in fairness to Andy, CP:Lemon test contains no factual citations
116	Andy: Obama's second inauguration is idolatry!img AugustO: But Reagan...img Andy: That's okay 'cause it's Reagan!img
115	User: The radioactive decay rate of uranium-238 can't vary. Andy: Then uranium-238 must only exist in your closed lib-burr-rul mind. UPDATE: Addison throws down the gauntlet. UPDATE: Andy pulls out that old blackjack, the Second Law of Thermodynamics. MOAR: Because perpetual motion machines are impossible, radioactive decay rates can't be constant! UPDATE: A user injects a few too many big words into the talk, and is promptly burned and blocked by TK.
115	Another counterexample to evolution: We have the perfect number of teeth to fit our mouths. Wisdom teeth, you say? There are no wisdom teeth. And don't mess with Andy's "autumn foliage" line!
115	Conservapedia, in a nutshell: User: Facts! Andy: Rant! TK: Bye!
115	More obvious trolling from obvious TrollKing: soccer is now a socialist sport because ... because you can't use your hands. It's also the only sport in the world for which mobs trash private property when their team loses - which at least makes sense compared to American sport fans trashing private property when they win. Update: When called on this insanity, Andy and TK double down. There is no comment we could make on this or this that would do them justice.
115	Andy: "The English are notoriously bad at mathematics" Victim: Please Sir, what about Newton?" Andy: "Silence peon. Newton doesn't count because he's pre-modern and pre-Britain. Oh yes, and Babbage, Alan Turing, Bertrand Russell, Roger Penrose and Andrew Wiles "don't even come close to being great mathematicians."The Rest: See the madness for yourself.
115	Andy, in his eagerness to slam public schools, is forced to speak ill of Sarah Palin. Update: WillS removes Andy's "liberal slur". And is... thanked?
115	JPratt (Oct): In typical liberal fashion, attendees were bussed in to the One Nation rally. Andy (Jan): In 2009, Conservapedia sent one full bus to the March for Life rally, and in 2010 we're sending two buses!
115	Ed Poor: I want to do this, but I don't want to impact things too much, so I'll wait. DerekE (joined CP October 2009): Just an idea, but you can actually do it this or this way without it impacting at all, really. Ed: How dare a NEW USER give ME advice?!?!?!?!? *reverts* Then: What do you mean by these remarks that are over a year old? Are you some kinda pinko commie, huh???? UPDATE: Ken: I don't understand redirects either.
115	Andy is on to Obama as he tries to impose freedom of speech like a liberal on that bastion of conservatism known as Russia.
115	Balls
115	The best of the public knows better than the GOP consultants: Romney lost because of early voting!
114	Well-known internet user and intellectual heavyweight Ken applies his famous brain to one of the most important questions of our time - "Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?"img Update Someone points out <capture>Ken's complete crap to Andyimg. Ken responds, explaining that any gentleman failing to grasp the nuance and humor of his essay must surely not be true conservative! Meds kick-in, and Ken's response is subsequently oversighted. Hooray! Still 0 in (diagnosed) mental health problems.
114	Andy wastes the time of yet another expert.
114	Oi! Smeg Ed! Which dictionary definition of "gentleman" are you using exactly?
114	Mr DeMyer, the reason DebbieT can't respond to your obfuscation is not that the "cat has gotten her tongue", rather that she's blocked for five years, you cretinous, deceitful moron.
114	The "Trustworthy Encyclopedia" endorses "A free press for a free people". Shame the feeling isn't mutual.
114	Marco Rubio doesn't fit CP's definition of a natural-born citizen? Say it ain't so! Andy: Don't say it.
114	Andy on May 27th: "Television is losing its relevancy, as people flock to Conservapedia for content. Only content-less TV shows like the Super Bowl and American Idol are holding their TV audience." Andy today: "Record-breaking ratings for GOP debate last night: a 400% increase in viewership!"
114	Something is 6000 years old. Therefore, everything is 6000 years old
113	Ken: "Andy likes this picture so no one is allowed to remove it." Four minutes later . . . Andy: "Lets replace Ken's picture with one of my own." Ken: "I didn't say nothing"img
113	Andy: Conservapedia users don't have insecurity issues, low self esteem, or narcissism...hahahahahaha
113	Andy catches a case of Bieber fever.
112	Comparing the eleven starting positions in football "soccer" against each other, the US may have a better player in one of them. That makes England the underdogs! The only logical conclusion is that this is the result of rampant atheism. UPDATE Apparently, "soccer" isn't really a sport suited to TV. Tell that to the 715 million people who watched the 2006 World Cup final, Andy
112	Who needs a Nobel Prize or a Fields Medal when you can be the proud recipient of the Conservapedia Prize ConservaMath Medal?
112	Remember the shit-storm when Terry Koeckritz plagiarised the UCLA article? Well, at least now there's nobody left to call him out, as he does the same for the University of Nevada. UPDATE: It looks as though we hurt his sensitive feelings. He is on a rampage. Oh, Terry, you're so cute when you're angry! MORE: "This definition of plagiarism makes me look bad, so I'm going to delete it and write one that allows me to copy/paste articles."
112	JPatt thinks Leeds is a lovely town, really.
112	It's pretty cold right now in an area covering a few states of the US, so clearly that's evidence the Earth's not warming in an overall sense.
112	Andy observes events and data with an open mind: "Snowfall is correlated with cold weather, and much snowfall is a counterexample to the liberal claim of dangerous global warming.
112	Andy the book-burner educator once again celebrates bookstore closings.
112	President Obama supports SOPA, as evidenced by the fact that he says he opposes it. Also, the Wikipedia blackout is meant to "punish users" rather than protest SOPA, because the lib-burr-ruls at Wikipedia would never go against Obama like that.
112	Andy tells usimg that SOPA is now being pushed through the Democrat-infested Senate, not the GOP-controlled House. Another lesson from the Trusworthy Encyclopedia.
112	It turns out that the Colorado shooter wasn't an atheist but actually "heavily involved in his local Presbyterian church." Oops! But don't worry, they'll still find a way to blame liberals!
112	Karajou quietly protects the page Counterexamples to evolution, after a user repetitively faults his logic and him rage-quitting a discussion on the talk page. Apparently one user striking out one point once (guess who reverts it) and telling others to discuss it on the talk page if they have a problem is "edit warring".
111	Andy: I won't discuss these allegationsimg until you insult liberals first.
111	A new Andy Insight™!
111	The Rally to Restore Sanity didn't quite get its message across to everyone...
111	Andy: Notable lamestream media figures are desperately trying to marginalize criticism of Barack Obama by not being birthers. Who are these dirty liberals? Michele Bachmann and Eric Cantor.
111	Andy, just put on a sweater, for God's sake!
111	""Where did the ice in my freezer come from? :) Answer me that, Mr. Science!"
111	Andy: "I think some liberals promote and defend video games because of how they lead to ignorance, which results in more votes for Democrats -- similar to how liberals are just fine with millions not being able to read." This, from the man that celebrates when libraries close.
110	Hsmom politely asksimg for a cite about Biden's liquor-induced state which turns TK nasty.img You're next Hsmom. UPDATE: RJJensen plays with fireimg and TK promptly revertsimg. UPDATE Part II: GaryJ cites information that Biden doesen't drink.img TK saysimg Gary's point is invalid because he is a "deceitful Euro troll coward".img Update III: TK: "In a Grand Gesture of Unity, I'll change this unprovable fact to make it un-disprovable!"img
110	Richard Dawkins says God is "unjust", "unforgiving" and a "bully". Andy: God will punish him for this insult!
110	Andy's latest what-the-fuckery: "England is not really very English: In parts of inner-London, the schoolchildren who not speak English as their first language now exceed three-quarters. In its entire nation, including all the rural areas, one-sixth of schoolchildren do no speak English as their first language." UPDATE: ther, I fixd iT
110	Those darn atheists have been busy. As well as 13,000 McDonalds, it seems atheists are responsible for building 300,000 churches too.
110	Andy: 'you'd have to be pretty stupid to make such an elementary spelling mistake'...but even more stupid to promote said mistake in a student's homework to the status of 'model answer'? Bonus pedantry: Never mind, Andy, that Krugman's non-hyphenated usage of a compound adjective is absolutely correct in this case.
110	The wise one hath spoketh: "There were more atheists (or Bible deniers) in 1859 than there are today. Darwin, for example."
110	Only Ken could take Birtherism to new levels of stupidity: "Does Barack Obama's birth certificate declare him to be an atheist or have "no religion"? Did Obama spend close to a million dollars in legal fees to keep his birth certificate private because it declares him to be an atheist or to have no religion?"
110	Andy: Obama isn't invited to the royal wedding, probably because of his rudeness towards the Brits. Source: Obama isn't invited to the royal wedding because of the security costs of protecting the president.
110	Andy: "Awesome news for those of us who care about Family Values, folks! You can now kill teh gayz and don't have to worry about doing no time in pokey!"
110	Andy: "the Dems did OK" what with their President and the Senate, but "everywhere else, conservatives routed the liberals", presumably in those other 8-12 branches of government, or something.
109	Wuhao1911 is the latest parodist to give up the goat
109	Brian Cox just twitterdotted conservapedia. Look! Big Science is paying attention to us! Reddit then picked up the story. That is why there are so many server errors. UPDATE: PZ weighs in: "Andy Schlafly is a real boon to us Gnu Atheists who argue that religion rots your brain.".
109	Forget the cat, we're talking Schrödinger's wine, baby! (spoiler: it's only grape juice)
109	Andy: Comparing someone to Hitler is liberal claptrap!
109	In the Good Old Days, summer was a welcome respite from Andy's anecdotal global warming counterexamples. No such luck this year. Update: Global warming meet your matchimg ...a four-bullet listimg of snowstorms and temperatures with two references and an anecdote. Earth...you been served!
109	Jpratt is outraged... OUTRAGED... that an atheist liberal on Wikipedia would delete an article entitled "Obama eats dogs". And they have the audacity to keep the article on Romney's dog, Seamus!
109	I'll see your parody and raise you my insanity. Oh, Schlafly, you spoil us.
109	Now it is really Kenservapedia: in August 2013, Ken not only was responsible for more than half of all revisions (nearly 2000 out of ca. 3,500), he created more than half of the edits which are still in the database at the end of the month (nearly 1,600 out of 2,700 still accessible edits). Kengratulations!
109	Andy: "Atheistic science is remarkably inept at explaining earthquakes, many of which are not near active faults."<br\> I forget, how successful has religious science been with that?<br\>UPDATE Andy explains what "Atheistic science" is and then creates a new article about it.
109	Roy Moore's sexual misconduct allegations and the 2017 Senate special election in AlabamaAndrew Schlafly, J.D.: Sexual assault of a minor is a "mere misdemeanor." Update 1: The guy who homeschools (ed?) children in a church basement, goes on the record, defending accused pedophile Roy Moore. (27:45 onward in the video). Update 2: "Setback for the liberal media and pro-aborts: Roy Moore leads by 6 points in latest CBS poll, indicating a potential landslide victory as a Conservapedian predicted." ... Wait, what? Doug Jones: 49.7 percent, Roy Moore: 48.6 percent?? ... (update, trim) img — Conservapedia proven right again.
109	Most people who believe in the theory of evolution inevitably have bouts of depression. It may be that the only way to overcome that is to question the false belief system. (FSTDT link)
109	RobS: "I'm so batshit insane I'm going to casually blame Wal-Mart shoppers for the North Korean nuclear threat!" Pokeria1: "Hold my beer..."
109	"Those Google Chromebooks are a dangerous Trojan Horse for leftist politics in education. They also directly steer their users toward the kinds of job assignments a Soviet employment planner might make." (FSTDT link) — TerryH once again proves Poe's Law with a conspiracy-laden postimg about the evils of giving Google Chromebooks students and how it leads to a one-world government.
108	This is just pathetic Andy. Taking advantage of a suicide of a gay wrestler to push your political agenda.
108	TK removes obvious parody - inserted by Aschlafly. It's hard to keep track today, isn't it? Update: TK no longer thinks (and never has thought) that Aschlafly's insight was silly stuff, needing citations...
108	LoganBertram takes on Andy's lack of substantive debate and deals a blow-by-blow attack on Counter Examples to Old Earth giving him the not so simple computer simulations he demanded, refutes carbon dating support for Young Earth, attacks Andy's intuition, shows the moon's meant to move away from the Earth and that the Sun is indeed very old. Wonder how long till he's welcomed? Answer is: Not long.
108	After a new editor asks for help, Ed "Bad Touch" Poor obliges in the only way he knows.
108	Andy's mancrush on Drumpf result in some surprising phrases on the main page: "neocon, feminist Fox News Channel", "pushy feminist Megyn Kelly", "pro-feminist Fox News Channel"
108	The Homosexual Agenda - now causing train wrecks, according to Andy. (see also May 2015 entry)
108	I know that Donald Trump lost his temper with the President of Australia, but does CP have to prove its loyalty to Trump by creating an attack page? Only Cons could bring such sincerety to the task. [ Alternative interpretation: Nothing to do with Trump. Ken likes to troll certain CP members, in this case the Australian Alan E, he is hoping to get a response. ]
107	User: I can detect liberal style using a robot! This way, we'll be able to detect parodists! Andy: BRILLIANT! UPDATE: User creates mathematical formula for liberalism.
107	Free Speech: Andy: "Liberals are censors! Free speech means you can say what you want without retaliation". User: ORLY? Andy: Rly!
107	Andy's knack for mathematical pedagogy on display again, as he adds to cp:Set some insightful examples of sets a bizarre anti-abortion screed.
107	Andrew Schlafly: Public schools need more guns.
107	Uncle Ed watches Starship Troopers and is compelled to write a one-sentence piece about that naughty, always-smiling Denise Richards.
107	Andy and AugustO edit war over whether Andy should take credit for his unique Bible insights
106	Of course the Catholic Church supports war and the death penaltyimg; who you gonna believe: me or some European with a gay-lookin' hat? UPDATE: Gauntlet thrown.img Will Andy pick it up? MOAR: Doctrine? Why, when I use a term, it means whatever I choose to to mean!img HOLY SHIT! Well, the church burned heretics, so the death penalty must be good!img As a bonus, the death penalty is likely to make you repent!!1!!1!
106	Andy thinks that socialist "control, control, control" hampers the production of good athletes. Being challenged on this, he replies, Statistically speaking, I have no idea what I'm talking about. UPDATE After getting smacked around Andy declares victory. UPDATE 2: Andy, seeing his idea soundly falsified, grabs at straws for a save: The Soviet Union doesn't count! It was a COMMUNIST country! UPDATE 3: Andy is back with a vengeance, and will prove his hypothesis with… Spain.img
106	Mega-Genius Ken gives us his most stunning indictment of atheism yet - Proof and evidence that atheism is trueimg. Atheism on the internet has crumbled. Update: Ken follows it up with two more hard-hitting refutations of atheism and a nod to Obama's economic policies.
106	Everybody's favourite maladjusted manchild hauls out the tumbleweed again, because there's no beautiful songs about atheism. User: What about "Imagine", that's beautiful. Ken: "Nuh-huh! Imagine fails to mention that atheists have been the world's biggest mass murders in history..." User: Here's some for you. Karajou: Argh! Facts!Die! Die! Die!"
106	Andy: If it wasn't for God, we would have been hit by an asteroid by now!I think. Even by Andy standards, it makes no sense.
106	Andy has a new organisation to worship, The Alt Right[14]. Tell me you are not a racist now Andy.
105	PJR throwsimg in the towel and decides to make a much-anticipated PJR Wiki. Will Andy beg him to stay, or wave goodbye to another librull?
105	Being a professor of physics at Princeton isn't sufficient: Andy defines what it means to be a physicist.
105	A user gets 8/12 on Andy's atheist-bible-knowledge questionnaire! Andy: "I doubt you're an atheist"... User: "I am, but thanks." Andy: Oh... well then, you must have learned about the Bible before you went to atheistic public school, right? User: no, quite the opposite I'm afraid. Andy FTW: "Yeah.... well.... atheists censor classroom prayer!
105	Andy: "All the doggies prove that the earth is young!". Apparently Andy imagines a time when the wild Yorkies ran free in the jungle before being tamed by man. No Andy, no...
105	That's an unusual dictionary you must have, Mr Schlafly.
105	Andy: Facebook begins to pollute its pages with Wikipedia articles! ...in April. Oh, and don't forget - unlike Conservapedia, there's no ability for users to edit the article! Especially since it's impossible to head on over to the Wikipedia entry and edit it from there, or to click on the glaring "edit" button on the Facebook page itself.
105	Ken's World: Obama is giving welfare cases taxpayer-funded cellphones! Reality: The cell phone subsidy program was created under President George W. Bush, not Obama, and isn't taxpayer funded. Bonus points for diligent scholarship: Gentleman Ken fails to even read his own source.
105	Pavlov would be so proud - Jpatt: "Oldest woman in America doesn't have a birth certificate because- Birth certificate? BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!! OBAMA!!! WHERE IS YOURS???????" (Also, somebody should tell her that she is destined to die within two years.)
105	Yesterday: Those dirty liberals would rather shut down the government than compromise! Today: Look at all of these stubborn affirmative tea-partiers who refused to compromise give in!
105	Bin Laden is dead! In other news: Rob takes four whole edits to communicate a three-word statement. Update: He takes another three edits to communicate utter bullshit.
105	The revolution is spreading! Following Karajou and Iduan breaking with the CP line on Osama bin Laden, a new user comments that Andy and Ken "seem to have little regard for truth, and only want to make all Christians look good and all liberals look bad." Instead of reverting, oversighting and banning, Joaquin steps up to agree! UPDATE: "Librulz are allz a bunch of fat bastards! Hic!", retorts Ken.
105	Schlafly Statistics 101: If something has a 1% chance of happening, then it will never happen. When the odds reach 2%, it is a certainty and one can make a blanket statement like "Fourth of July turns kids into Republicans,"
105	A new Schlafly mystery!img
105	Conservapedia loses all hope and credibility as bestiality makes the mainpage. Well done Ken! Update: Ken himself removes the bit after 5 hours and 48 minutes (making bestiality's moment of triumph 2 hours and 12 minutes shorter than the reign of the Flying Kitty).
105	Another day, another conspiracy theory.
105	Ken: "Andy's so insecure, I can get away with absolutely fucking anything!"
105	Andy posts a scathing criticism of Obama for saying "me" when he meant "I," right above another news item identifying the recent Secret Service prostitution scandal as having taken place in "Columbia."
105	The Ice Age - according to Andy, it's just another liberal myth "to cast doubt on the Flood."
105	Conservative goes on a bizarre two day tirade trashing Britain and linking its shortcomings to Darwinism. Update: Drama over the Red Telephone between RationalWiki and Kenservapedia Cancervapedia Conservapedia.
104	Parodist: I am a pastor, and I will use your conservative Bible to lead my flock. Andy: You will have the honour to be the first of the "not unexpected" many!
104	Ed Poor: Two people fooled by a talking snake were a lot smarter than IQ tests could possibly measureimg.
104	Andy digs up an inspirational story from two years ago, but forgets to do the followup. What's that called again? Due dilligence?
104	Chimps can't get driver's licenses so evolution didn't happen.
103	Clement tells Andy that Canada was a dominion during WWI, not a colony.img Andy calls for backup to prove Clement wrong.img TK declares Andy correct with a quote that explicitly refers to Canada as a dominion.img World History Teacher Andy: "'Dominion' is an obscure term, anyway. It's just another name for 'colony', I bet."img Update: TK back for more Schlafly defenseimg, comparing him to Harvard professors, etc. Andy returns with a protest, comparing himself to God: I may be wrong and my lectures may often be incorrect, but I have been teaching them to impressionable kids for years, which is more than YOU can say.img Trump card. Win.
103	User: Half of users on Wikipedia claiming to be Christians are mocking Christianity. AlexWD: You made up those statistics! Andy: Made up statistics? Those are my favorite kind!
103	That can't be right.
103	Remember the proposed Critical Thinking in Math course? The one which aimed to "encourage adults to keep their minds sharp through mathematics, and fend off mental decline". Professor Schlafly: 39 + 4 = 44
103	This is nice: SamHB asks Ed a question regarding the sorry state of math articles, and Ed actually replies within half an hour. That shows that Conservapedia still values open communication between sysops and lowly editors contributors! ...yeah, right.
103	Deja vu? - User: What's that you say, Andy? May June broke all records for number of unique viewers? How many were there? ...
103	In Schlafly's mind: Michael Phelps is overpromoted and only wins obscure events. In the real world: Michael Phelps is the most successful-ever Olympic sportsman, hugely admired by his fellow competitors and a role model for thousands of young athletes. Update: Irony, thy name is Schlafly!
103	Conservapedia mourns Muhammad Ali, somehow twisting his legacy by saying he defied all the "Experts" and bizarrely ignoring his Muslim faith, a first for Andy.
102	Andy stares from the edge, into the abyss of his own insanity, and leaps over the brink.
102	Schlafly notes with pride that someone thanked CP for teaching her that the first Thanksgiving was to give thanks for the Constitution. Even CP's page says that that Thanksgiving was in 1619 or 1621! Uhhhh, when was the Constitution written?
102	Conservapedia acknowledges two depressing facts.
102	Andy: "There are no counterexamples to the Bible!" TK: "And there never will be!" UPDATE: Various editors find some but according to Andy, they're all trivial. To finish, even Andy is too lie-bur-al for Karajou !
102	User: "I have a legitimate question." Ed: "No bitching. Show me your writing plan!"
102	Andy compares Conservapedia Conaervapedia to the Bible.img
102	According to CP, Perversion=Diversity. According to Commissioner Bill James, a longtime supporter of a ban on gay marriage, "The public in my opinion knows the difference between perversity and diversity."
102	Kowardjerk: I think you're wrong on this matter my good man, now let us discuss this maturely and allow me to demonstrate that in this case..... BLOCKED FOREVER!
102	There's no pleasing him. You'd think a movie where a pregnant teen doesn't have an abortion would be a good thing, right? Wrong. "Juno pushes feminism and marginalizes the essential role of fatherhood."
102	Gambling is bad! and you're a Muslim if you say so!
102	Andy actually seems to think his "Unplug the NFL" campaign is having an effect on their ratings ...
101	Ed Poor: "I just had a brilliant idea! Let's unblock Bugler!" TK: *spit-take*
101	Andy: How come no one writes papers about how relativity is a liberal conspiracy? It must be because it is being censored.
101	"Wikipedia was at one point so partisan" that "right wing people created 'Conservapedia.'" "Right wing people"??? The term is "wingnut".
101	Clearly Steve Carell was snubbed for the 6th year in a row because he was involved in making one of the greatest conservative shows ever! Lousy liberals!
101	JPratt's inability to understand metaphor means Michelle Obama made a huge gaffe about the riding of the Underground Railroad.
101	When the acronym 'LGBTQI' is redirected to homosexuality, a discussion ensues resulting in mutual understanding. Conservative sees fit to interject that his article 'Gay Christian Movement Watch' has recieved over 60,500 hits and that John Wayne has inoculated him against homosexuality. (FSTDT link)
100	♗: Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Your spelling is bad - be specific!img ♗: My spelling is bad, but Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Debatable Semanticsimg ♗: Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Be more specificimg ♗: RUSSIA DIDN'T WIN WWIimg Andy: BTW, Student One, Russia didn't win WWIimg
100	Andy sez "Evolution rhetoric has declined 33% in two years!" How does he know? A google search on one meaningless term, which is far from unique to the evolution debate in any case.
100	Ireland's economy is bad because liberals have meetings there.
100	9 feared dead in irony meter factory explosion as Moonie Creationist Ed Poor tells us liberals base everything on authority and nothing on observations of reality.
100	Is Uncle Bad Touch even trying anymore?
100	Andy: Look everyone I'm not the only crazy one! Nearly a quarter of Americans continue to have doubts about whether Obama was born here... Oh, I mean one year ago, before the release of his long-form birth certificate, which has since fallen to 10%. Typical Assfly.
100	Ken challenges Penn to a debate and takes 16 35+ revisions to do so. Doesn't he still owe RW a debate?
100	Ken: I have opened my Talk pageimg Ken: I don't want a talk page so let's delete and protect it so I can't be accountable for my own actionsimg
100	Murdering a student then committing suicide is a professor value, according to Jpratt.
100	The craziness just gets worse. Now Andy says "String theory is taking over university physics programs because Relativity is so obviously flawed.". But for a very long time he was saying that all the liberal socialist atheist evolutionist professors were in love with relativity. So what happened? UPDATE: Andy's brother (and another user) inform him that string theory actually makes use of relativity and that theorists aren't pursuing string theory because they were persuaded by Andy's silly "counterexamples". Andy Five days previously, on the same page: The lack of scientific basis for Relativity leaves it defenseless against another unscientific theory: string theory. Before long it may become important to list counterexamples to string theory
100	The school dropout rate in Tulsa is up. Why? Atheism! Note that the cited article says nothing of the kind.
100	Apparently the subtle difference between a galaxy and the universe is too much for some Conservapedians to handle. When Conservapedia was called out on it, Ed Poor thinks it's over-reacting to criticize someone for not grasping a very complex and subtle concept.
100	Balls
100	Entire content of Ed Poor's brand-new "Islam and tolerance" article. "The true faith, based on God's final revelation, must be protected from insult and abuse; other faiths, being either false or incomplete, have no right to any such protection."
100	Andy: "Jesus explains surprising truths about infinity, zero, and set theory. It would take nearly 20 centuries before mathematicians caught up." It goes downhill from there.
99	Andy: Vaccine kills! User: Not according to the people who actually know what they're talking about. Andy: Yeah, ummm...well...Conspiracy!!!
99	More misogyny from Ed Poor: Woman Scientists? Can't be many of those.
99	Andy: Look, relativity is proven wrong, the speed of light varies! Article: "Space is filled with tiny subatomic particles which although extremely diffuse, can theoretically slow down light just a tiny bit...That's light slowing isn't enough to impact any currently accepted theories regarding physic...The greatest change might be to textbooks, which will need to add a caveat that the speed of light is constant, only in a true vacuum-which space isn't. Update: I don't cite articles (from catholic.org) for "their liberal gloss".
99	Ratings for the NFL are down. Andy takes credit.
99	"Special" Forces: Ken DeMyer's SEAL Team Six clumsily shits all over the Main Page with regards to the ugliness of atheists. (FSTDT link) Those who struggle with morbid obesity should remember that actions speak louder than words. This also applies to those who delude themselves into thinking that discussing the obesity of others can somehow make one's own condition less severe. Mystery: For a wiki whose notable editors release their photographs, why does this particular editor, who writes so much about the physical characteristics of others (notably, obesity), not release a photo of himself to the public domain? Was his undignified retreat from the January 2011 debate also partially due to his reluctance to appear on video as part of the debate conditions? As artificial intelligence is increasingly able to guess whether one is gay from a photograph, is Ken, the author of Summa Homosexualita, afraid that his photograph would become a data point in support of Haggard's Law — despite well-publicized attempts to inoculate himself against homosexuality? Are obesity and the opposition to homosexuals serving in the military reasons why this editor, rather than embarking on a real military career, pathetically attempts to make up for that by referencing notable figures in military history when writing on the Internet, all the while self-loathingly hiding his own face? Is this unwillingness to release his image because of the fear of exposing his own hypocrisy pertaining to physical unattractiveness, obesity and homosexuality, or because of his utter lack of machismo, or both? September 2018 update: Admins posting obsessive-compulsive garbage on a talk page, or otherwise making Conservapedia look like a playpen for little children. img
99	Stoneman Douglas High School shootingThe news the "MSM isn't fully covering" apparently includes the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas School, Florida, which Conservapedia tackles with its in-depth 42-word report. Update 1: Champion creationist Ken DeMyer takes a mere six edits to post his revolutionary insights about the Parkland school shooting on Mainpageright. Spoiler: Darwin diddit. Update 2: Huh. We may have found something too batshit insightful for Andy to countenance on Conservapedia. TerryH goes full Parkland truther, and Andy quickly paints over the stain with a fresh coat of WTF.
99	Burn the witch! Andy comments on LIBRUL Katy Perry and the sudden "mysterious" death of an elderly nun during a court appearance after the nun previously accused her of witchcraft. "A scene out of link The Exorcist".
99	Liberal bias is the reason why anyone who questions relativity is unlikely to get a high school science teaching job, much less a PhD or college faculty position. (FSTDT link)
98	The last survivor of the Titanic — a British-owned, British-built ship — dies, having lived in England all her life. To Jpatt, this somehow constitutes "an American story."
98	Andy gets PWNED by PNAS.img Insta-Update Andy puts his own spinimg on the facts, UPDATE and gets PWNED AGAIN!img UPDATE Move along, nothing to see hereimg IMPORTANT NOTICE Only edits that agree with Andyimg will be allowed, under threat of the (largely defensive) weapon of block.img
98	Andy: "We're the number one talked about story on Talking points memo!" but fails to link to it, Maybe because he is being roundly mocked both in the article and in the comments section TK: helps expose Andy's problem.
98	There is nothing impossible about people rising from the deadimg Update Nothing in the Bible violates the laws of physics!img
98	Ken, with his expertise in obsessive behaviour, spends over 5 hours on a Saturday night writing Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder. Perhaps his next essay will be about psychological projection. UPDATE: Andy reads Ken's article, thinks "WTF?" UPDATE Ken quietly reverts the Dear Leader.img
98	"Give it up Liberals, 62% of E-MAILS support Walker". Which would be great, if it wasn't for the 57% of VOTERS who are against him. Give it up, conservatives. UPDATE: Walker lied about the number of emails supporting him.
98	Lenski 2.0?
98	Two for the price of one. Andy fails at translation and at English. And a Deather bonus! Also note that this latest MPR item escalates the theory from "Obama is tricking everyone" to "the media's helping out!"
98	...And the other is the Occupy Wall Street movement! *rimshot*
98	The trusworthy encyclopaedia celebrates "five years of settining liberals straight!"
98	Andy: "Gingrich most likely to win!" Andy, the next day: *creates article all about Gingrich's inevitable presidency* Andy, two weeks later: "Romney most likely to win!" ScottDG: "Well I guess this Gingrich article is a bit contradictory to Conservapedia's prediction then" Andy (exact quote): "Wikis are not blogs or books. Wikis are written by many people at different times. Not every entry should be expected to be completely consistent with every other entry."
97	Simply providing an articleimg when askedimg isn't enough. Karajou demandsimg it to be read to him.img Unsurprising update: The situation escalates,img TK joins in, erases final the commentimg and bansimg the "liberal troll". CP in a nutshell, really.
97	Chicago lost because Michelle Obama LIED User: Well not really Karajou: Obama communist cronies NAMBLA terrorists murder messiah Jesus Christ! A classic conservapedian "debate" ensues, which Caribou and Andy neatly wrap up. Jinxmunx proceeds to declare victory over the banned user and finishes with a nice incest allusion.
97	Andy is a multi-tasker. He can shamelessly promote Xenophobia and still have no regard for facts! The British press mistranslated the story into Liberal. The Fort Hood Shooter said "Allah is great" not "God is Great"!. The only problem is they mean the exact same thing. Update: JM tries to do the right thing. Asskicking in 3... 2... 1... ta-da!. *Update*. Andy visits JM's talk page to explain why Andy is correct, and English dictionaries and Arabic speakers are wrong (because he says so).img Still more: Arabic speaking Christians are as uncommon as healthy 95 year old smokers.img Yet more: You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.img
97	Andy: We don't allow anonymous claims of expertise here. So, stop being anonymous and, recreate your account with your real name. Oh, ok, if you insist. It's a trap!
97	Netherlands win! But atheistic England knocked out. So which nation do you think Conservapedia describes as "one of the least churchgoing countries in Europe"?
97	Collect all 12 33 41 52! Strangely missing: Obesity Card
97	Andy (actual quote): "Claptrap is often used in the phrase "liberal claptrap," which describes how a liberal statement is often lacking in substance and sincerity." (Like E=mc².)
97	Tinfoil hat time with TerryH: "Was mass murderer James Eakin Holmes groomed to do the Midnight Movie Massacre?" Meanwhile, Andy blames videogames and uses 'Lamestream Media' unironically.
97	Andyland: Conservapedia proven right! Hawking says black holes don't exist! Reality: Of course there's black holes; Hawking just thinks they might be grey.
96	User: "Here is my full and epic rewriteimg of an article that consisted of only two paragraphs before. I'll add the referencesimg later." - TK: "No,img you won't!"img
96	Although many still fondly remember Death on the DOS Prompt, Uncle Ed prefers Microsoft's "Mysterious and Fearsome" Windows Registry.
96	Conservapedia: Drill, baby, drill! If only so we can accuse Obama of destroying our coastal ecosystems! But Andy, we thought God "served the creature"? Bonus: the referenced article says the opposite of what Rob thought.
96	Ken blathers about "some guy by the name of Sid" to Karajou: And it only took him four edits. With his delightful irony TK says "... that those who cannot be successful in life criticize....". How many times is Obama criticized on the main page? UPDATE: Ken: "I never said a thing!"
96	Schlafly's stupidestimg insightsimg yetimg, for your Sunday reading pleasure.UPDATE "Wikipedia is biased for not agreeing with my madness"img
96	Andy's nonsensical mainpageright news entry #4031: 62-year-old college fan arrested for allegedly poisoning historic trees on the campus of the national champion Auburn, which had defeated his team. "How about allocating some time to the Bible for a change?"
96	If there's one thing that Andy absolutely won't accept, it's hearsay testimony by a terrified woman about whether a charismatic cult leader is alive or dead.
96	Muphry's law as exemplified by Ken: "The only thing worse than a unmerited criticism is a unmerited criticism that is not well written.img"
96	Typical flaky evolutionists, always going on about how comets are hiding alien warships while good old "creation scientists" are doing objective science.
96	Ed: *quotes movie review, calls it an article* Naive user: I think this topic deserves a proper article. Naive user, the next day: And let's get rid of that quote. Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *kicks and screams*
96	Andeepak: The wave-particle duality is the same as God being a "wave" as the Holy Spirit, and also being matter in the form of Jesus. A open-minded appreciation of the wave-particle duality of the Trinity could have opened the eyes of scientists nearly 2000 years sooner to the fundamental wave-particle duality of nature discovered in the 1900s. Even today a more open-minded recognition of the truth of the Trinity would help scientists understand the reality of wave-duality. (FSTDT link)
95	Were we wrong? MarkGall makes a stand and retires. More: At this critical time, Andy senses the time has come for an inspiring speech.
95	And what is Kendoll's reaction to Dawkins calling God a dickhead? "Hey Dawkins! how 'bout them fat-ass lezbos!"
95	So what if he was the principal author of the Declaration of Independence...what has he done for us lately!?
95	The Mooniefication of Conservapedia continues unabated. Also, our readers don't know none o' that thar foreign crap.
95	Karajou's orgasm registers 3.6 on the Richter scale as he defenestrates RobS, burns down his castle and then salts the earth behind him! Update: User:C jizzes on the body.
95	A dark-skinned person must have pissed off Ed Poor today: he quotes someone saying even Jesse Jackson is scared of African Americans at nightimg<capture>, quotes another person saying <capture>people of color only succeed because of affirmative actionimg<capture>, and then immediately after <capture>redirects 'Person of color' to 'Blacks'img.
95	Andy Three Weeks Ago "An employee can't say whatever he likes if his employer disapproves". Andy Today "The LAMEstream media censors an analyst for being critical of Obama". Maybe ESPN dosn't like what its employee said...
95	"Macho Man" by The Village People is a conservative song that celebrates traditional gender roles and the virtues of exercise and healthy living. UPDATE: Andy denies the obvious conservitude of "Macho Man" ...for the second time.
95	Foolish Liberals frequently use ad hominem to attack their opponents, in lieu of their ideas. Fat, suicidal, mass murdering, depressive, uncharitable Liberals.
95	And now the $20,000 question: Is User:Conservative a coward? (spoiler, the answer is yes)
94	Teh Bishop declaresimg checkmate. TK cunningly knocks the board overimg and leaves a nice screedimg on his Talk page. Are TK and CPalmer the same personimg? Update: TK: The game is overimg. OVERimg.
94	User: Andy, what's your source for the claim that half of public school children are illiterate? Andy: Uh ... evilutionists can't answer basic questions about the Bible, like how many Gospels are attributed to eyewitnesses. User: But it's possible for evolutionists to read the Bible. Andy: You'd have a fine career with tobacco companies, denying that smoking causes lung cancer.
94	Don't you know anything?!?! "Mothers milk fed ALL the animals in the ark! How did the mother produce her milk? Well she drank the milk of another, of course!
94	User: No offence Andy, but I think Lenski didn't pony up the dough because you're not a scientist. Andy: Lenski didn't make it available to anyone, so there! User: Rubbish, I read it yesterday! Andy: Bollocks did you. User: Here it is. Andy: That's not the real data. User: You can find the "real" data here. Andy: WHERE'S THE DATA (repeat ad nauseam)
94	Andy: Some junk was recently found in a whale's stomach. Naturally this completely proves the veracity of the Jonah myth.
94	Shorter Andy: "It's cold today, ergo climate change is a hoax."
94	Well known liberal Bill O'Reilly is covering for that shifty bastard Obama
94	Balls
94	Chivalry may not be dead, but Andy's "chivalryimg"-motivated decision to give the girls in his American History class shorter, easier tests is proving deadly to moraleimg, even among his biggest supportersimg. UPDATE: If you don't like it, you can leaveimg, so our class will then be left with those who "may not speak up as much" - err, I mean, "do want more chivalry". Update: Phil's a troublemakerimg. MOAR: Bethany ups the ante by stating that her mother objects to his policy, and suggests that Andy asks the other parents how they feel about it tooimg. UPDATE: I'll ask them, but they are probably ill informed.img Also, I don't understand the meaning of the word "equality." MOAR MOAR People warnimg BethanyS of the nature of the beast and show their support.img Andy doesn'timg disappoint.img EVEN MOAR POOL'S CLOSEDimg. Sorry, Beth, chivalry demands I don't ask your opinion or permission. Final (?) Update Class? Sensitivity? Leadership ability? I don't know what those strange words meanimg.
94	Andy: Atheists can't explain the Blood Moon! User: Oh really? Andy: Well, they can't explain why it's beautiful!
94	Conservapedian mathematics: In addition, recognition of infinity — such as infinite time or infinite strength — is helpful on a personal level in dealing with adversity. Jesus emphasized the concept of infinity often in his miracles and parables. He rejected the mistaken view of the ancient Greeks that infinity is non-existent and unintelligible. (FSTDT link)
94	1990'sguy blocks new user 1880'sguy for not using their real name.
94	Andy, whose own site has blocked most of the world until the entropy death of the universe, is, of course, pissed that Twitter blocked arch-troll and conspiracy nut Alex Jones.
93	Andy:"The Holy Spirit guides me!"
93	It's bye-bye chivalry, as Andy trumpets the conservative value of woman-slapping: No "distortions by feminist ideology" in this film where "conservative values triumph over liberal ones"; A leading man slaps a woman, although he gets "beaten up by dimwitted bystanders." (Emphasis added.) Update: Said bystanders were dimwitted beceause the weren't homoschooled!
93	Andy has a new conservative word™: life vest, that is, personal flotation device, which he says is "pro-life". We don't deny that they have saved many lives, but that's not the meaning of "pro-life" that one would expect to be used by a web site as obsessed over abortion as CP is.
93	Did you know that the APA is...erm...well, we don't really know. All Ed gave us was a period. Literally.
93	Such a vivid, heartwarming description. One almost feels as if one knew the man.
93	SamHB: "Ed, why did you delete when you could improve? I'm trying to work with you here!" - Ed: "I'm a senior editor and you are just some newbie. While you prepare a Writing Plan for me, why don't you look at my excellent new article to see how it's done?"
93	Andrew Schlafly a strawman? That's how Discovery Institutes's news outlet evolutionnews.org sees his "misguided attack on Lenski's work". And what has Conservapedia to say about evolutionnews.org? It is accurately delivering information...
93	The CONSERVATIVE House cuts spending, and thus JOBS ARE CREATED. Yay Conserv-wait, hold on. Turns out they were only part-time jobs. Yeah, that's Obama's fault.
93	WAAAAAGH!!! The Kingdom is crumbling! My henchmen are turning on me! Et tu Brute! WAAAUGHGHHGH!
93	User: Injecting religion in public schools is wrong. Karajou: The worst things that happened in public schools before (the Engel v. Vitale and Murray v. Curlett Supreme Court cases prohibiting forced Bible reading and prayer in public schools) was chewing gum and running in the hallways. Look what's happening now. And I demand that YOU WILL SHOW ME ALL OF THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS before those court decisions. And you only have a few hours to round it all up. (Actually his "deadline" was 15 minutes.) User: here you go! Giving a link to a video of him doing a "let me google that for you" search. The Wikipedia article lists over 110 shootings from 1764 to 1961. Karajou: where's the documentation? Any clown can write a list on Wikipedia; where's the source material?. And, of course, Karajou's usual "This 'debate' is over."
93	In the battle between the wife beater and the liberal media, Andy sides with the wife beater.
93	Unite the Right: Conservapedia apparently thinks that Charlottesville is a Democrat false-flag operation.
92	New user: You have a couple of errors in your lecture. Can I help?img Andy: If you think you're so smart, I dare you to take my exam! We don't like know-it-alls here, and I know you're wrong!img New user: I would do your exam if I thought you could give a good exam.img 'Nother user: You're wrong, Andy.img Andy: "I'd too see if either you could even score 50% on the World History Midterm Exam. Looks like both you won't dare display your real knowledge."img New user: Here you go. And here's some facts. And I'm still willing to help.img Aside: New user has decided to put facts into Andy's lectures...img Will there be a ban brewing? TEACAKED: Banned!img UPDATE: Block challenged!img MOAR UPDATE: I'm sorry, did you say something?img ANDEEEEE: He got second place in the exams. But he's still wrong!img Why won't the Brits just admit Andy's truth? And Prussia is still the former name of Germany. TK: unblock of JosephMacimg only six hours after TK dragged the discussion behind closed doors... and now, the former name of Germany is Waldeck.img MORRRRRREEEEEE: Slap!img BACK!!! Mr. Schlafly, sorry I got banned. But many of us Brits have told you you're wrong. Allow me to edit your lectures now.img Countdown to ban...
92	The mass exodus of the intelligent members continues!
92	The greatest Ed stub of all time.
92	The citations debate continues. TK: "Books suck, you Cognac-sipping elitists."Ed: "Citations from books are the best, but they are hard to verify. My favorite source therefore is a book which is available online." Karajou: "My position is that anyone and everyone is strongly encouraged to use, and cite from, books and other printed material." and "Actually, they are easy to verify". TK: "See, peon, the admins you sneakily approached agree with me! Books are the best, but be sure and use MLA format." Now let me make this policy accordingly. "Online sources are preferred." The dumbing down of CP (and the liberal deceit of TK) continues, unabated. TK blocks one of the last productive contributors for a week and starts to destroy his work. Ed's advice: Accept the block in humility... TK burns the evidence (it seems only trolls and troublemakers debate these days), luckily we have a capture of most of it.
92	And lo, it came to pass; Andy finally reverts all BMcP's nonsense about the universe being more than 6000 years old and the utter claptrap about celestial objects being lightyears away. Is this the end of BMcP?
92	Andy applauds as Conservatives seem set to win a massive and significant victory in Britain - the land of atheism! Jimmy22: "Uh, it's kind of normal for power to alternate between Labour and the Conservatives, and the polls indicate no overall majority." Andy:"Liberal denial! The media is conspiring to downplay this unprecedented landslide!" Jimmy22: "But, look at the numbers!" Andy:"Conspiracy! Open your mind!" JacobB:"I'm sick of your talk talk talk. Have a vacation."
92	Andy declares that protests in Ireland surrounding Tony Blair's book signing are an example of liberal censorship, British style, entirely oblivious to the fact that Ireland has not been part of the UK for the best part of a century. Good thing he's not a world history teacher! UPDATE: Andy's world history knowledge explains the confusion. Why is it British? Because egg-throwing is a uniquely British phenomenon!
92	Oh, and by the way, Terry Jones is a liberal!
92	TK: Facebook is donating $100million to bolster Newark's school. Andy: Donations? Meh! What they need is Bibles and classroom prayer. Bonus: Jpatt accidentally tells the truth: prayer never works.
92	With no sense of irony, Andy proclaims "Blogs are written by fools..." UPDATE: Who's the more foolish: the blogging fool, or the fool who follows quotes the blogger?
92	User: erm Hitler and Ayn Rand were not liberal Jpatt: yes they were and since you didn't answer my question.
92	Ed sez: "Fabulous" is everything "shitty" is not "Gay" is everything "conservative" is not
92	The death blow to Global warming lands, as Andy discovers that it snows in winter.
92	Andy, after creating an "insightful" article on a term that no one uses, brags about how his article is the first result on Google a certain search engine whose name begins with "G".
92	HSMom: These articles are copy/pasted from .gov websites. Koward: And just why are you complaining, instead of fixing the stuff that I so lazily copy/pasted, bitch?
92	If you've ever criticized a Republican you can't possibly be a conservative.
92	George W Bush? Not a conservative.
92	No Ken, the reaction is more like "Aah! It's crap! It's crap! What semi-literate baboon wrote this? And why is it on the main page of a "trustworthy" encyclopaedia?"
92	Andy: Will conservapedia be proven right? Looking good but ... uh-oh ... something's wrong ... too close to call! That'll do. Oh wait, better trim this. But wait... Santorum may still have more delegates! (without citation) and anyway, the teabaggers really really like him!
92	Princeton and Harvard man Andy: only second-tier college websites accept E=mc2
92	Confirmed: Obama is a Muslim
92	The real reason Crimea joined Russia? To avoid same-sex marriage!
92	It's all Greek to Andrew Schlafly...
92	2016: Two signs it is looking like a BAD year for American atheism Yes, folks, our favourite Manchild is back on the case. Update: It's all over.[15] At least for New atheists.
91	Something straight from the quote generator.
91	Andy lets everyone know the quality of his "Writing and SAT Verbal Skills" course with a mangling of grammar.
91	Apparently, Liberal's David Lloyd George is still in 10 Downing Street. I wonder if Labour's Gordon Brown knows?
91	Andy: CONSERVATIVES stand up to liberals, forcing Minnesota to shutdown instead of bowing to their demands. Reality: Democratic governor vetoes Republican temporary spending bill that would allow parks to remain open this weekend, and the Republicans lack majority to override .
91	You were thinking that the main causes of engineering failures are insufficient knowledge, ignorance or negligence? And that knowledge and hard work is needed to thwart them? Not in Andy Schlafly's software engineering 101: The devil…is responsible for accidents…and God's intelligent intervention restored it
91	Andy: If everyone supposedly opposes global warming, then why do so many people move to Florida?img
91	Andy mentions Facebook exploiting the Newtown tragedy without a hint of irony
91	After AugustO and Conservative edit war over whether predictions about the "Question Evolution" campaign belong on Conservapedia Proven Wrong, Karajou deletes the whole page as "unencyclopedic". "Conservapedia Proven Right" is, of course, totally encyclopedic.
90	TK Blocks, deletes & salts Jinximg No comment necessary. It appears that this was probably down to liberal deceit and TK's unswerving devotion to RW. UPDATE: Jinx unblocks himselfimg and asksWTFimgTerry Koeckritz? who responds the only way he knows howimg WHEEL WAR!!!!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR: Jinxie takes his case to a higher courtimg Could one of the Assfly's quarterly decisions be forthcoming? MOST: Jinx is groundedimg.FINALLY Jinx gets his batimg and ballimg back.
90	Jpatt makes it clear that Obama did not win the election, but got appointed to the post due to the color of his skin.
90	The Bible is correct (to 1 s.f.).
90	Ed 'Bad Touch' Poor turns up the heat with a stub on physical intimacy. Sadly Thankfully it contains nothing more than a link to another new Uncle Ed stub that does nothing more than link back to the first stub.
90	Andy confuses biology with linguisticsimg. Hilarity ensues.
90	TK: Glenn Beck is top celebrity charity giver for raising $1M and atheists and liberals aren't charitable and don't build hospitals; Reality: liberal Oprah Winfrey often gives $40 million to $50 million per year as liberals are usually at the top of the philanthropy lists and China has plenty of hospitals and Cuba sends more medics overseas than all the G8 countries combined.
90	Ken, sick of having his cowardice and idiocy pointed out to him on a daily basis, has decided that the 90/10 rule allows for too much talk and promotes a rule stipulating that 30% of all edits should be to articles.
90	In the ultimate irony, Ken feels the need to inform others on how to "create a more collaborative spirit and increase the esprit de corps."
90	Sysop scrap: Karajou permabans Rob ("false accusations"). UPDATE: Andy strips Rob of his rights.
90	Straight from the Pony's ass: Do evolutionists lack MA-CHEESE-MO? No.
90	Title of Ken's newest article: Denmark, Sweden, evolutionary belief and bestiality. (Comment not necessary)
90	Balls
90	Andy makes some vague noise about Obama claiming the Presidency while losing the popular vote. Something a conservative would never do.
90	Andy: Storms occur when God is not observing, as predicted by quantum mechanics.
90	Schlafly: Damn those liberals for screwing up South Africa by demanding that apartheid end.
90	Conservative cites the Independent on Marine Le Pen: "[She] is both a 'nationalist' ... and de facto a 'socialist'" and concludes "She doesn't sound like a neo-nazi".
90	Ken, howling into the void, uses the Las Vegas shooting as an excuse to slam atheism. Update: Wiping the years of dust off the Red Telephone, Ken delivers his message: Checkmate atheists! — a checkmate so overwhelmingly victorious that the page gets deleted within hours of this WIGO update, in an act befitting an editor with a high level of machismo! Olé, olé, olé!
90	Conservapedia Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (COCD) In August 2013, Ken was responsible for more than half of all revisions (nearly 2000 out of ca. 3,500). This is not a symptom of Conservapedia Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Similarly, neither is embarking on edit sprees that last for hours days a symptom of Conservapedia Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. See also: Becoming Kenservapedia. Apparently, Google returning a link to something means it's officially recognised as a mental disorder. What an amazing insight. Update 1: Within hours of someone pointing out that it's the DSM-5 now, not 4 on the What is going on at CP? talk page, there was this edit. No irony here. Update 2: Not a symptom of RationalWiki Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (ROCD). Update 3 (April 2018): "Essay: An irreligionist obsessing about the User: Conservative account", which was coincidentally written a rather short time after a certain post appeared on the What is going on at CP? talk page, was also coincidentally deleted within hours of this WIGO update. This, however, is also not a symptom of RationalWiki Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, nor is it a sign of a complete lack of machismo. “”The editorsssSsßsСsсsΣsσsς (Plural! More than one! Geddit?!) who uses a certain account to non-compulsively edit a certain trustworthy encyclopedia, and who is completely not obsessed with RationalWiki, likely often psychologically projects himself as a dog with a bone. His dogged persistence in thinking about the WIGO CP page and its talk page, checking the WIGO CP page and its talk page on a nearly hourly basis, and responding to the WIGO CP page and its talk page never really ends.
90	There was a harvest Moon. According to Andy, this is a "setback for atheism."
89	PJR tells all! (Linked from here.)
89	Jpatt grabs photo from website, willfully ignoring purpose of said website
89	A little truth comes in. How long until the oversight?
89	According to Andy, the US lost to Ghana because of American feminism and Ghanaian prayer. (yet apparently England lost to the US due to atheism).
89	"My can-di-date is skin-ni-er than your can-di-date!" Andy takes political discussion to places it's never been before - the kindergarten playground.
89	Misogyny laid bare, as Andy says "Surely you should concede that a woman is not among the top four contenders based on merit." In fact, just read the whole damn section. There's too much to WIGO.
89	Andy: Anything that a human does is only foolish if other less-intelligent animals do it, too.
89	Ken: Can anyone get me a copy of this study? Ken a few minutes later: anyone who gets me a copy of this study is an atheist
89	Another new blog from Ken, this time his blatant misogyny is evident and for all to see[16] "If only atheists were more like evangelical men whose wives were taught to obey them."
89	Wow.img Thatimg wasimg soimg incrediblyimg predictableimg!
89	When asked if some of the students in Andy's online CP courses for the home-schooled are available for interviews, Andy responded, "This is an online encyclopedia."
89	Conservabible: Does Matthew 16:19 foretell the effect of the observer on eliminating uncertainty in quantum mechanics, which was not discovered until 2000 years later? Notice that the Greek literally says that whatever is bound on earth will have been bound in heaven, which is precisely the same unusual quasi-causation effect that an observer has in quantum mechanics. (FSTDT link)
89	Dow plunges 666 points. Hmmm, 666??? Notice how most lamestream media headlines avoid saying the decline was 666 points.
89	Ken compares the British curling team's loss (to Sweden) to the American Revolution.
89	March 13, 2018: Conservapedia, the trustworthy encyclopedia, appears to be suffering technical difficulties.
89	Andy: "...the Trump Administration has been the most ethical in more than a generation. I need a new irony meter.
88	User 1: I believe in gravity! Andy:I'm not so sure... User 2:Here's an explanation of why gravity works the way it does! User 1: Here's another one! Andy:Math and physics don't actually have anything to do with each other. Everybody knows that God hates math and that he probably doesn't like the number 2 as much as he does 2.01. Not to mention, I've actually been proven right, scientists just won't admit it because they're all relativity-loving liberals!
88	Joseph Farah of WorldNutDaily rips the Conservative Bible Project a new one: "Basically, those 'conservatives' participating in this idea weren't really upset when liberals messed with the Holy Scriptures. They were upset only with how they messed with them." Andy: WHAAAAA! HE PLAINLY MISUNDERSTAND US! [sic]
88	Vandal adds "counter examples of evolution". Andy reverts and adds a Banhammer for good measure. Oh hey, that thing about the kidneys was actually a great idea.
88	An almost incomprehensible Andy rant. "There is no need for 2 kidneys!", "Having two kidneys is a test from God!", "Evolution supposedly occurred in pre-obesity times!". Huh? MORE: Evolution is to blame for people dying from kidney disease!
88	Jinx hi Jinx! cherry-picking the Bible. "Andy, Andy, liberals say the Bible verse bumper-sticker saying "Let his days be few; and let another take his office." is a threat to Obama. User: "Um... what about the verse following that which says that his children should be left fatherless, and his wife should become a widow?" Jinx "Oh, we aren't referencing that verse (out loud)"
88	Andy arms his troops with hollow-point soundbites for the upcoming Conservapedia media onslaught. In other news, Andy sits nervously by the phone waiting for Rupert Murdoch's purchase offer.
88	Jensen on TK: "But what are TK's "orthodox" positions? Does he really have any? he never tells us--he never writes articles, he only erases the work of people who do the writing here. UPDATE: after TK burns RJs response, RJ tries to take down TKs now-unanswered response, but TK puts it back and burns both diffs.
88	Astronomy á là Aschlafly: 11-13 billion years ago Once upon a time, in a galaxy 2.51 ± 0.13 million light years far, far away...
88	Walt Disney, Charles Schulz, Scott Adams, Karajou?!
88	Ken explores the causal relationship between increasing waistlines and national debts. No news yet, alas, of which nation is the most obese and therefore faces the biggest problem.
88	Vandalizing a wiki? Call the FBI! Vandalizing an expensive billboard? Divine intervention!
88	Counterexamples to the Bible? There are none!img
88	Andy is hard at work on his list of "greatest conservative movies", including such titles as Spiderman (it "pokes fun at liberal entertainers and journalists" and "the hero chooses abstinence"), The Island ("pro-life statement against cloning to harvest organs"), and Bruce Almighty... 'nuff said. Andy also apparently thinks that the Jim Carrey comedy flick Bruce Almighty is "more conservative" than The Passion of the Christ (which he lists as "debatable whether conservative", claiming that "the bad guys win").
88	Furious that his incompetent spelling gave a red-link, Andy makes sure it never happens again.
88	Rob: [17]: Because Islam denies the divinity of Christ, their God is not the same as the "Judeo-Christian God". Nice. Pssst. Don't tell the Jews!
88	Add "double entendre" and "innuendo" to the list of things Andy doesn't understand. ("innuendo"... Village People... geddit?)
88	Ken: Concerning RobS I am moving on and attending to more important matters'img', No, really. I am.img I am definitely moving on.img Oh, just one more thing.img
88	Balls
88	Andy: "The lamestream media demand to know why their overrated favorite, David Beckham, was not picked to be on the British Olympic soccer team." Reality: "Pearce has named his 18-man squad, leaving out Beckham as expected."
88	Ken calls out Andy: "constructing a false reality is counterproductive". The debate has become galvanizing.
88	Conservapedia tries to bribe encourage its editors into creating more original content by promising to award the most prolific contributor a $25 Visa gift card. The contest ends January 1, 2017, which means it'll be over a week too late if someone hoped to spend it before Christmas this year.
87	Unfamiliar with CP? Here's a classic exchange: User wonders why his factual edit got reverted? Fly-by minion points out "liberal deceit!" and gives an obligatory Satan comparisonimg. Reinforcement arrives in the form of TK's chest-thumpingimg User tries to respond, only to be met with a block and "Godspeed, Bye"img from our boy, TK. PJR: But...the guy's done nothing wrongimg. Quick-learning minion immediately fires back with a never-failing Hitler referenceimg Capping it all off, ASchlafly gives his stamp of approvalimg
87	ZOMG! Obama uses a teleprompter to talk to school children! Andy: "Won't somebody please think of the children!" Of course, its just not true. Though to be fair, someone much smarter and funnier than Andy made the same mistake. UPDATE: Andy proving he can't be wrong, ever, "Liberals are trying to hide the fact that the teleprompters were there! Even if they weren't used for the talk with the kids!" UPDATE: Andy finally makes clear what a reliable source is: Jay Leno. UPDATE: ChrisY suggests an uncompromising but factually accurate replacement. Andy: Leno was telling the truth, because a student could have been listening at the door when he was addressing the reporters. Karajou: If as you say Obama's the Messiah who can magically make global warming disappear, surely he doesn't need teleprompters? Terry Koeckritz: St. Reagan had a degree in economics.
87	AlexWD uses Andy's new project to point out some uncomfortable facts. Andy does his classic kneejerk response.
87	TK read between the lines and found the word 'liberal' in this article
87	Andy is oblivious to the irony on multiple levels: 'evolution is false because this 47 million year old fossil isn't a human ancestor...it's an ancestor of a lemur'
87	CP, which isn't the "National Enquirer of the Internet" claims that Obama had an affair. Source? National Enquirer.. Tk vapes it.
87	Andy continues his "in the past people built cool stuff in religious countries" series with London Tower Bridge, which according to Atheist Wikipedia is often mistakenly referred to as London Bridge. Update: Rcgallup: Andy's wrong, PatrickP: "Don't most Englanders call it that anyway?", Andy: I agree, and cite those nursery rhymes hymns with photos in them"; far more reliable than the MSM! And apparently the real London Bridge is in Arizona now, but Tower Bridge is in London! UPDATE Not wanting to be overlooked amongst this stupidity,Ken jumps about, waves his arms and shouts 'look at me!'
87	Andy, in an attempt to worm his way out of hELL, changes the wording of Matthew 19:24.
87	The home of the "affirmative action president" is outraged that an athlete should be kicked out of the Olympics for "twittering" racist comments.
87	Criticizing Tim Tebow gets you declared an "Overrated Sports Star" in under fifteen minutes.
87	On the eve of another perfect doubling... User: "This word comes from an earlier version" Andy: "No no, it doesn't count if it isn't an -ism" User: "Ok, here's an -ism" Andy: "No no, we mustn't use the philosophical version" User: "Well, here's the correct date for the non-philosophical version" Andy: "... bugger. " *AHEM*(minor-trim)*AHEM*
87	Andy proclaims, "negative infinity is logically implied by the existence of Hell as described frequently in the Gospels." Where will Andy find a source for that?
86	How does Andy determine who's a dirty dirty liberal? Why, "whoever spells "honour" in the non-American way of course!"img
86	Psst! Andy! Want to know the real reason gun control would have been impossible in feudal timesimg? They didn't have guns.
86	User:The breast cancer article needs to be more truthful. RJJensen's response: BANHAMMER! For lib-bur-al name calling Moments later from another user: I have proof Schlafly doesn't abide to the truth.. DouglasA: Pffft!!! Insulting nonsense! The other user: But my comments aren't insulting, I was just direct quoting in relating to the debate. This is blasphemy! This is censorship! Joaquín Martínez: Censorship? THIS IS BANHAMMER!!
86	Andy: In the UK, Australia and Canada, freedom of speech does not exist. UPDATE: RJJ attempts to save the article from absurdity, but Andy decides he's had enough factual insertions and re-inserts the "economical" line.
86	"As Jesus told them off, the scribes and Pharisees furiously interrogated Him about everything,/ plotting and seeking to quote Him for a politically incorrect remark to use against Him." Luke 11:53-54, Andy's travesty Conservative Bible. UPDATE: Andy: If Christ were alive today liberals and atheists would try to get him to say something politically incorrect. Andy is no Dostoevsky.
86	Ed Poor creates a category called Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters. What more needs to be said? UPDATE TK decides he don't need none o' that pop culture, but leaves the red link behind anyway.
86	Andy thinks that the Conservative Bible Project competes with Facebook.
86	This work of art is not to my taste, so obviously it's the work of atheists!
86	Blogger: Here's an entirely hypothetical scenario... Andy: So what if it hasn't actually happened? That won't stop me condemning them!
86	Andy: "How do liberals manage to get by avoiding conservative words?" You know, words like "transistor" and "schlockumentary."
86	The attempt to repeal "Don't Ask Don't Tell" has failed; therefore, liberals should go build hospitals.
86	CP: '10 year-old girl discovers 240 million year old supernova.' In other breaking news, a 10 year-old girl undermines Conservapedia's entire understanding of the universe. Update: Andy makes her discovery an official achievement by a "teenager," thus threatening the very fabric of space and time, or at least making TerryH's head explode, and changing the definition of 'teenager' in the process
86	Andy: Here, Mr. (future President?!) Trump, let me move that goalpost for you. UPDATE: Luckily Orly Taitz is there to keep Andy's hopes alive.
86	Andy: George Will is an idiot because he doesn't read Conservapedia.
86	After a couple of days seeing Ken insulting everyone and anything, Uncle Ed steps in at last: No doubt the guilty party will be blocked soon.
86	Ed Poor must really be feeling the butt-hurt from AugustO's repeated requests to move an article. Ed dug in his heels more and more as AugustO repeated the requests, and even blocked him. Andy finally acted on the request. Ed's attempt at a face-saving response? Let's get rid of all articles about towns in the Netherlands.
86	User: Sir, why do you say off-the-wall shit? Andy: The First Amendment protects the right to pervert the truth.
86	Jzyehoshua: "You know Karajou, I'm having a hard time figuring out why you block everybody." Karajou: "Fuck off, kid!" Jzyehoshua: Ok, then explain this, asshole. Karajou: "DIE! DIE! DIE!"
86	Ann Coulter, Karl Rove, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin - all filthy RINO backers, for daring to speak up against "pro-life leader" Todd Akin.
86	He's back.
85	Andy wants a disclaimer for any distance over 6,000 lightyears and he's not letting go. BMcP makes the mistake of introducing facts, which just makes Andy angrier. ASSUMPTIONS, M*****ER! BMcP writes a reply for the ages: "My only assumption is that scientists don't constantly lie." Farewell BM, we hardly knew thee.
85	JClarke reverts a whole bunch of vandalism and is thanked with a five-year block.
85	Because as we all know, those evil atheists from Canada didn't do too well, did they? UPDATE: Way to move those goalposts Andy
85	TK: Judge who ruled that same-sex marriages can resume is a flaming gay liberal. Reality: Judge who overruled Proposition 8 was first nominated to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, blocked by Democrats and gay rights groups, nominated again by George H.W. Bush, very nearly blocked by Democrats and gay rights groups a second time.
85	"Daddy? Daddy? Why are there poor people?" "Because Jesus said so."
85	It's the end of an era: After more than 600 edits by Conservative, somebody else actually makes an edit to the Evolution article!
85	The slow slide into insanity continues: Andy asks the question "Why didn't "over-the-hill buffoon" Bruce Springsteen sing "Born in the USA" after Obama became President?" Just maybe it's because - as you said Andy - it's about the Vietnam War.
85	After editing a page about peanut butter on aSK, Ken gets an ideaimg......wait for itimg.....<capture>BANG! UPDATE: And.....<capture>It makes the front page! And then disappears after a half dozen edits, in favor of the Baby Jesus, perhaps?
85	Conservative Riddle: Q: How does Andy make a page on birthright citizenship "much improved"? A: By claiming it doesn't exist
85	Andy: Hugo Chavez, having wrecked the health care system in Venezuela with his dictatorial communist policies, seeks health care abroad — in a communist dictatorship.
85	Ken: "The UK has one of the highest self harm rates in Europe at 0.4% - due to atheism of course." Reality: The US has a self harm rate of 4%, which is 10 times higher than the UK. By Ken "logic", this proves that Christianity causes people to harm themselves.
85	Arguing, Kenny-style.
85	Balls
85	Now, we're not ones to go around spreading rumors, really we're just not the gossiping kind
85	Andy: Conservapedia is right, even when it isn't.
85	Andy's latest conservative insight - Obama's a Muslim because he's not seen dancing much, and Muslims disfavor dancingimg. Unlike this devout Christian. UPDATE:BEST PARODY.img EVER!!!!! Update 2: More parodyimg. & More!img and even MORE!img
85	Ken goes on an all-night editing binge covering articles on cp:Self-control, cp:Grit (personality trait), cp:Time management, and cp:Bestiality.img
84	Andy at his finestimg: "You miss the point. No Christian or atheist would likely use the phrase "my Muslim faith" in any context". Whoops, guess Andy is a secret Muslim after all!
84	Andy redefines Conservatives around the world to suit himself.img
84	Andy: You can't falsify the theory of general relativity. MarkGall: Uh, Andy, the whole concept of falsifiability owes its existence to Karl Popper contrasting Einstein's falsifiable theory with unfalsifiable ones. Andy: Popper's personal views are irrelevant. Physics students resist logic.
84	DWiggins: Andy, your anecdotal global warming evidence is bunk. Andy: Global warming is an unfalsifiable lib-burr-rul theory and is not science. DWiggins: I'm just saying you're giving bad evidence. Andy: Be more logical. Reading the Bible would help. DWiggins: This is about climatology, not theology. BMcP: DWiggins isn't arguing for global warming. Andy, starting to splutter: You're going against logic now. You have free will to be illogical. DWiggins: Learn some statistics, Andy. Andy winds up the psychological projection knob: DWiggins, you're babbling nonsense in defense of proven fraudsters who irrationally refuse to read the Bible. GRAND FINALE: User is "Politely removed" from site.
84	Andy: "Galileo's contributions were not substantial." UPDATE: User: Surely you're joking!!! Andy (whose insights into physics cause merriment to scientists everywhere): Sure I'm serious, now go away.
84	Ed Poor objects to pleas for money for Haitian earthquake relief, comparing them to the Oil For Food Scandal. (And creates CP's page on the scandal for good measure.) He then goes on to argue you should give to churches instead.
84	Karajoke's at it again: food safety regulation is an appalling government intrusion into people's bodies and the 'Right to Buy Whatever I Want', yet it is "unfortunate" that the government cannot force a husband and wife to ditch condoms in their bedroom because there is no 'Right to Privacy'. Contradiction? Na, never.
84	Andy: Finally church gets what it's been needing for a long time, GUNS!!!
84	Why do liberals crave attention? Because they are incapable of doing anything meaningful!img Update: Projection much?
84	Andy's delusions of grandeur reach new heights.img
84	Impotent Rage Department: With no proles left to abuse on CP, TK stokes an old grudge against the only sysop in recent history to stand up to his cretinism and bullying by replacing his signature for hers on the "welcome" message she left for some random user more than 21 months ago.
84	Andy: I believe these absurd and useless college majors exist, because they sound absurd and useless.
84	In more Proof that Creationists have no idea what they're even arguing against, Ken deletes references to 450 million year old Starfish fossils While retaining mention of them being related to 2 different Classes of Animal
84	Andy associates conservatism with an antiquated machine that has been nearly completely phased out in the industrialized world. Well, whatever gets the number of conservative terms to double per century.
84	Mystery: Is Conservapedia a playpen for approximately 56-year-old adults behaving in utterly infantile ways? Conservative once again proves Poe's Law with his brand new front page articles on Atheistic Chinese Eating Babies (not to be confused with atheistic Chinese-eating babies) and a page on a meme about atheists eating babies. Aaannnddddd they're gone from the front page. Because Ken isn't totally obsessed with this WIGO page.
84	Terry goes on another bizarre rant on how transgenderism and homosexuality create "alternate realities" that can exploited by tyrants.img
84	Once again, atheist hopes that a serial murderer would turn out to be a young earth creationist, Christian, conservative is utterly dashed. See also: Psychological projection. Austin serial bombings and the fine art of dealing with inconvenient facts about the identity of the perpetrator while desperately playing the blame game.Apparently the welfare state is responsible for the Austin bombings. Mystery: The perpetrator might have been a jobless slacker who lacked the Protestant work ethic, but was he jobless enough to be able to embark on edit sprees that last for hours days? Update: Atheismdidit.
84	Lacking in 👻 soul 👻, U.S. football soccer failed even to qualify for the World Cup this year. 😢😞😭 But why would patriotic Americans want to excel in such a low-tech, socialist, unintelligent, socialist, European statist, and socialist sport?
84	After the Trump-Putin summit, Andy Schlafly defaults to the most natural analysis of this meeting, namely, that it is a setback for the homosexual agenda. Seems like there's only the "homosexual ajohnda" and the "homosexual akenda" left to tackle, then.
84	We're so sorry to hear about this. Most people — straight or gay — would not have experienced horrors like this, and thus kennot fully understand how terrible it must have been to cause one to think this way. Ken: It is not Conservapedia's fault that most gay bashing is done by homosexuals. It remains a mystery who are among the few people at Conservapedia who frequently does this. October 2018 update: The pushing of homosexuality/transgenderism might just be a blip on the radar screen and wane with a rise of religiosity/conservatism in our lifetime. On the other hand, maybe it is just a sign of mankind's corruption in the end times before the second coming. (FSTDT link) December 2018 update: Ken feels the urge to tell us more about "Homosexuality and Parasites" and the "Gay bowel syndrome".
84	Ken DeMyer - web content writer - Upwork Freelancer from United States Ken reminds us why we love him so much Don't go changin'!
84	Kenadian BakenO Canada! Your bacon is too liberal for Andy. Update 1: User:Conservative ejaculates, "Americans need to build a wall and make Canadians pay for it. There is too much Canadian beer, Canadian bacon and syrup pouring over our border!" Consistent with the high level of machismo, the comment was deleted as soon as the gay bowel started expelling the contents of the previous meal, so that the physically-unattractive, bulging tummy could be once again be refilled by copious amounts of fatty 🍁 Canadian 🍁 food — for just one last time only, seriously, before the promise is made to actually stick to all those grandiose resolutions about exercise and diet for real. But first, those obsessive-compulsive urges must be satisfied — the phone call on the Red Telephone just has to be made. Exhaling to reduce that belly protrusion as much as possible, and awkwardly stretching away from the keyboard past the brink of tears, the scarlet handset gets picked up... Update 2: That crimson handset is still oily from the previous time. But it gets picked up again. Update 3: If atheists truly believed that dogs had personalities, then why do so many atheists in the world eat dogs? (FSTDT link) Update 4: Ken exposes his Asian fetish while squirming into his bunny-hole during his futile attempt to avoid humiliating defeat. A gamma male? The lambda male does project rather well, doesn't he? Update 5: Now we have a new Ken essay that reveals that Ken is not only a manchild; he appears to be an MRA too! (as he uses some of their parlance in the title alone)
83	Andy confirms that "no Conservapedia contributors have mental problems!"img
83	Ed: There were arguably more people at the 9/12 rallies than there were protesting the Iraq war. User: "It's beyond arguable; it's a fact." Ed: Don't get terse with me. You sound like a liberal. You're on probation. User: But I was agreeing with you! Ed: Blocked and reverted - "Insistence on last-wordism".
83	Karajou, what the hell?
83	On the repeat of the Schlafly interview episode of The Colbert Report, Professor Schlafly instructs his class: "Stephen Colbert may have liked the high quality of this particular show and chose to replay it for that reason, or perhaps he selected it again for its educational value."
83	DMorris: Andy, here's what my school is like. JacobB: High word-to-substance ratio! Andy: DMorris, your public school does not fit my preconceptions. Ergo, you're a liberal. Do I have to run checkuser on you? DMorris: Here's the IPs I edited from, and why I'm not a liberal. Then, to top it off, he adds a summary that Andy might able to read through if he tries really hard. UPDATE "I'm in charge here..." The asshole has spoken.
83	Another fantastic example of Conservapedia having a hissy fit the best Conservative language. To be Stupaked is to be hurt by abortion betrayals. Subtle. (Until last week, "Stupaked" was a liberal word.)
83	One gets the impression Andy doesn't like Elena Kagan
83	Ken subtly interrogates an editor
83	Andy: Just because I disparaged someone's body of work based solely on their country of origin, that doesn't make me a racist!
83	What kind of people would stoop so low as to attack another person's religious beliefs!? Oh...
83	Well, it was only a matter of time
83	Apparitions of Jesus? It isn't a miracle, merely Quantum Tunneling.img
83	And the new front runner in the race for the coveted conservative of the year award is: Andy Aschlafly (sic)! Go Andy!
83	Andy once again displays his wanton ignorance by not realising that the date of a word in a dictionary is the oldest known written citation not the year a word was 'invented'.
83	That's right, Terry. Liberals don't like barbecue or fireworks.
82	Really? You are going to criticise Wikipedia for losing editors, Andy? Are you really?
82	User: The "Liberal denials about history" article has got to be a joke. Andy: You're in absurd denial. Invention is an American thing and Americans work harder than anyone else. User: What about the Malaysian work camps where you work 12 hours a day and barely get anything to eat? Andy: You have free will to deny basic facts. I'll bet you spend more time trying to reject the Bible than reading it. User: I'm a member of the Plymouth Brethren, actually. Rejecting the Bible isn't in my modus operandi. Andy: um, TL;DR, um...
82	It's official. Conservapedia has branched off from our reality into a parallel universe. Meanwhile, back in our world...
82	Andy updates the main page with more hard data. Update: Andy makes it... er... less concise. Plot Twist: "Dad, we need to talk...". Update: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
82	Ed Poor proves the absence of censorship at Conservapedia by creating a new example.
82	Juan Williams makes insensitive comments about Muslims and he loses his job for "Freedom of Speech"; Helen Thomas makes insensitive comments about Israelis and she loses her job for "ignorance and racism"
82	Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other peopleimg.
82	hELL. Freezes. Over. UPDATE: an hour later, Andy blocks the guy.
82	Apparently atheists never make good football players because they are so cowardly and effeminate, instead they have to settle for being the leaders in math, science, philosophy, technology, medicine and pretty much any profession that requires a brain... what a bunch of losers.
82	Joaquín Martínez: "Happy 4th of July!" Andy: "Those with an anti-Christian and anti-American agenda, such as liberals, homosexuals, atheists, evolutionists and leftists, have attempted to remove the Christian origins of our language by replacing common phrases such as 'Independence Day' with secularized versions such as '4th of July'! Errr... I mean... thanks, JM!"
82	Andy ridicules a conspiracy theory about Hugo Chavez's death, then proceeds to promote his conspiracy theory about Hugo Chavez's death.
82	You know you block too much when Karajou tells you to stop.
82	Detective Schlafly finds a new mystery: why have liberals turned against Justin Bieber? With his amazing skills of deduction, he solves the case: 'cuz Bieber's pro-life.
82	Our site is more popular than Conservapedia.
81	Andy's final exam in American Historyimg is up, and it doesn't disappoint in stereotyping! Question The Last - please fill in the blank: Boys like sports and girls like easy questions. Correct! These stereotypes are growing rapidly! MOAR: When askedimg about gender segregation, Andyimg actsimg likeimg animg assimg. Oh, and TK has to kiss some assimg while he can. Update CiaraTo makes what is probably her lastimg post on CP.
81	Is it doublethink or just plain idiocy? Jessica: "Members of vandal sites will be blocked."img - Jimmy: "But... you're a member there, too, so you should also be blocked!"img (*blocked*img) - Jessica: "Nuh-uh! Only those who vandalize and brag will be blocked."img - John: "So what about the guy who made no edits here and didn't brag there?"img (*blocked*img) - Jessica: "He's a member of a vandal site! Guilty by association, duh!"img
81	MikeSalterimg goes out in a blaze of glory. MOAR: He's not just a vandal, he's a traitor!img
81	Inside The Schlafly Mind, Part 7 - Andy spots a suggested news item and decides to add it without "editorializing". Andy thinks, "Hmmm....editorializing....I just used used that word, and I'm a conservative, so that means it must be a conservative word! I've almost completed another geometric fit! Woot!" UPDATE: "I am an electrical engineer too, so the words for electronic components have to be conservative as well!"
81	Dance, monkey, dance! "Mountain Blue" again asks RW users to contact him with details on accounts on CP. RW user provides an IP of an "open relay." TK blocks IP range. Another poor user will be disappointed to know their server is banned from CP now.
81	And it's official: Canada: 3, U.S.A.: 2, Andy: zero. It is also socialist, liberal, gay-marriage-tolerant Canada's 14th gold medal of the Games, setting a Winter Olympics record. Let the Spinolympics begin.
81	In Andy's world "served the creature" = "served the environment" (not to mention gratuitous references to homosexuality and atheism). Translation is one thing; pulling things out of your ass is quite another.
81	Now out in paperback. The Does X have Machismo? Series. Available at all good stockists. Now. Olé! Olé! Olé!
81	You've got to be shitting me - Ed Poor decides to highlight a wonderful ID-backer, and removes that pesky little nugget of information that this "scientist" questions the link between HIV and AIDS.
81	Andy, January, reverting parody: "[The notion that the Banach-Tarski paradox] confirms the multiplication of the loaves is over-the-top, though funny." Andy, June, inserting parody: "this paradox -- or insight -- bears a striking resemblance to the multiplication of the loaves, which is the only miracle described in all four Gospels." UPDATE Jacob does what he can.
81	RonLar: statistics, pictures, analysis! Andy: "Quantity is no substitute for quality! You didn't address the oil wells!" UPDATE TK says "Nobody likes a clever dick"
81	You might be an Anglophile if...
81	Andy claims yet another nonpartisan phrase for conservatism.
81	Damned if you do... Resident seditionist Jpatt thinks that Obama's support of the anti-Gaddafi rebels is part of his Muslim agenda. God knows what he'd think if Obama supported Gaddafi instead.
81	Kaboom! Rob blocks Ken for 5 years!
81	Saint Timothy of Colorado New York's conservatism is so powerful that he is influencing the owner of the New York Jets to do something he was doing already, anyway.
81	Andy: The latest story from CNN gives as an example a 10-month-old child, who would instinctively fight any overt attempt at euthanasia (just as an unborn child does). The source which he claims to have read: Mother Linda van Roy, from Schilde, Belgium, is among those backing the bill. She could do nothing to help her terminally ill baby, Ella-Louise, in the last hours of her life. Ella-Louise, who was 10 months old when she died just over two years ago, would never have qualified for euthanasia. ... That's why she's campaigning for a change to Belgium's euthanasia laws, to give the choice of ending their suffering to older children whose bodies are wracked with pain. No surprise that his course on writing was terminated prematurely...
81	Reality: Maryam Mirzakhani becomes the first woman to win the Fields Medal.<br\> Conservapedia: No.
81	In the battle between the child beater and the liberal media, Andy sides with the child beater.
81	Ken gets all excited when a French website, writes a disparaging article about Conservapedia.img In doing so writing an entire article on MPR
80	Liberals! Academic elitists! TK blocks Oxford University and Richard "Stalker" Dawkins.img
80	Long-time (well since October) CP editor PhillipV plays a teeny prank on Terry Koeckritz, who shows that he must have been absent the day Jesus invented comedy.
80	The answer to this question is "because you're insane, Andy".
80	The Gauntlet has been thrown: Stephen Colbert's The Colbert Report demands that viewers add him to the Conservative Bible. Update: Ask and ye shall receive.
80	Andy: The Biblical account cannot be disproved. Let's be clear about that. Good? Okay, we know that the Deluge happened, and since it's easier to save animals from a flood with God's help than without, the theory of evolution is false. LATER Andy adds this to his list of evolution counterexamples.
80	Reality: NFL player with a history of problems and a career on the downswing let go after making comments about his coaches and teammates that included homophobic slurs. Andy: NFL player will never play again because he criticized homosexuality!!!! UPDATE: Less than 9 hours later, reality displays its well-known liberal bias again.
80	Conservative Christian editor: Why was my account blocked? Uncle Bad Touch: "For protesting against being blocked!" Oh, and send me a writing plan.
80	Ed "Two Meters" Poor presents his greatest masterpiece since Platypus Jokesimg: Spinoffimg Update: This is after complaining about vagueness on Wikipedia
80	In a classic Schlafly rearguard Captain Nonsequitor Karajou decides on a kitchensink approach.
80	Karajou decides to change things up a bit and stand up for someone reverting a sysop's edit, Must be easier when the sysop is KenWAIT, NO: Ken's not taking this lying down!!! Annndddd he's gone. Without a shred of integrity, Ken engages in liberal lastwordism.
80	Countdown to Perfection! Because nothing is more perfect than nothingness, or Conservepedia's lack of content. Or in this particular case, the lack of meaning behind Andy's "Conservative Words." Might I suggest saddlebacking? Tea bagging? No?
80	Detroit's population has declined by 25% in the last 10 years thanks to... abortion!
80	Smile and the world smiles with you you make Karajou angry.
80	TerryH promulgates the dogma of Conservative Infallibility by going postmodern: How dare a liberal question a conservative's position on science?
80	Andy: This article needs moreimg gibberishimg
80	Ken, stick to things you know, like bestiality. No, really.
80	Karajou: Was Breitbart assassinated?
80	With no sense of irony Karajou declares: "When something utterly fails, it's best to look at just who's in charge."
80	Not a WIGO, just a vote, [18]img. Up for Greg, Down for Ken.
80	Andy (compelling reasons to think God has a sense of humor): "some who idolize Obama think that he is an atheist, when in fact he is likely a Muslim"
80	Another well researched article from the Manchild. Stay classy!
80	Schlafly de-sysops Karajou.
80	Supreme Leader Andy says that labeling neo-Nazis as such is "name-calling".
79	"Deceit Techniques Used By Liberals Against Conservatives." Hmm, who does this descriptionimg remind you of?
79	TK deletes CP's longest article (and its talk page) after it's brought up in WIGOtalk as possibly being by Human.
79	Bad news for parachute salesmen: faith can physically trump the disorder or chaos of falling. MOAR ADDITIONAL INSIGHT: Food shortages are inherently disordered!
79	Andy: Only experts on the matter at hand can criticise something. User: Lenski anyone? Andy: "We only hate liberals who argue authority on anything! And since you bring up Lenski, do you know what he DOES for a living?!" And writing lecturer Schlafly? "Overrely" is not a word.
79	A report covering 2000-2008 shows some naughty goings on at the Obama Mineral Management Service.
79	So in other words, "Never."
79	Dodgy Roger goes for the douche-bag triple crown: "The Trail of Tears wasn't that bad;" "It's not marital rape, it's just bad communication;" and "Pinochet didn't murder people, he suppressed them."
79	Preserved high in the Alps by a massive ice storm 5,300 years ago — part of the Great Flood — media reports on the last meal of the "Iceman" without any mention that he died at the time of the Flood.
79	Julian Assange is a wanted (alleged) rapist, Wikileaks is a "vandal site." Then, Assange says Obama should resign, and all the nasty qualifiers are dropped and he's a credible source. Bastards.
79	Ken can't help but notice yet another trait of atheists: they're not just obese, they're ... SHORT!
79	In a section entitled Weaseling, Andy tries to weasel out. (And fails).
79	Andy: God Doesn't spend all his time watching everything that has or will happen(ed)img in the world, and infact is only omniscient when he feels like itimg
79	Nature: New technique identifies primordial star, formed soon after Big Bang, in our vicinity. Andy: The oldest star in the universe is 6,000 light-years from Earth, as the Bible predicts.img SamHB: The whole point of the paper is that the star is 13.7 billion years old.img Andy: No it's not. I win.img
79	The approach of set theory also offers a powerful way to think about life, handle anxiety, escape addiction, and understand the miracles in the New Testament. (FSTDT link)
79	In the News talks about the 100% real link between irreligion and bad roads.
79	Karajou shows his love for science by calling the scientific consensus on Global warming and Evolution "just a bunch of dimwits agreeing on something"
79	"Collection of atheist fat cat articles"
79	Infinite descent : The insights from an approach of backward descent is hinted at in logic referenced by Jesus: 'Jesus said to them, "Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I am."' Jesus did not say, "I was," as one might expect, but rather "I am." In other words, unlimited infinite descent is available to Jesus, just as multiplication of the loaves is.
79	Peter Scholze, Alessio Figalli, Akshay Venkatesh, and Caucher Birkar win the 2018 Fields Medal. We eagerly await the official announcement of the recipients of the Fields Medal's merit-based alternative — which winners are announced at the same time so that real achievement is recognized — the ConservaMath Medal 2018 2014 (not awarded yet) 2010 (which Ben Green seems to have won, but more nominations and insights are certainly welcome). Hopefully, neither a woman, nor an Obama-supporter, nor a communist-trained Việt wins (not racist, you politically-correct trickster!), and the liberal claptrap based on the Fields Medal would be eliminated forevermore.
79	RobS: "I'm so batshit insane that whenever CNN appears in my recommended links, I report it as hate speech..."
79	Like other aspects infinity, the concept of infinitesimal offers a powerful way to solve problems and even handle stress. The often-scarce resource of time, for example, becomes infinitely abundant if divided into infinitesimal segments. Jesus introduced the concept of infinite time, or eternity, and infinitesimal time follows from that. (FSTDT link)
79	2018 California wildfiresThe wildfire in California being man-made disproves global warming. Update: Reality: California fires suspect was possibly mentally ill, and loved Trump "prophesies", Infowars and QAnon. Andy: FACEBOOK!! It's all about FACEBOOK!"
79	Background: Context regarding the Question Evolution! booklet. Question Evolution! makes another appearance, to be immediately nuked
79	The Theory of Relativity cannot be reconciled with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Search and both [sic] and the lack of reconciliation is striking. The Book of Genesis describes a fundamental underlying uncertainty; the Theory of Relativity denies it. (FSTDT link) SamHB: [T]here is a big difference, in scientific and mathematical articles at least, between what is above the Table of Contents (TOC) and what is below. The material above the TOC is the property of Andy. Ordinary people may not change it, however strongly they disagree. I have had a number of my above-TOC changes reverted by Andy. Material below the TOC is maintained by regular contributors, and is generally left alone if it is well-reasoned. Perhaps the best example of this is the end of the first paragraph of E=mc². I did the search, and I don't see a "striking lack of reconciliation". In fact, the 1933 R. C. Tolman paper seems to show that people (much more knowledgeable than I) have thought about such a reconciliation, and have not come to the conclusion that one or the other of those theories must be false. Whether Theory X and Theory Y are consistent with each other is not determined by doing a Google search for "Theory X" + "Theory Y". That's not how science works. Reinhold Niebuhr Quote (well, paraphrase): “”God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are above the table of contents, the courage to change the things that are below it, and the wisdom to know the difference. What does that refer to? It refers to the fact that someone recently added some sycophantic rubbish to the Second Law of Thermodynamics page. Fortunately, it was above the TOC, so I didn't have to move it. Update: The fake news of the 1919 eclipse, and how media ran with it, hardly seems to be of encyclopedic value in a scientific entry.
79	Andy: "Hard-charging Nick Ayers, who sought to remove Never-Trump Republican congressmen" set to replace "moderate" John Kelly, as Chief of Staff. Also Andy: "Never Trumpers are working together, as Nick Ayers sets up Trump for embarrassment by declining the Chief of Staff position.
78	In-depth news analysis, Schlafly style: A man who dresses in black must be an atheist.img Maybe Andy should double check his sources. UPDATE: This issue is raised; Andy responds, "Liberal denier! Intent does matter!"img Someone should change the newsbite to read, "Wearing all black with anti-Christian intent is characteristic of anti-Christian belief systems." More, More: You dare to point out the hypocrisyimg of the great and powerful OZ Schlafly? Away you go!img
78	Andy sez that the Nobel Prize is given by liberals to other liberals. Like that noted icon of liberalism, Henry Kissinger. And flaming leftist Andrei Sakharov. And commie-lover F.W. deKlerk. And Soviet stooge Lech Walesa. And that dangerous radical, Mother Teresa. And (according to numerous conservative "thinkers"), famed Republican Martin Luther King.
78	Tired of watching a pic of Darwin in the Theory of Evolution article? Finally Conservative provided a better image and captionimg. UPDATE: Surely, such a pretty new picture deserves a spot on the Main Pageimg.
78	The Countdown to BMcP's banning continues. Will today be the day? Update: Another one bites the 3 billion year old 6,000 year old dust. Update 2: 3....2....1....Godspeed!
78	Several states are looking into starting state-owned banks. Andy cheers the move for, of all things, combatting socialism.
78	User: It's probably a coincidence that Earth Day happens to be Lenin's birthday. Andy: Since both communism and environmentalism are evil, I'd rather pretend otherwise. Psst, Andy, look at all these other liberal conspiracies.
78	Andy on Mainpage (six hours or so before the polls close): Socialists are going dowwwwwn in an historic end to liberal policies! The English press says so! British press, Andy, British press...plus, he's citing a Malaysian newspaper. UPDATE TK: "Conservatives win", meanwhile, back in reality, only 3 seats have been declared. ANDY UPDATE, NOT BEING CONDESCENDING AT ALL: Kiss my red, white and blue ass Welcome back to the special relationship!
78	Andy: The "Heathen" German World Cup Team had to import "Christian" players from Poland and Brazil to win - this is because Germany doesn't allow Christian homeschooling! (Note that neither of these two players have ever been homeschooled).
78	Andy puts up a stat about Bible sales on 10/24 and it takes one day for him to decide against using a source whose entire point is that niche Bible translations (like the Conservapedia Bible Project) are eroding the Bible as the "authoritative word of God" and making it "something trivial": "It is in effect moving away from a common membership in the body of Christ into disparate, confusing misrepresentations of the rich wisdom of Scripture, which ought to unify us."
78	Andy: What? A man with 39 years of public service as the mayor of Chicago, Cook County State's Attorney, and Illinois state senator gets a job at the University of Chicago (an infamously liberal institution for permitting that nobody, Obama, to call himself a "professor") teaching public policy? Must be cronyism!
78	Andrew Schlafly: Public schools need more guns
78	What's the most important thing to note about Kim Jong-Il? He was a fat atheist!
78	What Andy tells us: North Korea's evil new leader Kim Jong Un played video games! What Andy doesn't tell us: World of Warcraft? Modern Warfare 3? Duke Nukem? Er, no. NBA Basketball.
78	Balls
78	Andy: Facebook will disappear by 2020. Why? Because liberals!
78	Conservapedia STILL not wrong.
78	Andy continues to slide ever deeper into the rabbit holeimg
78	Reality: Right-wing white supremacists shoot policemen, drape corpses with Teabagger "Don't tread on me" flag. CP: "Fans of the evolutionary racist Adolf Hitler go on a shooting spree.
78	In a desperate attempt to justify his beliefs, Karajou turns to parody sites.
78	Conservapedia Fantasy: Washington State Flies Communist Flag at State Capitol – Patriots Come Out & Take It Down. Reality:National flag is flown to welcome ambassador of state's largest trading partner (think iPhone), per standard procedure. Tea Partiers show up for photo op when Capitol maintenance guy and cop take it down after meeting.
78	BUMP! Ed will regret thisimg, as HelpJazz takes aim, and hits a bulls-eye!img Update Special Ed never fails to disappointimg. Actually, he's really disappointingimg, threatening everyone for tattling on poor Bugler. At least Phil got a laughimg out of it. WHITEWASHEDimg! Best moments: Ed revertsimg and Blocksimg BRichtigen... for using the exact same words that Bugler got away with scott free.
77	Andy takes on the myth of rape: Do the math, and you'll see it's more likely to be struck by lightningimg KevinS does the math, and no, it's notimg Andy: lalalalalalalaimg.
77	Andy loses an argument, is shown how he's wrong about his relativity arguments, and even is quoted from the Bible. His response? "Godspeed, for last wordism, personalizing criticism, and basically wasting the time of others without enough substantive editing" Andy, when will you block yourself for the same?
77	The truth hurts, TK. It really does.
77	'Obama sacked someone?! That's worse than the murder, deportation and imprisonment of thousands of people!'
77	Lenski Redux:The letter to Douglas Mooimg will be sent out any day now. Should we expect Andy to be mocked again? UPDATE: There, it's gone!img No, hang on I'll change a bitimg.
77	Tbunton: Do you guys actually read your sources, or is this just page after page of non-sequitur copy and pastes? Ken: This non-sequitur copy and paste will answer your question.
77	Once upon a time, the friendly homskoller teacher told his pupils that they could gain extra credit if they translated "at least 5 verses for the Conservapedia Bible Translation project". "That's easy!", exclaimed Andy, the class swot who knew everything. "The whole CBP project was my idea!" The teacher finished his notes on 9 October and waited for his eager pupils to hand in their work. Two by three the responses came, until little Andy handed in his own work. "It... it's not finished yet, sir", said little Andy, and handed in several other lines over the next nine hours. The teacher wondered if little Andy was going to aim for the extra credit, since the CBP was Andy's own project. "Oh! I've got some great ideas for that!", exclaimed little Andy. "Rich people are wonderful!" and he made Jesus say so. "Is there anything else?", asked the teacher. Little Andy thought for an hour. "Well..." he whined, "I could edit what more cleverer people already did?". "I see...", said the teacher. "Anything else?" "Well," said little Andy, "I could make some text written in the 17th century difficult more understand it was than now then to?" "Excellent work!" said the teacher. "I'm sure you want to keep translating more?" "No." said little Andy. "If I did all the work, why would I need so many parodists?" The End
77	Conservapedia: Less than four years after starting the conservative alternative to Wikipedia, Senior Administrators are reduced to blogging about Obama's recent meals.
77	Damn those liberals and their use of modern synonyms Update: Gasp! Liberalism has even infected the Conservabible!
77	En garde!img Riposte Philip J. Rayment lays it down!img Critical Hit: HelpJazz fires his lazorsimg! Defeated - Bugler plays Tapsimg.
77	How DARE people go shopping and supporting free enterprise, when they should be home, reading the Bible, on the holy day of Thanksgiving.
77	Andy's anti-intellectualism on display: "eloquent wisdom" now equals "liberal claptrap."
76	Assorted Parodists: "Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his oath in private - he's a Muslim non-President!" Karajou: "Obama took the oath properly the second time, since the Bible is not needed. Case closedimg" TK: "This is a non-issueimg" Andy (arriving late to the party): "Breaking News!img Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his real oath in private!"
76	Namby-pamby 'energy saving' is for FAGS!img Efficiency is an anti-American UN plot!img. Pffft, Earth Hour is just an excuse for liberals to be lazyimg.
76	Andy dismisses Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Schubert, Ravel, Mozart, and other "non-German" composers as "obscure,"img. INSIGHT: Liburlz don't know anything!img MOAR It's not about music, it's about languageimg. ANDY WINZ I'm right I'm right I"M RIGHT!.img MOAR!!! TK steamrolls into Andyimg.
76	The Catholic Church saga continues. Blocked editor comes back Why was my IP blocked?img Because you disagreed with Andy, now piss off (signed TK). A fascinating insight into the methods and madness of TK. Update: Ed Poor activates his VSRDimg (very selective rudeness detector ®). Update: Terry Koeckritz decides he was too impersonal and says a more direct Auf Wiedersehenimg whilst coming up with the new concept of "Sort of" blocks.Update Andy arrives late to the party and adds his seal of approvalimg
76	Barack Obama? Pfft! Did you mean OSAMA BIN LADEN?!?!?'
76	User: Can you clarify your essay on information theory and explain its definitions? Andy: Fix it yourself. With a sly crack about the grammar error in the previous post. User: I may hold a PhD in physics, but I've learned not to disagree with you here on relativity, since you'll delete my corrections. Andy: I am right, if you would just have an open mind. User: It's sad that you think you know more about science than someone who researches it daily. Andy: If you love science so much, YOU pay for it! TK stops the argument.
76	Is it really Obama who's bitter about not being president of the Harvard Law Review, not being successeful in politics, not winning a Nobel Prize er... not winning all the Nobel Prizes?
76	Andy: The oldest direct evidence of life is writing, and we have only found proof of that from 3000 BC onwards. That's indirect evidence Andy. You know what is direct evidence? Bones.
76	Conservapedia finishes their Bible Retranslation Project ahead of schedule today! Wait, didn't they say they would finish it by Easter? I guess accurate timekeeping is a liberal trait.
76	Andy with more Biblical scientific foreknowledge: No one has ever lived past 120 years (except for Jeanne Calment). This apparently confirms a theoretical maximum age set down in the Bible. (Never mind such figures as Abraham, Noah, Shem, Arphaxad, Salah, Eber, etc.) UPDATE: Those men were saints and don't disprove the rule.
76	Atheism: the silent killer (so silent only Andy has heard about it)
76	Yeah, good luck with that, Ed.
76	Garbage In, Garbage Out
76	Jared Polis is a rich, gay, activist representative.img State? Party? Time in office? PLEASE! He's rich, gay, and an activist—that's ALL you need to know. (But if he shows up in a movie as a football coach with a teenage daughter, Uncle Ed will keep you informed!)
76	No. Update: Ken must never be questioned.img
76	Andy "trims" the last vestiges of that failed experiment.
76	Andy celebrates Gingrich'simg appeal to "negrophobes."img Conservative historians agree: racism rulz.
76	Balls
76	Remembering Trayvon Martin is "sick and pathetic" according to Jpratt.
76	Play-offs are part of the liberal style.
76	Andy: Oh, if only Oscar Pistorius had married his girlfriend, she might be alive today!
76	Andy comes up with an insightful example of biblical scientific foreknowledge
75	Wikipedia is in a terrible state, with just 146,000 active users. If only they were a Trusworthy Encyclopedia, with nearly 100 users.
75	More proof of a young Earth. this edit somehow claims that the changes in the Earth's magnetic field must be exponential, and so the Earth can't possibly be old. It cites a web page from NASA. That web page has a graph showing that the field changes are anything but exponential. And it mentions that "There have been about 170 of these [magnetic field] reversals during the last 76 million years ..." Hardly an endorsement of a 6000 year old Earth. UPDATE Someone points out the "76 million years" bit. Andy reverts, calling it "biased and unprovable speculation" and leaves this classic Andyism.
75	User: How do all the unseasonably warm temperatures square with Andy's talk of how cold nights in New Jersey disprove global warming? Jinx hi Jinx!: SHEDDAP, BLASPHEM— ...uh, wait, I thought of a way to respond! (Of course, the user who asked the question will have no comment.) UPDATE: The user is wrong because global warming would mean colder winters. (Of course, this means that Andy's cold nights in New Jersey work out as evidence for global warming, but we can iron that out later...) MORE: Terry Koeckritz chimes in: This is a massive fraud that is part of a vast commie plot involving the creation of a welfare state to enslave blacks.
75	The debate on Fidel won't die! User: Other countries' leaders say he's alive. Do they lie, too? Karajou: If you think he's alive, go there to see for yourself. While you're there, try to criticize him or attend the church you want. Andy: Castro wrote articles? Proves NOTHING! Each day he lives, the chance he's still alive shrinks. It's amazing liberals deny he's dead! Liberals won't deny it if the NYT runs a front page article about it! THEN Cuba will announce he's dead! User: I was just asking questions about why you think he's dead. Karajou: If you don't care, then ARGUMENT OVER! User: I'm sorry. I just wanted the truth, not speculation.
75	More on Andy logic: Spain has same-sex marriage, socialism, and 20% unemployment. Therefore, Spain hasn't won a Winter Olympic Medal! Bonus points that he linked an article about Spain's economy instead of the well being in the Winter Olympics.
75	The only noteworthy application of linear algebra Andy can think of: Analyzing Liberal style on Wikipedia.
75	Kowardjerk bravely highlights the hypocrisy of the Obamas being concerned about their nation's obesity yet eating ice-cream! BONUS: Ken points out how they keep quiet about them there fat lesbians.
75	As Andy "2+2=4" Schlafly plows headlong into the world of mathematics without a clue where he's going. The inevitable result: division by zero
75	It is proven. It is not a human updating MPR, it's a bot using the name ASchlafly. It picks a headline, and a random anti-liberal statement, with no feasible link whatsoever.
75	Those with an antichristian [sic] and anti-American agenda, such as liberals, homosexuals, atheists, evolutionists and leftists, have attempted to remove the Christian origins of our language by replacing common phrases, such as Shrove Tuesday, with secularized versions. In other news, IT'S MARDI GRAS!!!
75	Daniel1212: The reason we do not stone rebellious teenagers to death is not because we do not think it is wrong to be so, but only because, like ceremonial laws, a change in covenant does not necessitate or allow that the church keep the civil capital penalties. Sadly, Daniel1212 is not a parodist.
75	"I feel bad that this is so disturbing to you. I hope you don't work yourself into a frenzy and have sleepless nights over this matter. I can tell you that I am not going to lose any sleep over this matter." says Ken, before editing continuously through the night with at most a two-and-a-half hour break.
75	How to be a CP sysop in one easy lesson. Karajou: "Away with you,img HorribleHorace, once again you've proved you're unfit for our paradise!" The Real Horace: "Umm, you know that isn't me... right?"img Karajou: "Of course!img I just enjoy lying. AWAY WITH YOU TOO!"
75	Clearly consistency isn't Ed's strong suit. If Casino Royale had been about a football coach with an eleven-year old daughter on the other hand...
75	The peasants are revolting! Oh no, they created an essay pointing out the silliness that is Ken's QE! hype! Quick, Ken, show them your debating skills! ...oh, crap. Time to win this debate the CP way: Block, censor, ban.
75	Pro wandalism: Counterexamples to Evolution gets a Rodgers & Hammerstein remix.img
75	Ed: You're wrong! User: No, actually I'm right... Ed: Touché. But I'm still going to persecute you.
75	No one mentions that Missy Franklin goes to a Catholic high school; it must be a liberal conspiracy, according to Andy.
75	Todd Akin is a hero standing up to media bullying.img (Also, Piers Morgan is a liberal.)
75	Lowkey throws a grenadeimg at Aschlafly, when is block gonna happen? Update Andy showsimg leadership. Developing Ed makes a subtle grabimg for power? More Andy identifies the real problemimg - people spelling hell with a small 'h'. And in the meantime, even senior sysop CPAdmin1/Tim is about to go the wayimg of the 90/10 Dodo.